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[RiptideX1090]

Somebody1003 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Does Jake come here anymore?

No.

You need to go to TZO for all your Jake and Jake-like needs.

Whats TZO?

A much less good version of here.

[uhdnrt]

RedTracer7 wrote...
*snip of awesome*

Modifié par uhdnrt, 07 juillet 2010 - 05:30 .

[cannedcream]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Whats TZO?

talizorah.org

A forum site I sometimes lurk in that fails to understand my incredible sense of humor.
I swear, I give these people comedy GOLD; not so much as a smilie face.

I don't understand the world anymore. . .

[Lividity Jones]

RedTracer7 wrote...

[[Tali'Zorah: Ancient Movie Fan, and Keeper of the Memes]]


Garrus:  Are you just about ready to hit the Landing Zone?

Shepard:  Yeah.  Lemme call up Tali, see what her visual recon came up with.  

*Shepard boots up his comm system.  After a few seconds of static, Tali's voice can be heard*

Tali:  *Hesitantly*  H-Hello?

Shepard:  Tali?  This is Shepard...  Are you okay?  You sound... wrong.

Tali: Um, yeah.  Doing great.

Shepard:  ....Okay then.  How's the LZ?

Tali:  Looks clear.  So clear, in fact, that Admiral Ackbar would have something to say about it.

Shepard:  I... Erm... Wh- *His eyes widen* Oh.  Alright.  We'll be down shortly.  *Cuts Comm Link*

Garrus:  What was that about?

Shepard:  Me and her have been watching some real old movies...

Garrus:  And what does this... "Admiral Ackbar" have to do with it?

Shepard:  It's a trap, Garrus.  The landing zone...  It's a trap.

So much win...

They use movie references as code.

Hilarious.

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Shepard:  It's a trap, Garrus.  The landing zone...  It's a trap.

I like this.

[cannedcream]

RedTracer7 wrote...

[[Tali'Zorah: Ancient Movie Fan, and Keeper of the Memes]]

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[uhdnrt]

uhdnrt wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Ok mini fic idea,maybe get some life back into this place.

Its movie night on the Normandy and joker one the coin toss for first pick, and he boots up the Matrix. capture Tali's reactions throughout the movie and the crews reaction to her GO!

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Tali was furious.  The film their bosh'tet pilot had subjected the crew to had left her seething.  She could not even look at the geth platform amongst them at this point.  Why would he make us watch this....this....horror?  She was so angry, her grumbles of displeasure were audible to the human that was lounging next to her.

Judging from how tense she sat next to him, Shepard figured that Tali was probably as angry now as she had been months ago after Legion had scanned her omni-tool.  Hoping to diffuse the situation, he put his hand on her should and rubbed gently, trying to sooth her.  He felt her tense briefly, then begin to calm.

"So what did everyone think?"  Joker asked from his place in the room.  He was smiling; despite its age, he thoroughly enjoyed the classic piece of cinema humans called The Matrix.  He was not prepared for the quarian to leap to her feat.

She shot to her feet, her anger returned.  "How could you make us watch something so horrible Joker?"  She nearly shouted at him.  "You, Bosh'tet!    That could have been us!  And you thought it was a good film?"

Everyone quieted.  Nearly as one, the away team turned to glance at Joker.  His look of surprise nearly made Jack snicker - until she looked over at the quarian, who was nearly shaking in rage.

John stood, placing himself between Tali and Jeff.  "Tali, it's just a film," he began.  He held a hand up when it looked like she would argue.  "Yes, it is horrifying what happened to the living, breathing people.  But that's not what we should be taking away from the story."

"No, the real story is that, despite everything the machines tried, they could not stamp out the individuality, and the will to live from people."  He smiled softly, as he saw her visibly begin to relax.  "That all it takes sometimes is one person to stand up and say 'enough is enough'. 

Joker nodded.  "I'm sorry Tali.  I didn't think when I selected it.  My bad," he said with genuine remorse.

After a moment, Tali finally relaxed.  "I am sorry for yelling," she began.  "It is a very sensitive subject."

"It is, and it was wrong to have it brought up so casually," the commander agreed easily.  "In the future, let's think a little more carefully about what is we're watching when we try to relax."  He shook his head.  "It would be just as bad to force some of us to sit through The Citadel."
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My submission to your request.

Repostan!

[Ormagodenator]

RedTracer7 wrote...

[[Tali'Zorah: Ancient Movie Fan, and Keeper of the Memes]]


Garrus:  Are you just about ready to hit the Landing Zone?

Shepard:  Yeah.  Lemme call up Tali, see what her visual recon came up with.  

*Shepard boots up his comm system.  After a few seconds of static, Tali's voice can be heard*

Tali:  *Hesitantly*  H-Hello?

Shepard:  Tali?  This is Shepard...  Are you okay?  You sound... wrong.

Tali: Um, yeah.  Doing great.

Shepard:  ....Okay then.  How's the LZ?

Tali:  Looks clear.  So clear, in fact, that Admiral Ackbar would have something to say about it.

Shepard:  I... Erm... Wh- *His eyes widen* Oh.  Alright.  We'll be down shortly.  *Cuts Comm Link*

Garrus:  What was that about?

Shepard:  Me and her have been watching some real old movies...

Garrus:  And what does this... "Admiral Ackbar" have to do with it?

