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[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

Meh, there are much worse out there.

Indeed there are. The point isn't to dig up the worst of the worst. For us it's about finding those 'big budget' films that we know are going to be pure crap (usually horror films) and then ripping into them MST3K style. It's just good nature fun at someone else's expense.

[NuclearBuddha]

RobotNixon wrote...

Don't you mean Prince Harkindink and Andre the Krogan?
What about Inigo Vakarian and The Salarian?

I like where this is going.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  Aaaaasssssss yooooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh....

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Prepare to lose a friend!  Or, hell, maybe your relationship will be better afterwards, like two old army buddies, who've seen the worst the world has to offer, together.

We've made it though the following movies together:
Twilight
White Noise
One Missed Call
The Grudge 2
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Quarantine

Trust me; that's '3 tours of Vietnam' worth of bad films right there.

Oh my God... I've seen all of those...

The pain...

Damn, Jones... you're a guddam masochist.

Two of those actually caused physical pain.

That's not my concern.

It's the scars on your soul, man. The scars on your soul.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Two of those actually caused physical pain.

Well I can guess what one was, but what was the other?

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Two of those actually caused physical pain.

Well I can guess what one was, but what was the other?

My Bloody Valentine 3D.

Those ****ing glasses itch like a mother****er.

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

Street Fighter is one of those films that SO BAD that's it's actually watchable. Even if they did make Zangief borderline retarded.

*group watches a live feed of a truck filled with explosives heading towards the building they're in on a TV screen*

Zangief: Quick! Change the channel!

I will admit; that part made me laugh.

This made the film fun to watch.
http://thatguywithth...he-movie-review

Edit: Coding, damnit.

Modifié par Azint, 07 juillet 2010 - 06:05 .

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Don't you mean Prince Harkindink and Andre the Krogan?
What about Inigo Vakarian and The Salarian?

I like where this is going.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  Aaaaasssssss yooooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh....

Princess Tali: Oh, my sweet Shepard.

*throws herself after him*

[RobotNixon]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Don't you mean Prince Harkindink and Andre the Krogan?
What about Inigo Vakarian and The Salarian?

I like where this is going.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  Aaaaasssssss yooooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh....

Princess Tali: Oh, my sweet Shepard.

*throws herself after him*

By the power of Teh Emprah, it will be written.

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Don't you mean Prince Harkindink and Andre the Krogan?
What about Inigo Vakarian and The Salarian?

I like where this is going.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  Aaaaasssssss yooooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh....

Princess Tali: Oh, my sweet Shepard.

*throws herself after him*

Yeah, pretty much the best movie ever right here.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Two of those actually caused physical pain.

Well I can guess what one was, but what was the other?

My Bloody Valentine 3D.

Those ****ing glasses itch like a mother****er.

Wha? 
They were painful because they squished my regular glasses into my face, but never. . . itchy.

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Don't you mean Prince Harkindink and Andre the Krogan?
What about Inigo Vakarian and The Salarian?

I like where this is going.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  Aaaaasssssss yooooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh....

Princess Tali: Oh, my sweet Shepard.

*throws herself after him*

Yeah, pretty much the best movie ever right here.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  There are a shortage of perfect envirosuits in this world.  'Twould be a shame to damage yours.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Two of those actually caused physical pain.

My courageous, fool of a friend went to see Twilight in the theaters. He told me several people were having convulsions.

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


Two of those actually caused physical pain.

Well I can guess what one was, but what was the other?

My Bloody Valentine 3D.

Those ****ing glasses itch like a mother****er.

Wha? 
They were painful because they squished my regular glasses into my face, but never. . . itchy.

You probably had the good ones.

I had the cheap, made in ****ing Azerbaijan, paper ones.

[RobotNixon]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Don't you mean Prince Harkindink and Andre the Krogan?
What about Inigo Vakarian and The Salarian?

I like where this is going.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  Aaaaasssssss yooooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhh....

Princess Tali: Oh, my sweet Shepard.

*throws herself after him*

Yeah, pretty much the best movie ever right here.

Dread Pirate Shepard:  There are a shortage of perfect envirosuits in this world.  'Twould be a shame to damage yours.

The original line would still apply.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Two of those actually caused physical pain.

My courageous, fool of a friend went to see Twilight in the theaters. He told me several people were having convulsions.

Yeah, I was there as well.

The fangirls...

My God...

I can never unhear those squeels...

[NuclearBuddha]

Inigo Vakarian: I had Miracle Mordin make a pill to bring you back.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 07 juillet 2010 - 06:09 .

[RobotNixon]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Inigo Vakarian: I had Miracle Mordin make a pill to bring you back.

Welp, there's YOUR next fan fiction.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Inigo Vakarian: I had Miracle Mordin make a pill to bring you back.

Yeah... This pretty much needs to happen.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Yeah, pretty much the best movie ever right here.

Benezia: Ah ha! You feel victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is 'never get in a land war on Tuchanka', but only slightly less well know is this: 'never go against an asari when death is on the line! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAA-

*falls over dead*

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


You probably had the good ones.

I had the cheap, made in ****ing Azerbaijan, paper ones.

Plastic glasses FTW, baby.

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Yeah, I was there as well.

The fangirls...

My God...

I can never unhear those squeels...

I went to see the second one. That line was long, I was staring at abyss and beyond.The theater let out shrieks, there were bats, a chorus of the damned wailed all through the night. Little boots and heels rattled the floors. The call of the scorned, over-weight banshees will forever haunt me.

Let the pain stop.

Modifié par Azint, 07 juillet 2010 - 06:15 .

[NuclearBuddha]

Benezia:  No more rhymes now, I'm swearing!

Andre the Krogan:  Anybody got a varren?

[RobotNixon]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Inigo Vakarian: I had Miracle Mordin make a pill to bring you back.

Yeah... This pretty much needs to happen.

Well, as soon as I get my Adobe CS4 suite in a couple months... Maybe.

[uhdnrt]

cannedcream wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...


You probably had the good ones.

I had the cheap, made in ****ing Azerbaijan, paper ones.

Plastic glasses FTW, baby.

I saved mine from Avatar for other 3d movies

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Yeah, I was there as well.

The fangirls...

My God...

I can never unhear those squeels...

I went to see the second one. That line was long, I was staring at abyss and beyond.The theater let out shrieks, there were bats, a chorus of the damned wailed all through ght night. Little boots and heels rattled the floors. The call of the scorned, over-weight banshees will forever haunt me.

Let the pain stop.

There needs to be a giant book-burning rally against Twilight.

It needs to be purged from our society.