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[Alphyn]

SenHai wrote...

I got confused.....and stopped reading.

Where'd you get confused? I can try and edit it.

[Lividity Jones]

michaelrsa wrote...

Have Shepard pinned down with mercs on all sides whe all of a sudden in walks Garrus with EYE PIECES ON EACH EYE and starts sniping mercs with Legion's widow (he's so badass it doesn't break his arm). Then merc reinforcements arrive. Garrus looks at them mutters "pfft" turns back to Shep and walks to him while at the same time pulling out a detonator and using it. The explosions go off behind Garrus and he's all like "pfft, boring. I'm not wasting my neck to look at that." He walks over to Shep and then delivers a one liner so devestating that Caruso's sunglasses split in two and delivers him into a coma. Shep then uses it in a line so bland and boring compared to what just happened that it is reduced to that "blah blah blah" charlie brown parent stuff except for BROKARIAN.

Dude...

That's pretty bro.

[Alphyn]

SenHai wrote...

T: A shower does sound quite nice - what about Xen?
X: We'll take care of that, don't worry.
T: Alright, see you in a bit.

I thought Xen was knocked out?

Oh, whoops.

That was meant to be Shepard.

[Titanium Man]

michaelrsa wrote...
They should put Garrus in the dictionary as an official word. It's definition will be "to be the appex of a bro. To do things so bro that all other bros quiver in shame at your broness."

Dude...that's as-BRO-nomical.

[XTVengeance]

N7 Warrior wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

S: Nice shot, Gare-bear.
G: Why does everyone call me that now?
T: *slightly shaky* I think it suits you.

Gare-bear. I've got a feeling that's going to stick.

Oh it will.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

michaelrsa wrote...

They should put Garrus in the dictionary as an official word. It's definition will be "to be the appex of a bro. To do things so bro that all other bros quiver in shame at your broness."

Garrus is not my bro.

Rune...

I've never been so dissapointed...

[XTVengeance]

SenHai wrote...

XTVengeance wrote...
Oh it will.

YOU SHALL NOT BE IGNORED!

STFU

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Rune...
I've never been so dissapointed...

Sorry. He just doesn't fit "Bro" for me. I could be willing to change if you could prove otherwise.

Seriously...!?

Dude... TWO people came back to you. TWO. Out of everyone in your old squad. Garrus is one of them... He's like that german shephard that's been a part of your family for years, and who has saved your life on a few occasions. He's loyal, and sticks with you through thick and thin. When you show up, he doesn't get mad at you, despite you working for an organization that views him as ****. When he first gets a chance to talk to you, he SMILES at you, despite half his face being missing. He's the guy hanging back with a rifle, making sure you and your quarian mate have covering fire.

If there is ANYTHING more bro than that... then... I've never seen it.

[nitefyre410]

Mass Effect: Precipice Chapter 2 Preview



Somewhere in the Omega Cluster



4 days after the attack on the Collector base.







“We're WHAT?”



“As I just said Commander we have been cut off from all Cerberus funds we have no money for repairs,food or fuel.” Miranda added sipping on what was going to be her last cup of coffee for a long time. “In terms you can better understand we are broke.” that statement was followed by Nathaniels' head hitting the briefing room table with a loud thud. “Careful right know that skull and the brain inside are valued at about 50 million credits...” Letting the sentence hang at the end smiling with mock sweetness as took a another slow sip of her coffee letting the implication hang in the air.



“Miri you can't be serious.” Jacob said noticing Garrus rest his hand side arm as heard Shepherd groan of weary frustration “We are not going to scarp the Commander and sell his parts..”



“Of course it would never come to that already I have a plan to 'acquire' the operating funds we need and I also EDI working on creating an extra-net site about getting the truth the Protheneans, Reapers and Sovereign incident out in the open.” Shepherd looked up raising an eyebrow that plan sounded rather familiar.



“You have been in my Vid Collection again haven't you.” he stated.



“Commander I would never violate your personal quarters in such... I figured after spending 2 years rebuilding you... you deserved some privacy.” She responded in an attempt to feign innocence.



“You're a terrible liar.” And so the battle of wits continued between Shepherd and Miranda it was strange dynamic those too had of tension, then sarcastic banter back and forth keeping each wits sharp.



“You have not evidence either.” she countered arching an eyes taking another sip from her mug.



“Seriously Nate, you and her are like an old Married couple.” Garrus added shaking his head.



“Garrus need I you remind there is a certain Quarian has shotgun that would disagree.” Garrus looked at his old friend mandibles twitching and eye plate arching slightly.



“So that's why Legion has been covering most of her shifts in the Engine Room.” Jacob add crossing his arms. Nathaniel looked back at Miranda plotting just how he was going to get his sweet sweet revenge.



“Her room in the Cargo hold was destroyed so...”



“So you let her use the Captain's room out of the kindness of you heart.. damn the perks of being Commander.” Garrus joined in the ribbing that he was getting from the crew. “Oh your quarters are destroyed why don't you stay in mine' Nate I thought I taught you better, that's a tactic Taylor would resort too.” Jacob flipped Garrus off as the former C-Sec offers shoulder shook with laughter.



“You know I can have you all spaced for mutiny.” Shepherd growled in mock anger as much as the crew and the team worked his nervous he would not trade his dysfunctional space family for anything will maybe anything. The three final backed off they had poke fun at their Commander enough but it did help with stress to simply laugh at times. “You know Miranda could probably put have the dancers on Omega out of work I'm sure Aria would not mind the spike in costumers.”

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Seriously...!?
If there is ANYTHING more bro than that... then... I've never seen it.

I'll think about it.

Who is bro to you then?

Jacob?

Wrex?

Kaiden?

Please. I want to hear this.

[XTVengeance]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Who is bro to you then?
Jacob?
Wrex?
Kaiden?
Please. I want to hear this.

Wrex is dead, Kaiden no longer exists. Jacob would be closest as he is higher on the 'meh' status than everyone else.
I have no true bro.

Rune doesn't need anyone other than Tali.