Shepard:  It's a trap, Garrus.  The landing zone...  It's a trap.

www.youtube.com/watch

[RiptideX1090]

Bioware would win infinite awesome points if the quarian fleet shows up to take on the Reapers, and Admiral Gerrel shouts, "It's a trap!".

[nickFury]

uhdnrt wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Ok mini fic idea,maybe get some life back into this place.

Its movie night on the Normandy and joker one the coin toss for first pick, and he boots up the Matrix. capture Tali's reactions throughout the movie and the crews reaction to her GO!

-----------
Tali was furious.  The film their bosh'tet pilot had subjected the crew to had left her seething.  She could not even look at the geth platform amongst them at this point.  Why would he make us watch this....this....horror?  She was so angry, her grumbles of displeasure were audible to the human that was lounging next to her.

Judging from how tense she sat next to him, Shepard figured that Tali was probably as angry now as she had been months ago after Legion had scanned her omni-tool.  Hoping to diffuse the situation, he put his hand on her should and rubbed gently, trying to sooth her.  He felt her tense briefly, then begin to calm.

"So what did everyone think?"  Joker asked from his place in the room.  He was smiling; despite its age, he thoroughly enjoyed the classic piece of cinema humans called The Matrix.  He was not prepared for the quarian to leap to her feat.

She shot to her feet, her anger returned.  "How could you make us watch something so horrible Joker?"  She nearly shouted at him.  "You, Bosh'tet!    That could have been us!  And you thought it was a good film?"

Everyone quieted.  Nearly as one, the away team turned to glance at Joker.  His look of surprise nearly made Jack snicker - until she looked over at the quarian, who was nearly shaking in rage.

John stood, placing himself between Tali and Jeff.  "Tali, it's just a film," he began.  He held a hand up when it looked like she would argue.  "Yes, it is horrifying what happened to the living, breathing people.  But that's not what we should be taking away from the story."

"No, the real story is that, despite everything the machines tried, they could not stamp out the individuality, and the will to live from people."  He smiled softly, as he saw her visibly begin to relax.  "That all it takes sometimes is one person to stand up and say 'enough is enough'. 

Joker nodded.  "I'm sorry Tali.  I didn't think when I selected it.  My bad," he said with genuine remorse.

After a moment, Tali finally relaxed.  "I am sorry for yelling," she began.  "It is a very sensitive subject."

"It is, and it was wrong to have it brought up so casually," the commander agreed easily.  "In the future, let's think a little more carefully about what is we're watching when we try to relax."  He shook his head.  "It would be just as bad to force some of us to sit through The Citadel."
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My submission to your request.

I lold at that part could just picture it in my head, hope Legion didnt get any ideas or EDI for that matter

[cannedcream]

Somebody1003 wrote...


What kind of humor we talking about?

Pretty much the same crap I pull here, except not as often because 80 to 85% of the time I have no idea what those people are talking about.

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Bioware would win infinite awesome points if the quarian fleet shows up to take on the Reapers, and Admiral Gerrel shouts, "It's a trap!".

indeed

[uhdnrt]

FYI - Red, I will be using something like this in my This and That story. Full credit goes to you first though!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Bioware would win infinite awesome points if the quarian fleet shows up to take on the Reapers, and Admiral Gerrel shouts, "It's a trap!".

I heard it in his voice.

10/10

[RedTracer7]

uhdnrt wrote...

FYI - Red, I will be using something like this in my This and That story. Full credit goes to you first though!

*Salute*

Alrighty, good sir!

[NuclearBuddha]

Movie references it is?

---

*The last shot dies away into echoes. Shepard stands tall in the room, surrounded by the bodies of the fallen. Debris, kicked up by the flurry of gunfire slows drifts to the ground around him. He turns, smiling crookedly at Tali, vapor still rising from the action of his pistol.*

Tali: *thinking to herself* You're so cool. You're so cool. You're so cool.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 07 juillet 2010 - 05:35 .

[uhdnrt]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Who made that Tali-exclusive forum?

Heretics.  Consensus has not been reached for destruction or re-writing of the heretic posters, as of yet.  Runtimes in their system keep us updated of the Heretic threat.

[nickFury]

RedTracer7 wrote...

[[Tali'Zorah: Ancient Movie Fan, and Keeper of the Memes]]

*snip*
Shepard:  It's a trap, Garrus.  The landing zone...  It's a trap.

Modifié par nickFury, 07 juillet 2010 - 05:37 .

[Lividity Jones]

Looking back on Last Son, I wish I fit more references in.

Chapter six really had potential there.

[NuclearBuddha]

uhdnrt wrote...
Repostan!

I can only imagine what she'd think of the "programs are people, too" message of the next couple of movies.  Or the Shepard Neo=Jesus thing.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...


What kind of humor we talking about?

Pretty much the same crap I pull here, except not as often because 80 to 85% of the time I have no idea what those people are talking about.

It doesn't involve Tali.

Enough said.

[Azint]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Movie references it is?

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*The last shot dies away into echoes. Shepard stands tall in the room, surrounded by the bodies of the fallen. Debris, kicked up by the flurry of gunfire slows drifts to the ground around him. He turns, smiling crookedly at Tali, vapor still rising from the action of his pistol.*

Tali: *thinking to herself* You're so cool. You're so cool. You're so cool.

I have not seen that film, the reference has passed me.