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[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...


Everyone knows that in 2012, the solarians will come and air lift us to the citadel.

See, now when I suggested that everyone called me crazy.
NOW who's the crazy one?!

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

[RobotNixon]

Sten always knows exactly what to say.

[Calculatrice]

Orion1836 wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

So.


Tali.

Yes.


Tali.

When you vote this election year, vote Tali'Zorah.

Tali/Garrus 2012.

"I can see Omega from my house!" 

-snip-

I read many different newspapers holofeeds?

I shoot Varren from my hovercraft?

drill blast baby blast?

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

That's right. Tali in a pet carrier.

Soak it in boys.

I feel... conflicted about this...

Not sure if okay to want. . .

I mean, we're not FORCING her into the pet carrier. She's getting in of her own free will. . . and it is for a good cause. . .

[Orion1836]

cannedcream wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Darth Tali

*snip*


You know you would turn to the Dark Side for her.

Tali: I'm back, Shepard, and I'm evil now.

Shepard: Okay!

Tali *twirling finger on Shepard's chest*: Comaaaaandeerrrrrr... can you do me one little teensy weensy favor?

Shepard: 

Tali: Can you destroy all the Geth for me so my people can go back to our home?

Shepard: *BLAM!... BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!*

Legion: Shepard-Commander...why.... *staticgethdeathrattle*

Shepard: *BLAM*


All jokes aside, Tali would totally rock the purple lightsaber, especially with her hood and mask.

[cannedcream]

Calculatrice wrote...

"I can see Omega from my house!" 

[kraidy1117]

Orion1836 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Darth Tali

*snip*


You know you would turn to the Dark Side for her.

Tali: I'm back, Shepard, and I'm evil now.

Shepard: Okay!

Tali *twirling finger on Shepard's chest*: Comaaaaandeerrrrrr... can you do me one little teensy weensy favor?

Shepard: 

Tali: Can you destroy all the Geth for me so my people can go back to our home?

Shepard: *BLAM!... BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!*

Legion: Shepard-Commander...why.... *staticgethdeathrattle*

Shepard: *BLAM*


All jokes aside, Tali would totally rock the purple lightsaber, especially with her hood and mask.

Nah. Tali seems more like a user of the yellow lightsaber because she acts like a protector.

[Alphyn]

I'll just leave this here:

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

That's right. Tali in a pet carrier.

Soak it in boys.

I feel... conflicted about this...

Not sure if okay to want. . .

I mean, we're not FORCING her into the pet carrier. She's getting in of her own free will. . . and it is for a good cause. . .

I know I make jokes and the like about Tali... and Xen... and so on... but...

Something about associating Tali with a "pet" doesn't sit right with me... I'm sure there are some people in the universe who probably view quarians as little more than animals and trash... "pets"...

Meh. To each their own of course. Maybe it just struck a wrong chord with me... very odd... my apologies.

[Orion1836]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Nah. Tali seems more like a user of the yellow lightsaber because she acts like a protector.

This is Darth Tali though, so it'd probably be red, anyway.

I really would love to see a Tali pic with a red lightsaber, that would kick ass. Kasumi (in loyalty outfit) could be her Crimson Guard

[kraidy1117]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

That's right. Tali in a pet carrier.

Soak it in boys.

I feel... conflicted about this...

Not sure if okay to want. . .

I mean, we're not FORCING her into the pet carrier. She's getting in of her own free will. . . and it is for a good cause. . .

I know I make jokes and the like about Tali... and Xen... and so on... but...

Something about associating Tali with a "pet" doesn't sit right with me... I'm sure there are some people in the universe who probably view quarians as little more than animals and trash... "pets"...

Meh. To each their own of course. Maybe it just struck a wrong chord with me... very odd... my apologies.

Tali is a person.... she can't be a pet.

[kraidy1117]

Orion1836 wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Nah. Tali seems more like a user of the yellow lightsaber because she acts like a protector.

This is Darth Tali though, so it'd probably be red, anyway.

I really would love to see a Tali pic with a red lightsaber, that would kick ass. Kasumi (in loyalty outfit) could be her Crimson Guard

Not really. Some Darth Lords had non-red lightsabers. Yellow just fits Tali better because sher feels like a protector and a Jedi who uses the yellow lightsaber is a protector of sorts.

[RiptideX1090]

kraidy1117 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

That's right. Tali in a pet carrier.

Soak it in boys.

I feel... conflicted about this...

Not sure if okay to want. . .

I mean, we're not FORCING her into the pet carrier. She's getting in of her own free will. . . and it is for a good cause. . .

