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#226251
cannedcream

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RedTracer7 wrote...


The harboring of an Exile is punishable by... exile?


You can't exile me, I quit!

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cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...


The harboring of an Exile is punishable by... exile?


You can't exile me, I quit!


You cant quit, you're exiled!

#226253
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An interesting listen. Im so glad I never given any of my money to Blizzard.

#226254
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Orion1836 wrote...

I hear you about Garrus' mission, but you raise an interesting point... what would you expect Shepard to do if the same thing happened to him? What if, say, Zaeed was somehow convinced by The Illusive Man to turn rogue and kill every last person on the Normandy while Shepard was away (I'm thinking a method that wouldn't give them a chance to fight back, like nerve gas)? Do you honestly think Shepard would let anyone stop him from pulling that trigger?

I agree with you, Garrus was really suffering, and he needed Shepard to pull him out of that hole, but I just couldn't see the same thing happening if their roles were reversed. Shepard wouldn't let anything stand between him and turning the traitor into a fine red mist.


If it was me in Garrus' shoes?

I'd have tortured Sidonis to death. I'd have pulled his kneecaps out with pliers. I'd have removed the plates from his skin with an eyedropper of acid. I'd have hot-wired and melted electrodes to his nerve endings and pumped him with electricity for months on end.

But Garrus is better than that. He doesn't need to live in my shadow. I don't want him to. He has the potential to be everything I'm not. And if it was me up there with the rifle, and Garrus was the only person who survived the betrayal, I'd hope and pray he'd be there to stop me from pulling the trigger. I might hate him for it. I might break down in despair. I might put the gun to my head and try to pull the trigger, but I'd hope that he'd be there to pull it away from me, just like I did for him.

#226255
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cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...


The harboring of an Exile is punishable by... exile?


You can't exile me, I quit!


You can't impeach me, I'm resigning!

Just kidding, you're stuck with me for the forseeable future.

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So.





Tali.

#226257
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Just_mike wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...


The harboring of an Exile is punishable by... exile?


You can't exile me, I quit!


You cant quit, you're exiled!

bah, screw you all!

#226258
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Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Yes.


Tali.

#226259
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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


Man Rule: When your woman goes to leave your presence due to a depressed state or anger, don't stand there, go after them. 

They need you.



You know what we need to do, don't you?
Secret stealth mission.
We're sneaking Tali onto Rannoch.  :ph34r:

Mission accepted, comrade. 

Operative Spat: Tali, think you can fit into this pet carrier? 

Tali: I-uhm, is this necessary? I'm sure there's a better option than... than that.

Operative Cream: This is the best we can come up with, miss... Now tell me... how well can you 'bark'?

Tali: What?! This is ridiculous! I'm not getting in that thing, and no, I can't 'bark'. Whatever that is.

Operative Spat: Tali, there's no time, can you resemble any type of animal noise so customs won't get suspicious? This is vital.
 
Shepard: ...She can purr. I know that much.

Tali: Shepard! I don't purr, all female quarians make a noise similar to purring when they are with their mate after...uh, you know. B-but it's definitely not purring!

Spat & Cream That's... that's good enough. *HNNNNNNG*

Tali: *Under breath* Bosh'tet's... *climbs inside* 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 09 juillet 2010 - 04:54 .


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Orion1836 wrote...

I hear you about Garrus' mission, but you raise an interesting point... what would you expect Shepard to do if the same thing happened to him? What if, say, Zaeed was somehow convinced by The Illusive Man to turn rogue and kill every last person on the Normandy while Shepard was away (I'm thinking a method that wouldn't give them a chance to fight back, like nerve gas)? Do you honestly think Shepard would let anyone stop him from pulling that trigger?

I agree with you, Garrus was really suffering, and he needed Shepard to pull him out of that hole, but I just couldn't see the same thing happening if their roles were reversed. Shepard wouldn't let anything stand between him and turning the traitor into a fine red mist.

I hate to admit it but I agree with you especially my canon shep which is the me in ME. to quote jack: Every one whos screwed with me is gona pay, their friends ill pay their families will pay, the galaxy is gona be a whole lot emptier when im threw.Image IPB ok maybe my shep wont go for the families but all those involved DEAD! 

#226261
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Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Darth Tali

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You know you would turn to the Dark Side for her.

#226262
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RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Yes.


Tali.


Im Commander Shepard and I have to go.

Look up, now look down. The boat is now diamonds, my horse has a moustache.

#226263
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SpatFieya wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...


Man Rule: When your woman goes to leave your presence due to a depressed state or anger, don't stand there, go after them. 

They need you.



You know what we need to do, don't you?
Secret stealth mission.
We're sneaking Tali onto Rannoch.  :ph34r:

Mission accepted, comrade. 

Operative Spat: Tali, think you can fit into this pet carrier? 

Tali: I-uhm, is this necessary? I'm sure there's a better option than... than that.

Operative Cream: This is the best we can come up with, miss... Now tell me... how well can you 'bark'?

Tali: What?! This is ridiculous! I'm not getting in that thing, and no, I can't 'bark'. Whatever that is.

Operative Spat: Tali, there's no time, can you resemble any type of animal noise so the guards won't get suspicious? This is vital.
 
Shepard: ...She can purr. I know that much.

Tali: Shepard! I don't purr, all female quarians make a noise similar to purring when they are with their mate after...uh, you know. B-but it's definitely not purring!

