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#221726
Mozer121

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Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Okay, now Snow White is playing in my head, except the main character is Tali.

Witch: Here. Eat this apple.

Tali White: I can't.

Witch: . . . Crap.


Ha!

Prince Shepard: Eat that, ****!


If you think about it, it doesn't have to be a poison apple to kill her...

#221727
SpatFieya

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Asari Cop: Pitne, you're under arrest for the trade of illegal goods.



*Asari hands cuffs Pitne and drags him away*



Pinte: I would of gotten away with it too! If it wasn't for that meddling specter and his crew!



Shepard: Another mystery solved.



Tali: ...Is that an ascot you're wearing?



Shepard: Ahem, tactical ascot, Tali. Tactical.

#221728
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SpatFieya wrote...

Asari Cop: Pitne, you're under arrest for the trade of illegal goods.

*Asari hands cuffs Pitne and drags him away*

Pinte: I would of gotten away with it too! If it wasn't for that meddling specter and his crew!

Shepard: Another mystery solved.

Tali: ...Is that an ascot you're wearing?

Shepard: Ahem, tactical ascot, Tali. Tactical.


Wow.
The creepy thing is; just today I was thinking about the ME crew as Scooby Doo characters.

Get out of my head, Spat. :blink:

#221729
SpatFieya

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Shepard and Garrus stood across from the table, silence overtaking them. It was awkward to say the least.

"Do you love her?" Garrus asked. Direct line of sight. Best to take the shot and get it over with. Shepard had taught him that.

Shepard looked up at him, "I don't want her to die."

Headshot.

"Then don't let her." Simple advice. The best kind.

I like these metaphors.  That's how I write Garrus thinking, too.

When you read a characters diologue in an FF in their voice, you know it's well written.

Good job, guys.

#221730
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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Asari Cop: Pitne, you're under arrest for the trade of illegal goods.

*Asari hands cuffs Pitne and drags him away*

Pinte: I would of gotten away with it too! If it wasn't for that meddling specter and his crew!

Shepard: Another mystery solved.

Tali: ...Is that an ascot you're wearing?

Shepard: Ahem, tactical ascot, Tali. Tactical.


Wow.
The creepy thing is; just today I was thinking about the ME crew as Scooby Doo characters.

Get out of my head, Spat. :blink:

Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 

EDIT: Hey, I just realized Pinte's line rhymed. 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 06 juillet 2010 - 05:58 .


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cannedcream

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SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 


Well then, this personality demands a better internet connection.
 

#221732
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SpatFieya wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Wow.
The creepy thing is; just today I was thinking about the ME crew as Scooby Doo characters.

Get out of my head, Spat. :blink:

Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 

Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?

#221733
Lividity Jones

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?


I'm horrified.

Genuinely.

#221734
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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 


Well then, this personality demands a better internet connection.
 

I concur, but maybe if a certain personality got a job

#221735
RiptideX1090

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Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?


I'm horrified.

Genuinely.


Fantastic...

#221736
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Wow.
The creepy thing is; just today I was thinking about the ME crew as Scooby Doo characters.

Get out of my head, Spat. :blink:

Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 

Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?

the first rule of project talithread is you do not ask questions.

#221737
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Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?

I'm horrified.

Genuinely.

Guess I can cross LJ off my list then.  That's most everybody now...

#221738
SpatFieya

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Wow.
The creepy thing is; just today I was thinking about the ME crew as Scooby Doo characters.

Get out of my head, Spat. :blink:

Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 

Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?

Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

And Tyler Durden... That name sounds awfully familiar. 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 06 juillet 2010 - 06:02 .


#221739
NuclearBuddha

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SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

If this is true, I can see the problem:  nobody here represents sanity.

#221740
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SpatFieya wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Wow.
The creepy thing is; just today I was thinking about the ME crew as Scooby Doo characters.

Get out of my head, Spat. :blink:

Maybe your inside my mind.

...or maybe my mind is your mind and we're actually the same person just split personalities. 

Do either of you know Tyler Tali'Durden?

Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

And Tyler Durden... That name sounds awfully familiar. 

is that a genuine not quite placing where its from? because if so its brad pitt's charachter in fight club.

#221741
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

If this is true, I can see the problem:  nobody here represents sanity.


What are you talking about?

I am the model of mental health.

...

Pffffffft! Yeah, no. I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

#221742
SpatFieya

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

If this is true, I can see the problem:  nobody here represents sanity.

Annnnnd we have a theory, ladies and gentlemen! Well, mostly gentlemen. 

...You hear that? That's the sound of minds being blown...and Cream possibly crying in the corner.

EDIT: Mood music courtesy of Azint

Modifié par SpatFieya, 06 juillet 2010 - 06:10 .


#221743
BigKahuna25

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Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

If this is true, I can see the problem:  nobody here represents sanity.


What are you talking about?

I am the model of mental health.

...

Pffffffft! Yeah, no. I couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

just like me except the exact opposite!

#221744
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SpatFieya wrote...

I concur, but maybe if a certain personality got a job


Oh sure. I'll just go pluck one out of the job-tree. <_<

I've been TRYING goddamnit. :ph34r:

#221745
SpatFieya

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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I concur, but maybe if a certain personality got a job


Oh sure. I'll just go pluck one out of the job-tree. <_<

I've been TRYING goddamnit. :ph34r:

Don't worry, I have too. :unsure:

#221746
cannedcream

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SpatFieya wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

If this is true, I can see the problem:  nobody here represents sanity.

Annnnnd we have a theory, ladies and gentlemen! Well, mostly gentlemen. 

...You hear that? That's the sound of minds being blown...and Cream possibly crying in the corner.


Was not.

*wipes eyes*

#221747
BigKahuna25

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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I concur, but maybe if a certain personality got a job


Oh sure. I'll just go pluck one out of the job-tree. <_<

I've been TRYING goddamnit. :ph34r:

you and me should get into the man-**** buisiness.

#221748
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...
Maybe the Tali thread is a person and each individual that posts inside said thread, is a split personality of that person.

If this is true, I can see the problem:  nobody here represents sanity.


On that, we agree.

Does the knowledge of your insanity make you sane? Or does believing that it makes you sane make you insane?

#221749
BigKahuna25

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aww.... they censor wh0re? lame

#221750
RiptideX1090

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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I concur, but maybe if a certain personality got a job


Oh sure. I'll just go pluck one out of the job-tree. <_<

I've been TRYING goddamnit. :ph34r:


Got lucky. I landed one today.