cannedcream wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Orion1836 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
And FPS where you play as Archangel would be KICK ASS.
Let's see here... do I use my sniper rifle or my sniper rifle? lol
"If it can be fired, Garrus knows how to use it."
Basically?
All of the above. 
Garrus: Using duct tape I have created my greatest invention; THE DOUBLE-BARREL SNIPER RIFLE!!!!
I suddenly have the image of Garrus charging into a Batarian Slave Holding House, with a sniper rifle held together by duct tape, with a cigar and aviators, screaming "I AM GARRUS MOTHER****ING VAKARIAN!" Shoots a guy in the head. "I AM IN YOUR BASE..." Shoots a guy in the neck. "KILLIN' YOUR DUDES" Shoot's off a batarian's genitalia. Another tries to surrender. Garrus shoots him between all four eyes. "THE MOTHER****ING ARCHANGEL DON'T TAKE PRISONERS." Tossing the smoldering weapon to the side as the barrel melts down from the pure manliness that Garrus radiates, he pulls out another rifle, which is actually two sniper rifles taped together. "LET ME SHOW YOU MY LATEST INVENTION. THE DOUBLE BARREL SNIPER RIFLE!" He proceeds to shoot one after the other in a manner that can only be described as completely unnecessary destruction. One batarian tries to crawl away. "I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHA****ING BLINKS, ON MY MOTHER ****ING STATION." Shoots him between the eyes. The last batarian cries in a corner. Standing over him. Garrus tosses his weapon to the side. Looking up in confusion, the batarian smiles, believing himself forgiven. Not a chance in hell.
"Now, I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinking I'm all out of things that shoot. No more guns means you get to walk away freely, right?" The batarian nods slowly. Garrus punches the wall, sending a shudder through Omega that causes the gun he tossed aside to discharge a bullet right into the batarian's knee. "Oh, I'm sorry, DID I BREAK YO CONCENTRATION!?" Punching the wall a few more times, the gun continues firing into the batarian, until he wheezes in agony.
Adjusting his shades, Garrus goes to release the slaves. Lighting up another Cigar, he looks down and stares into the camera above his shades. "Yeah. That just ****ing happened." He then walks away like a badass, the newly freed hostages completely baffled by the crazy **** that just went down.
Modifié par RiptideX1090, 09 juillet 2010 - 06:22 .