Spat & Cream That's... that's good enough. *HNNNNNNG*

Tali: *Under breath* [i]Bosh'tet's... *climbs inside* 

This is epic.

*teleports self to minific world with you guys*

#226264
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RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Yes.


Tali.


When you vote this election year, vote Tali'Zorah.

Tali/Garrus 2012.

#226265
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cannedcream wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Yes.


Tali.


When you vote this election year, vote Tali'Zorah.

Tali/Garrus 2012.

"I can see Omega from my house!" ;)

#226266
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Do we still have artists drawing stuff here? How about some cross-game parody sketches, like Mass Fortress 2? Tali would obviously be the Engineer.

#226267
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SpatFieya wrote...

Mission accepted, comrade. 

Operative Spat: Tali, think you can fit into this pet carrier? 

Tali: I-uhm, is this necessary? I'm sure there's a better option than... than that.

Operative Cream: This is the best we can come up with, miss... Now tell me... how well can you 'bark'?

Tali: What?! This is ridiculous! I'm not getting in that thing, and no, I can't 'bark'. Whatever that is.

Operative Spat: Tali, there's no time, can you resemble any type of animal noise so customs won't get suspicious? This is vital.
 
Shepard: ...She can purr. I know that much.

Tali: Shepard! I don't purr, all female quarians make a noise similar to purring when they are with their mate after...uh, you know. B-but it's definitely not purring!

Spat & Cream That's... that's good enough. *HNNNNNNG*

Tali: *Under breath* Bosh'tet's... *climbs inside* 


There is. . . so much that is wrong with this, but. . . I just don't care. :wub:

#226268
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cannedcream wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Yes.


Tali.


When you vote this election year, vote Tali'Zorah.

Tali/Garrus 2012.

Everyone knows that in 2012, the solarians will come and air lift us to the citadel.

#226269
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Orion1836 wrote...

Darth Tali

*snip*


You know you would turn to the Dark Side for her.


Tali: I'm back, Shepard, and I'm evil now.

Shepard: Okay! :D

#226270
Orion1836

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Calculatrice wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.


Yes.


Tali.


When you vote this election year, vote Tali'Zorah.

Tali/Garrus 2012.

"I can see Omega from my house!" ;)


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#226271
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cannedcream wrote...
There is. . . so much that is wrong with this, but. . . I just don't care. :wub:

That's right. Tali in a pet carrier.

Soak it in boys.

#226272
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MadCat221 wrote...

Do we still have artists drawing stuff here? How about some cross-game parody sketches, like Mass Fortress 2? Tali would obviously be the Engineer.

As long as it's not Halo or MW2 or any of that crap, I'm fine.

#226273
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

I hear you about Garrus' mission, but you raise an interesting point... what would you expect Shepard to do if the same thing happened to him? What if, say, Zaeed was somehow convinced by The Illusive Man to turn rogue and kill every last person on the Normandy while Shepard was away (I'm thinking a method that wouldn't give them a chance to fight back, like nerve gas)? Do you honestly think Shepard would let anyone stop him from pulling that trigger?

I agree with you, Garrus was really suffering, and he needed Shepard to pull him out of that hole, but I just couldn't see the same thing happening if their roles were reversed. Shepard wouldn't let anything stand between him and turning the traitor into a fine red mist.


If it was me in Garrus' shoes?

I'd have tortured Sidonis to death. I'd have pulled his kneecaps out with pliers. I'd have removed the plates from his skin with an eyedropper of acid. I'd have hot-wired and melted electrodes to his nerve endings and pumped him with electricity for months on end.

But Garrus is better than that. He doesn't need to live in my shadow. I don't want him to. He has the potential to be everything I'm not. And if it was me up there with the rifle, and Garrus was the only person who survived the betrayal, I'd hope and pray he'd be there to stop me from pulling the trigger. I might hate him for it. I might break down in despair. I might put the gun to my head and try to pull the trigger, but I'd hope that he'd be there to pull it away from me, just like I did for him.

honestly if this happened and it was just me and Garrus left I see a tag team Kill Bill scenario as far mor likely. Or maybe something like Boondock SaintsImage IPB
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#226274
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SpatFieya wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
There is. . . so much that is wrong with this, but. . . I just don't care. :wub:

That's right. Tali in a pet carrier.

Soak it in boys.


I feel... conflicted about this...

#226275
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cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Mission accepted, comrade. 

Operative Spat: Tali, think you can fit into this pet carrier? 

Tali: I-uhm, is this necessary? I'm sure there's a better option than... than that.

Operative Cream: This is the best we can come up with, miss... Now tell me... how well can you 'bark'?

Tali: What?! This is ridiculous! I'm not getting in that thing, and no, I can't 'bark'. Whatever that is.

Operative Spat: Tali, there's no time, can you resemble any type of animal noise so customs won't get suspicious? This is vital.
 
Shepard: ...She can purr. I know that much.

Tali: Shepard! I don't purr, all female quarians make a noise similar to purring when they are with their mate after...uh, you know. B-but it's definitely not purring!

Spat & Cream That's... that's good enough. *HNNNNNNG*

Tali: *Under breath* Bosh'tet's... *climbs inside* 


There is. . . so much that is wrong with this, but. . . I just don't care. :wub:


Yeah, can't say I'm following the situation, but I definitely HNNNNG'ed at Tali's explanation :wub: