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[Shadowomega23]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

uhdnrt wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...
The resulting brofist sounds legendary.

I don't just need new pants, I need a new HOUSE.

   

That should be the ultimate attack that   Shepherd and  Garrus use to  destroy the Reapers 

the heretic warrior's punching fist i recognize but not the other one.

edit: not heretic, hexen.

Well now I know what the left arm belongs to.

As for the right arm that is the Nano Suit From Crysis set to maxium Strenght. As for which charactor not sure but it is likely Nomads.

[Zarcanada]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

Why are we talking about varren?

its all on the last page.

You could of given me an outline of what happened but okay .....Time to Read!

well now i'm going to give you the outline so when you get back you'll be even more annoyed at me. someone mentioned boo in a suggestion for a minific, then it was suggested that the space hamster was better than urz then i defended urz's awesomeness.

Well good for you, but Why wate so long to tell me?

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

She's wearing a hazmat suit... <_<

You can't tell me that isn't cute.

Remove the caption and yeah, it's ****ing adorable.

Ugh...

The author said they didn't mean for it to be a sexual thing... just that some of the bacteria got on Tali's suit from piggybacking on Urz.

It's supposed to be CUTE.

God... you people are worse than I am...

[Lividity Jones]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

yeah tali riding urz around going wheeeeee is super cute. and i don't care who the hell takes a man card for me saying so. the caption is terrible though.

I don't even think Urz is big enough to ride around on.

[BigKahuna25]

Shadowomega23 wrote...

Well now I know what the left arm belongs to.

As for the right arm that is the Nano Suit From Crysis set to maxium Strenght. As for which charactor not sure but it is likely Nomads.

cool. nice team effort on this one.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ugh...

The author said they didn't mean for it to be a sexual thing... just that some of the bacteria got on Tali's suit from piggybacking on Urz.

It's supposed to be CUTE.

God... you people are worse than I am...

Yeah, bacteria gets in Tali's suit and she's stuck with scale itch forever.

Cute my ass.

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ugh...

The author said they didn't mean for it to be a sexual thing... just that some of the bacteria got on Tali's suit from piggybacking on Urz.

It's supposed to be CUTE.

God... you people are worse than I am...

Yeah, bacteria gets in Tali's suit and she's stuck with scale itch forever.

Cute my ass.

Right.

Forget I posted it.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Actually yes, all squadmates do.

If Urz ever loses a fight, you can find him near the Lord High Researcher recovering. Any character has an option for some dialogue if you intereact with him.

Wait.

Really?

Yes, really.

Lividity Jones wrote...

Huh...

Well then...

I feel sheepish.

Why do I even bother trying to up you when you excel at doing it yourself?

[Titanium Man]

*On the Citadel, Shepard stops by an open store, manned by a salarian salesman.*

Salesman: Oh, hey!  It's Shepard!  Nice to see you here!

Shepard: I'm looking for a vid game for someone, but...well, I don't play them often, exactly.

Salesman: Well, what kind of games does your friend like?

Shepard: *He folds his arms, lips tightening.*  I'm not really sure...she loves tinkering with technology.  Do you have a game like that?

Salesman: Let me see...  *He rubs his stump of a chin.*  Well, there's "Core Panic".  Have to match the right materials in a core of a starship or it explodes.  Think she'd like that?

Shepard: Nothing with ships blowing up.

Salesman: Gotcha.  Hmmm...oh!  We have a great sim game called "Personal Robo".  You can build and train your own little robot.  But if you want to go for that, I'd wait for "GethSim", it's supposed to have more features and the ability to fight other robots.

Shepard: She wouldn't like that.

Salesman: *He wags his finger, releasing something.*  Hold on...is this person that quarian you're going out with?

Shepard: *His brow furrows, ready for an insult.*  Yes.

Salesman: Ahhhh...well, I've got just the thing for you.  *He reaches under the counter and pulls out a game pad, sliding it towards Shepard's hand.*  This is one of our popular romance titles.  Great for couples.

*Shepard picks it up and gives the description a lookover.*

Shepard: ...this is disgusting.  She'd never forgive if I did THAT to her.

Salesman: Hey, it's just an option.  Besides, some quarians love it when you approach from that direction.

Shepard: *He sets down the pad.*  Give me something more appropriate.

Salesman: *He snaps his fingers.*  Got it.  You'll really dig this, Shepard.  *He reaches under the counter again and pulls out another pad.*  If she's the kind of gamer I think she is, she'll love this one.  It's small and fits on any omni-tool.

Shepard: *He reads it.*  ...GalaxyHack.

Salesman: Randomly generated starmaps every time!  Totally addictive.

Shepard: ...this better not limit her productivity.

Salesman: But she'll love you for it!  Worth the tradeoff, eh?

Shepard: ...yeah.  She is.

Salesman: Great!  Credit chit whenever you're ready.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Why do I even bother trying to up you when you excel at doing it yourself?

That's something you need to look deep inside yourself to answer, Azint.

[Lividity Jones]

Titanium Man wrote...

*On the Citadel, Shepard stops by an open store, manned by a salarian salesman.*

Salesman: Oh, hey!  It's Shepard!  Nice to see you here!

Shepard: I'm looking for a vid game for someone, but...well, I don't play them often, exactly.

