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[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Xen is dominating again, I see...

I just managed to relocate all of my old minifics. Now I can repost them whenever I like...

And add to them as well... 

[CptSkull]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Time for the Morning crew! Not even this threads comatose state can distract me from my good mood, need a Tali based topic. Hmmmm, what videogames would Tali enjoy?

Puzzle games. The occassional shooter, I'm sure. I bet she'd love Half-Life 2.

I think she would like Dead Space: One plucky and brave Engineer against an entire ship of Space Zombies?
I know what game she wouldn't like though..........

Dude, you just read my freakin mind.

Edit:

Modifié par CptSkull, 08 juillet 2010 - 11:09 .

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Xen is dominating again, I see...

I just managed to relocate all of my old minifics. Now I can repost them whenever I like...

And add to them as well... 

Yay!

More kinky Xen!

Try to add a little more Tali while you're at it.

In the world of fics, anything is possible.

[Savakka1]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shepard: Dammit Tali! How did you get so good at this game?

Tali: What do you think we did for fun growing up on the Flotilla?

Garrus: Well... If I had nerve stimulators built into MY suit... I know what I'D be doing for fun... HA! Gotcha again Shepard!

Shepard: DAMMIT VAKARIAN! Stop spawn killing me! Also, you're disgusting.

Garrus: I'm just saying. Have you ever tried wearing armor this thick for weeks on end? Makes it hard to... ah... pop the heatsink.

Tali: Don't even get me started. At least your gear comes off without risk of death.

Shepard: You two scare me sometimes.

Garrus: Lighten up Shepard... now just... hold still... BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

Shepard: This is just plain unfair... you have to be cheating somehow!

Garrus: Shepard, I'm the motha****in' Archangel. I'm just that damn good.

Tali: Then explain why I have a higher score than you.

Garrus: Because you are sexually repressed and dont' get out enough.

Shepard: Low blow, man. Literally.

Game: ROUND OVER. QUARIANCUTIE61 WINS!

*Tali looks at Garrus, hands on her hips, a victorious smile evident in her body language*

Garrus: You're still repressed.

Tali: *looks at Shepard* Until later tonight.

Shepard:

Garrus: How come I never get any...

Shepard: You just can't compete with the Sheepdawg, Garrus.

Garrus: Shepard... please... don't ever call yourself the "Sheepdawg" again...

Tali: I think it's kind of cute. <3

That was great. 
Loved it.

[CptSkull]

How about a Fic that's about Tali and Shepard talking to these 2:

Modifié par CptSkull, 08 juillet 2010 - 11:25 .

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Xen is dominating again, I see...

I just managed to relocate all of my old minifics. Now I can repost them whenever I like...

And add to them as well... 

Yay!

More kinky Xen!

Try to add a little more Tali while you're at it.

In the world of fics, anything is possible.

Legion: Shepard-Commander. We require immediate repair! Servos damaged. Power reserves drained to critical levels. Multiple outer shell breaches detectected. Systems Critical. Initiating auto-repair.

Daro'Xen: I was of the impression machines had no need for rest. A pity.

Shepard: Well... you two have been at it for a week now... frankly... I'm surprised he isn't a pile of slag yet.

Daro'Xen: Whatever is created can be recreated, I'm sure. Regardless, I still have you.

Shepard: But, I don't think I could survive...

Daro'Xen: *runs a hand along his arm* Don't be silly. I keep a healthy supply of human blood in the medbay, should you require transfusions.

Slave Girl Quarian: What about me?

Daro'Xen: You can sit this one out. I have something special planned for you later... we're having company over. I'm going to need someone to keep her... entertained...

[RiptideX1090]

Savakka1 wrote...


That was great. 
Loved it.

I do what I can.

[Someone With Mass]

CptSkull wrote...

How about a Fic that's about Tali and Shepard talking to these 2:

They work at the same place too?

Smooth, FZT. Real smooth...

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

CptSkull wrote...

How about a Fic that's about Tali and Shepard talking to these 2:

They work at the same place too?

Smooth, FZT. Real smooth...

I hope those two make a return for the next game.

I want to see if he's still trying to woo her.

Or maybe he'll just be sitting in the bar with the human she dated, and they can both be drinking their sorrow away, talking about the one that got away...

Funny ****.

[Savakka1]

CptSkull wrote...

How about a Fic that's about Tali and Shepard talking to these 2:

Have to say that I support this idea.

[nitefyre410]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Xen is dominating again, I see...

I just managed to relocate all of my old minifics. Now I can repost them whenever I like...

And add to them as well... 

Yay!

More kinky Xen!

Try to add a little more Tali while you're at it.

In the world of fics, anything is possible.

Legion: Shepard-Commander. We require immediate repair! Servos damaged. Power reserves drained to critical levels. Multiple outer shell breaches detectected. Systems Critical. Initiating auto-repair.

Daro'Xen: I was of the impression machines had no need for rest. A pity.

Shepard: Well... you two have been at it for a week now... frankly... I'm surprised he isn't a pile of slag yet.

Daro'Xen: Whatever is created can be recreated, I'm sure. Regardless, I still have you.

Shepard: But, I don't think I could survive...

Daro'Xen: *runs a hand along his arm* Don't be silly. I keep a healthy supply of human blood in the medbay, should you require transfusions.

Slave Girl Quarian: What about me?

Daro'Xen: You can sit this one out. I have something special planned for you later... we're having company over. I'm going to need someone to keep her... entertained...

   

LOL  

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I hope those two make a return for the next game.

I want to see if he's still trying to woo her.

Or maybe he'll just be sitting in the bar with the human she dated, and they can both be drinking their sorrow away, talking about the one that got away...

Funny ****.

FTZ: I had a ship and a female. I brought only one with me to Omega...

Or VGQ is sitting in a bar with another man, pondering on what's constantly going wrong, while the man is trying to come up with an excuse to get away, but she insists that he should stay.

[nitefyre410]

Someone With Mass wrote...

CptSkull wrote...

How about a Fic that's about Tali and Shepard talking to these 2:

They work at the same place too?

Smooth, FZT. Real smooth...

  


 Well he at least an A for effort...

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I just managed to relocate all of my old minifics. Now I can repost them whenever I like...

And add to them as well... 

I see someone got bored! 

[CrAzyManMike]

Hey guys how was the 9k party?
Anyone hung over?

[CrAzyManMike]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

CptSkull wrote...

How about a Fic that's about Tali and Shepard talking to these 2:

They work at the same place too?

Smooth, FZT. Real smooth...

I hope those two make a return for the next game.

I want to see if he's still trying to woo her.

Or maybe he'll just be sitting in the bar with the human she dated, and they can both be drinking their sorrow away, talking about the one that got away...

Funny ****.

I still want to see/hear Tali say something about the convo

[Someone With Mass]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Hey guys how was the 9k party?
Anyone hung over?

It was a little hectic for a few pages, but it slowed down surprisingly fast.

[Formis_Sage]

Greetings my fellow Talimancers, how was page 9000?

[CptSkull]

Go check pages 9000 to 9010.

[Titanium Man]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Time for the Morning crew! Not even this threads comatose state can distract me from my good mood, need a Tali based topic. Hmmmm, what videogames would Tali enjoy?

Puzzle games. The occassional shooter, I'm sure. I bet she'd love Half-Life 2.

I think she would like Dead Space: One plucky and brave Engineer against an entire ship of Space Zombies?
I know what game she wouldn't like though..........

She's clearly a fan of roguelikes, such as the famous GalaxyHack omni-tool game.

[Thelacan]

I'm just happy to see the thread is still going on, after the 9k milestone.

[CrAzyManMike]

Well, since the thread appears to be slow:
I shall post something that goes with the mood

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Over 9000.

That's fine.

976 more to go.

[Thelacan]

 This is Shepard's song for Tali. <3
Our love is easy

If you ask me plainly, I would gladly say
I'd like to have you round just for them rainy days
I like the touch of your hand
The way you make no demands
Our love is easy

[Thelacan]

More reposting!
***

  Shepard woke painfully in his bed. He blinked his eyes and tried to get a focus on the wall next to his bed. Merciless headache caused him to grimace in pain and shut his eyes tightly, even the subtle light from the aquarium was too bright. Slowly he started to rub his temples, sighing as he focused back to the present. After a moment he stood up to sit on the bed. He chuckled to himself.

"What's so funny, Shepard?" he was startled as he heard the voice and only now noticed the quarian engineer sitting on the couch, not far from his bed. Easing his nerves and exhaling slowly he started to realize something.
"Tali, what are... why are you up here?" he asked and could smell the stench of old liquor in his breath.
Tali stared at him and rose up slowly.
"Well..." she began. "Because some dashing commander decided to grab a few drinks on the Citadel, and didn't know his limit" Tali continued. Shepard started to gaze on the floor as flashbacks flooded his mind.

*flashback*





*flashback*

He steadied his breath. "I didn't drink that many." he started to defend himself, but soon came to notice, that the last night was extremely vague. "...did I?"
Tali shook her head. "You had ten shots" she replied quietly.
Shepard shrugged this off with a smirk. "that doesn't sound bad"
"Ten shots of the strongest stuff they had. Even a krogan would have been down from eight of those." she snapped back.
"That explains the headache" he chuckled, receiving only a stern glare in response.
"You didn't stop there" she whispered. Maybe it was the hangover, but he thought she sounded amused.

*flashback*





*flashback*

"Oh..." he whispered and buried his face in his hands, ashamed.
"What is it, Shepard" she asked.
"I'm starting to remember few bits from the last night." he stated and glanced at Tali who shifted her posture nervously. He raised his brown and started to stare at her. Something was amiss in here, he just knew it.

"What happened then" he asked and Tali almost jumped at his question, increasing Shepard's suspicion even more. She started to wring her hands together.
"Well the bartender offered one special drink for you, I think it's name was... It was something about Virmire and the beach" she said slowly.

*flashback*







*flashback*

"Wow... Did I pass out after that" he inquired further, keeping a sharp eye on Tali's movements, even thought the throbbing behind his eyes was extremely painful. But his whole body felt sore. She just nodded in response and seemed to be tensed beyond anything.
"Is something wrong" he asked and tilted his head to the left side and suddenly a wave of pain flashed over his body.
"Ow" he yelped. "My whole body aches, did I fell on stairs or something?". Tali didn't respond, she turned her head away, as if in shame.

What the hell happened...

*flashback*



*flashback*

"Hey, I remember you dragging me here. So that's how I got here safely" Shepard said softly. "Thank you Tali, and for getting... myself into my bed and..." he stopped.

"Um, you're welcome" she said fastly and started to back towards the door. "I, um. I'm needed in the engineering, so I'll be going..." she continued but he didn't pay any attention. His eyes were over the clothes that lay across the floor. Realising that he didn't wear anything under the blanket. He slowly lifted his eyes to meet Tali's, who seemed to squirm under his gaze.

"Tali..." he asked with a dry voice. His eyes widened in shock as the puzzle was finally solved in his mind.

*flashback*



*flashback*

Tali turned around and sprinted towards the elevator.
"TALI" he yelled after her and lunged himself out of his bed, only to get tangled in the blanket and falling down. He smacked his head on the floor and passed out on the floor, naked and bruised by the quarian engineer.