I know I make jokes and the like about Tali... and Xen... and so on... but...

Something about associating Tali with a "pet" doesn't sit right with me... I'm sure there are some people in the universe who probably view quarians as little more than animals and trash... "pets"...

Meh. To each their own of course. Maybe it just struck a wrong chord with me... very odd... my apologies.

Tali is a person.... she can't be a pet.

*shrug*

I dont' know. It just struck a bad nerve with me or something. I don't understand why... that doesn't usually happen.

Meh. Just ignore me.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I know I make jokes and the like about Tali... and Xen... and so on... but...

Something about associating Tali with a "pet" doesn't sit right with me... I'm sure there are some people in the universe who probably view quarians as little more than animals and trash... "pets"...

Meh. To each their own of course. Maybe it just struck a wrong chord with me... very odd... my apologies.

The practical side of me agrees with you, but the perverted side the stopped growing up at 14 feels conflicted.

[Orion1836]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*shrug*

I dont' know. It just struck a bad nerve with me or something. I don't understand why... that doesn't usually happen.

Meh. Just ignore me.

IGNORE ME!

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*shrug*

I dont' know. It just struck a bad nerve with me or something. I don't understand why... that doesn't usually happen.

Meh. Just ignore me.

I dun wanna ignore yew, Rip. I loves yew. <3

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*shrug*

I dont' know. It just struck a bad nerve with me or something. I don't understand why... that doesn't usually happen.

Meh. Just ignore me.

I dun wanna ignore yew, Rip. I loves yew. <3

Ewww... it's drooling on me...

[cannedcream]

Orion1836 wrote...


*snip*

IGNORE ME!

Huh. I never noticed that guys jacked up hands before.

[Shadowomega23]

Wait you can see me from your House!!! *pulls Shades, closes blinds and dials up the tint level on windows.



Now you guys can't see what I am working on.

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...
Not sure if okay to want. . .

I mean, we're not FORCING her into the pet carrier. She's getting in of her own free will. . . and it is for a good cause. . .

Indeed, but mind you, she will get her retribution. 

*Later on the Normandy, Tali and Shepard cuddle on the couch*

Tali: Shepard, thank you for getting me on Rannoch, it was so wonderful to see my people's home world...

Shepard: You're welcome sweet heart, I know how we got you there wasn't... the best way, but it was worth it, wasn't it? ...No hard feelings?

Tali: *Giggles* It was worth it... However... I know something that would make it even more worth it...

Shepard: *Raises brow* Really? ...And what is that...exactly?

Tali: ...Remember our vacation to Earth after the Reaper war?

Shepard: Of course, it was wonderful and romantic. 

Tali: Yes, yes it was... *cough* ...I... picked up some things from the local markets... for a later occasion. 

Shepard: Really, and what are these things you speak of?  

Tali: *Reaches into a bag under the table and pulls out a kinky under garment*

Shepard: *Eyes widen* ...That's... that's for you, right? Wheres the matching top?

Tali: It's not for me. It's for you. Your people call it a tuxedo speedo. 

Shepard: ...You want me to wear that don't you.

Tali: You're going to wear this, and you are going to dance for me.

Shepard: I-...-This-... -but! 

Tali: No buts. Put it on. 

*With puppy dog eyes and a stature of defeat, Shepard slowly strips and puts on said garment*

Tali: *Presses button on Omni tool, it starts playing a tune softly* Now dance for me, specter.


Brb, dousing self with cold water.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 09 juillet 2010 - 05:26 .

[RiptideX1090]

Spat...



You DO realize Shepard can't dance... right?



Tali will likely end up blind before this is over.

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Spat...

You DO realize Shepard can't dance... right?

Tali will likely end up blind before this is over.

*Imagines Shepard doing the 'specter shuffle' in a speedo*

Mother of God, what have I done.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Spat...

You DO realize Shepard can't dance... right?

Tali will likely end up blind before this is over.

Tali: The goggles! They do nothing!

[Orion1836]

Here's a song for you guys... it always reminds me of Tali and Shep for some reason. I envision some kind of situation where they're running from something and Tali is guiding him, because she knows the area. Maybe being hunted by Xen on the Flotilla?



Shh by Frou Frou

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Spat...

You DO realize Shepard can't dance... right?

Tali will likely end up blind before this is over.

*Imagines Shepard doing the 'specter shuffle' in a speedo*

Mother of God, what have I done.

Unless Shepard's dancing ability is determined by us...

In which case...

I'll break out the moves.