Salesman: Well, what kind of games does your friend like?

Shepard: *He folds his arms, lips tightening.*  I'm not really sure...she loves tinkering with technology.  Do you have a game like that?

Salesman: Let me see...  *He rubs his stump of a chin.*  Well, there's "Core Panic".  Have to match the right materials in a core of a starship or it explodes.  Think she'd like that?

Shepard: Nothing with ships blowing up.

Salesman: Gotcha.  Hmmm...oh!  We have a great sim game called "Personal Robo".  You can build and train your own little robot.  But if you want to go for that, I'd wait for "GethSim", it's supposed to have more features and the ability to fight other robots.

Shepard: She wouldn't like that.

Salesman: *He wags his finger, releasing something.*  Hold on...is this person that quarian you're going out with?

Shepard: *His brow furrows, ready for an insult.*  Yes.

Salesman: Ahhhh...well, I've got just the thing for you.  *He reaches under the counter and pulls out a game pad, sliding it towards Shepard's hand.*  This is one of our popular romance titles.  Great for couples.

*Shepard picks it up and gives the description a lookover.*

Shepard: ...this is disgusting.  She'd never forgive if I did THAT to her.

Salesman: Hey, it's just an option.  Besides, some quarians love it when you approach from that direction.

Shepard: *He sets down the pad.*  Give me something more appropriate.

Salesman: *He snaps his fingers.*  Got it.  You'll really dig this, Shepard.  *He reaches under the counter again and pulls out another pad.*  If she's the kind of gamer I think she is, she'll love this one.  It's small and fits on any omni-tool.

Shepard: *He reads it.*  ...GalaxyHack.

Salesman: Randomly generated starmaps every time!  Totally addictive.

Shepard: ...this better not limit her productivity.

Salesman: But she'll love you for it!  Worth the tradeoff, eh?

Shepard: ...yeah.  She is.

Salesman: Great!  Credit chit whenever you're ready.

It's a trap!

[RiptideX1090]

Right.



I'm out.



Keelah Se'lai.



Or somethin'.

[BigKahuna25]

Titanium Man wrote...
*minisnip*

i like it. nice work my fellow talimancer.

[FsDxRAGE]

cya rip

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right.

I'm out.

Keelah Se'lai.

Or somethin'.

Keelah Se'lai, Rip.

[Phil725]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ugh...

The author said they didn't mean for it to be a sexual thing... just that some of the bacteria got on Tali's suit from piggybacking on Urz.

It's supposed to be CUTE.

God... you people are worse than I am...

Yeah, bacteria gets in Tali's suit and she's stuck with scale itch forever.

Cute my ass.

To be fair, I don't think any part of the caption actually implies she contracted the disease.  Unless I'm mistaken, its a mystery whether or not quarians/non varren in general could even get the disease.  And we know that Tali wouldn't get it anyway because of the suit.  All the caption implies is that bacteria or whatever was transferred from her suit onto the Normandy in some way.  Modern STDs can be transmitted non-sexually as well, who knows about fake space diseases.  Its hardly a shot at Tali or anything.

[BigKahuna25]

adios rip van winkle. winkie.

[RiptideX1090]

Dammit...



Nevermind...



Angel of Death tonight...



Looks like I'm stuck here.

[RiptideX1090]

Phil725 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ugh...

The author said they didn't mean for it to be a sexual thing... just that some of the bacteria got on Tali's suit from piggybacking on Urz.

It's supposed to be CUTE.

God... you people are worse than I am...

Yeah, bacteria gets in Tali's suit and she's stuck with scale itch forever.

Cute my ass.

To be fair, I don't think any part of the caption actually implies she contracted the disease.  Unless I'm mistaken, its a mystery whether or not quarians/non varren in general could even get the disease.  And we know that Tali wouldn't get it anyway because of the suit.  All the caption implies is that bacteria or whatever was transferred from her suit onto the Normandy in some way.  Modern STDs can be transmitted non-sexually as well, who knows about fake space diseases.  Its hardly a shot at Tali or anything.

Just drop it Phil.

[Titanium Man]

Lividity Jones wrote...
It's a trap!

It's relevant because I discovered a Doom roguelike.  Besides, wanted to use that game salesman for something.

[Lividity Jones]

Phil725 wrote...

To be fair, I don't think any part of the caption actually implies she contracted the disease.  Unless I'm mistaken, its a mystery whether or not quarians/non varren in general could even get the disease.  And we know that Tali wouldn't get it anyway because of the suit.  All the caption implies is that bacteria or whatever was transferred from her suit onto the Normandy in some way.  Modern STDs can be transmitted non-sexually as well, who knows about fake space diseases.  Its hardly a shot at Tali or anything.

Huh... Well, I guess I can't argue that.

Looks like I can cross one more name off of the lynching list.

[FsDxRAGE]

hey guys, what would be an appropriate nick name for a bar?

[RiptideX1090]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

hey guys, what would be an appropriate nick name for a bar?

The Bar.

[FsDxRAGE]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

hey guys, what would be an appropriate nick name for a bar?

The Bar.

hahahahaha<_<

[BigKahuna25]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

hey guys, what would be an appropriate nick name for a bar?

The Bar.

paddy's