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[FsDxRAGE]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

With Tali looking down at it lightly stroaking its face with her fingers

And then the baby grabs her finger with both hands and starts to wiggle it.

with her toes curling up looking at mommy's face happy to feel her warm embrace

And then Tali lulls her to sleep with a quarian lullaby... and she snuggles up to her, before falling asleep in her arms...

smelling the babys sweet scent and small hands grabbing onto her cloths which slowly lose grip as she falls asleep, Tali's whispering voice like nectar to the babys ears

[Leftnt Sharpe]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

With Tali looking down at it lightly stroaking its face with her fingers

And then the baby grabs her finger with both hands and starts to wiggle it.

with her toes curling up looking at mommy's face happy to feel her warm embrace

And then Tali lulls her to sleep with a quarian lullaby... and she snuggles up to her, before falling asleep in her arms...

Don't encourage them, babies are disgusting and horrible creatures . How about a Quarian baby vomiting inside their bubble? Not so cute now!

[FatherNestor]

Aw crap, passed 9000 page... Well, might as well pull this off right now:



IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAND!!!



Thank you for your attention. Now 'tis time to go back to Call of Pripyat.

[Mazder]

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

With Tali looking down at it lightly stroaking its face with her fingers

And then the baby grabs her finger with both hands and starts to wiggle it.

with her toes curling up looking at mommy's face happy to feel her warm embrace

Just wait until you have to change the baby's diaper, Tali...

Olfactory Filters....

[Tairis Deamhan]

Someone With Mass wrote...
Just wait until you have to change the baby's diaper, Tali...

Actually with the suits set up as they are, something tells me quarians have very efficient digest systems. Might not be near as bad as a human baby.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That's what Mass Effect Fields are for. <_<

Mass effect fields instead of a diaper inside the bubble?

That doesn't sound like it's going to end so good...

[FsDxRAGE]

quarian poop scaks, lmao

[JeanLuc761]

9033 pages...we actually did it.

*gives brofist to everyone*

[FsDxRAGE]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That's what Mass Effect Fields are for. <_<

Mass effect fields instead of a diaper inside the bubble?

That doesn't sound like it's going to end so good...

something tells me that would be worse than putting a baby in a microwave for over 6 minutes

[FsDxRAGE]

JeanLuc761 wrote...

9033 pages...we actually did it.
*gives brofist to everyone*

indeed we did:lol:

[silver_sparrow]

tali is losing in here and hi guys

[gkillerrin]

Updated OP with new thread projection

[FsDxRAGE]

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[Someone With Mass]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

something tells me that would be worse than putting a baby in a microwave for over 6 minutes

Not that I know what happens when you put a baby in a microwave, but yeah. Pretty much that.

And can mass effect fields block out smells?

[RiptideX1090]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

With Tali looking down at it lightly stroaking its face with her fingers

And then the baby grabs her finger with both hands and starts to wiggle it.

with her toes curling up looking at mommy's face happy to feel her warm embrace

And then Tali lulls her to sleep with a quarian lullaby... and she snuggles up to her, before falling asleep in her arms...

smelling the babys sweet scent and small hands grabbing onto her cloths which slowly lose grip as she falls asleep, Tali's whispering voice like nectar to the babys ears

Yeah...

Then Garrus and Shepard walk into the room, laughing and hollaring after a night out on the town, waking the baby up, who starts crying, and are then stared down by a thoroughly pissed off quarian mother.

[JeanLuc761]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Then Garrus and Shepard walk into the room, laughing and hollaring after a night out on the town, waking the baby up, who starts crying, and are then stared down by a thoroughly pissed off quarian mother.

*insert QuarianDeathGlare.jpg here*

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

something tells me that would be worse than putting a baby in a microwave for over 6 minutes

Not that I know what happens when you put a baby in a microwave, but yeah. Pretty much that.

And can mass effect fields block out smells?

Hint: It dies.

As for Mass Effect fields... that was a joke.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Yeah...

Then Garrus and Shepard walk into the room, laughing and hollaring after a night out on the town, waking the baby up, who starts crying, and are then stared down by a thoroughly pissed off quarian mother.

Then, after a bad and uncomfortable night on a couch, it's Tali's day off and Shep has to look after the baby...

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

something tells me that would be worse than putting a baby in a microwave for over 6 minutes

Not that I know what happens when you put a baby in a microwave, but yeah. Pretty much that.

And can mass effect fields block out smells?

Hint: It dies.

As for Mass Effect fields... that was a joke.

I know it dies. But I don't know the details following up to that death. Then again, it's probably better if I don't know it.

[FsDxRAGE]

The Quarian Death Glare sucks souls, turns charismatic people into black shriveled husks, break down weathered Marines, and can even bring the almighty ginger to tears

[JeanLuc761]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Yeah...

Then Garrus and Shepard walk into the room, laughing and hollaring after a night out on the town, waking the baby up, who starts crying, and are then stared down by a thoroughly pissed off quarian mother.

Then, after a bad and uncomfortable night on a couch, it's Tali's day off and Shep has to look after the baby...

Oddly enough, I have a difficult time seeing Shepard as a father.

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Yeah...

Then Garrus and Shepard walk into the room, laughing and hollaring after a night out on the town, waking the baby up, who starts crying, and are then stared down by a thoroughly pissed off quarian mother.

Then, after a bad and uncomfortable night on a couch, it's Tali's day off and Shep has to look after the baby...

He then proceeds to attempt playing peekaboo with her for the next 12 hours, only to come to the startling realization that peekaboo doesn't work so well when you have to wear a hardsuit inside your kid's cleanroom. The mask makes it difficult.

Mordin adds this to his research on human-quarian relationships, of course.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

something tells me that would be worse than putting a baby in a microwave for over 6 minutes

Not that I know what happens when you put a baby in a microwave, but yeah. Pretty much that.

And can mass effect fields block out smells?

Hint: It dies.

As for Mass Effect fields... that was a joke.

I know it dies. But I don't know the details following up to that death. Then again, it's probably better if I don't know it.

I could give you the rundown if you'd like. 

[Shadowomega23]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

With Tali looking down at it lightly stroaking its face with her fingers

And then the baby grabs her finger with both hands and starts to wiggle it.

with her toes curling up looking at mommy's face happy to feel her warm embrace

And then Tali lulls her to sleep with a quarian lullaby... and she snuggles up to her, before falling asleep in her arms...

smelling the babys sweet scent and small hands grabbing onto her cloths which slowly lose grip as she falls asleep, Tali's whispering voice like nectar to the babys ears

So who is the father?

[RiptideX1090]

Shadowomega23 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

With Tali looking down at it lightly stroaking its face with her fingers

And then the baby grabs her finger with both hands and starts to wiggle it.

with her toes curling up looking at mommy's face happy to feel her warm embrace

And then Tali lulls her to sleep with a quarian lullaby... and she snuggles up to her, before falling asleep in her arms...

smelling the babys sweet scent and small hands grabbing onto her cloths which slowly lose grip as she falls asleep, Tali's whispering voice like nectar to the babys ears

So who is the father?

Raela is adopted.