Just found this on an "How will ME3 End?" thread for another site:
I can see it...
The end won't come from the Reapers...
But from the obsessive, xenophile fans themselves...
-Starting with the main cast and then moving in random occurrences
throughout the galaxy, characters and NPCs alike with suddenly change
race and gender. Their bodies will bubble and shift, their limbs'
blinding gyration letting out sickening noises. They'll transform in the
blink of an eye...into Tali Zorah.
-Soon even Anderson will be overtaken by the disease spreading
amongst cast and extras. His voice will change, then his eyes will glow,
and just as he lets out a final squeal of agony, he will become...
her!
-Even the geth will change, for Tali's worldwide fandome demands it.
Shepard will look up to the darkened skies to see giant Talis screaming,
"I've watched you for so long!!"
-In the end, no one will be left. Having watched Wrex and the Legion
morph into Talis, Shepard will take his last stand in the Citadel, the
very spot where Saren killed himself for redemption.
_______But there will be no redemption for Shepard, or rather, the gamers controlling him____
With guilt ridden eyes, he'll drop his now empty gun, look at the coming swarm of willing Talis
and mutter meekly...
"...It was totally worth it..."
Made me laugh, but it also made me wonder...
Modifié par TheCynicalReaper, 08 juillet 2010 - 03:07 .