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[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Daro'Xen: You can sit this one out. I have something special planned for you later... we're having company over. I'm going to need someone to keep her... entertained...

Who are't though referring to...? 

I demand a conclusion to this compelling narrative!  

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...


Nope. Sorry.

Well... that throws out the easy fixes...


I guess all I can do is to say...

"Good Luck with That!" 

Try rebooting several times. See if you can repaire the connection, or at least run a diagnostic.

I already rebooted several times and there appears to be no way to run a diagnostic on Juno.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Well, you speak damn well, or, at least, you type well. You're better at english than most americans I know... <_<

And... you wouldn't be refering to THESE minifics... would you?

*dominatingXensnip*

Ah, don't flatter me. You wouldn't believe how much I'm misusing Google when I'm around here.

As for the fics.
Pretty much. But if I recall it correctly, there were some other minifics about Tali being the one in...eh, charge.

Like the one where she's sitting on Shep's back while he's doing push-ups, for example.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...


Nope. Sorry.

Well... that throws out the easy fixes...


I guess all I can do is to say...

"Good Luck with That!" 

Try rebooting several times. See if you can repaire the connection, or at least run a diagnostic.

I already rebooted several times and there appears to be no way to run a diagnostic on Juno.

Hit it with a wrench.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Well, you speak damn well, or, at least, you type well. You're better at english than most americans I know... <_<

And... you wouldn't be refering to THESE minifics... would you?

*dominatingXensnip*

Ah, don't flatter me. You wouldn't believe how much I'm misusing Google when I'm around here.

As for the fics.
Pretty much. But if I recall it correctly, there were some other minifics about Tali being the one in...eh, charge.

Like the one where she's sitting on Shep's back while he's doing push-ups, for example.

DAMMIT!

I don't have those ones...

I only managed to save the Mistress Xen and the ones where Shepard goes crawling for help...

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Daro'Xen: You can sit this one out. I have something special planned for you later... we're having company over. I'm going to need someone to keep her... entertained...

Who are't though referring to...? 

I demand a conclusion to this compelling narrative!  

Well... since you asked...

One more entry, for now.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


Hit it with a wrench.

It always works.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Well... since you asked...

One more entry, for now.

*Giggles with excitement!*

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hit it with a wrench.

"This is how we fix zee internets on Tali thread!"

Modifié par SpatFieya, 09 juillet 2010 - 08:19 .

[Someone With Mass]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Hit it with a wrench.

"This is how we fix zee internets on Tali thread!"

Ah, Peter Stormare.

You and your fakey Russian accent makes my day everytime I hear it.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...



Hit it with a wrench.

So ungodly tempting.

Again: Life needs a SAVE/LOAD function.

[RiptideX1090]

*six hours later*

Shepard: *panting from exhaustion* What is it with quarians!? I don’t understand… how you can go so long… *collapses against bed*

Daro’Xen: Turians have reach. Salarians have flexibility. Quarians have endurance.

Shepard: No kidding… I think… I think you broke my spine… I can’t feel my legs…

Daro’Xen: Speaking of which… *looks over at Slave Girl Quarian* How are you doing over there, my dear? I hope you’re adequately warmed up for our guest.

Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…

Daro’Xen: *pats her head* Not yet.

Shepard: No wonder the geth rebelled against you…

Legion: *a pile of scrap on the floor trying to repair itself* Acknowledged.

Shepard: That’s a scary thought. So who is this guest you keep talking about?

*doors to captain‘s cabin open*

Shepard: TALI!?

Tali: *activating chiktikka, who shocks the ground threateningly* That’s MISTRESS Tali tonight, bosh’tet…

Shepard:

[Someone With Mass]

cannedcream wrote...

So ungodly tempting.

Again: Life needs a SAVE/LOAD function.

With my luck, those files would get corrupted after a month.

One hell of a month, though.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

So ungodly tempting.

Again: Life needs a SAVE/LOAD function.

With my luck, those files would get corrupted after a month.

One hell of a month, though.

The key to being good with computers is to be more stubborn than they are.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*six hours later*

Shepard: *panting from exhaustion* What is it with quarians!? I don’t understand… how you can go so long… *collapses against bed*

Daro’Xen: Turians have reach. Salarians have flexibility. Quarians have endurance.

Shepard: No kidding… I think… I think you broke my spine… I can’t feel my legs…

Daro’Xen: Speaking of which… *looks over at Slave Girl Quarian* How are you doing over there, my dear? I hope you’re adequately warmed up for our guest.

Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…

Daro’Xen: *pats her head* Not yet.

Shepard: No wonder the geth rebelled against you…

Legion: *a pile of scrap on the floor trying to repair itself* Acknowledged.

Shepard: That’s a scary thought. So who is this guest you keep talking about?

*doors to captain‘s cabin open*

Shepard: TALI!?

Tali: *activating chiktikka, who shocks the ground threateningly* That’s MISTRESS Tali tonight, bosh’tet…

Shepard:

Heh. Heh. Heh.  I like where this is going... 

Tali+SGQ+Shepard+?Daro?= The best thing ever invented.  Ever.

Also: "Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…"
Taking Quarian endurance quite seriously, huh? 

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*six hours later*

Shepard: *panting from exhaustion* What is it with quarians!? I don’t understand… how you can go so long… *collapses against bed*

Daro’Xen: Turians have reach. Salarians have flexibility. Quarians have endurance.

Shepard: No kidding… I think… I think you broke my spine… I can’t feel my legs…

Daro’Xen: Speaking of which… *looks over at Slave Girl Quarian* How are you doing over there, my dear? I hope you’re adequately warmed up for our guest.

Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…

Daro’Xen: *pats her head* Not yet.

Shepard: No wonder the geth rebelled against you…

Legion: *a pile of scrap on the floor trying to repair itself* Acknowledged.

Shepard: That’s a scary thought. So who is this guest you keep talking about?

*doors to captain‘s cabin open*

Shepard: TALI!?

Tali: *activating chiktikka, who shocks the ground threateningly* That’s MISTRESS Tali tonight, bosh’tet…

Shepard:

Come on, Shepard. I thought you liked challenges. With three quarians...well, it can't get any better, it can't get any worse. Quit your b*tching.

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*six hours later*

Shepard: *panting from exhaustion* What is it with quarians!? I don’t understand… how you can go so long… *collapses against bed*

Daro’Xen: Turians have reach. Salarians have flexibility. Quarians have endurance.

Shepard: No kidding… I think… I think you broke my spine… I can’t feel my legs…

Daro’Xen: Speaking of which… *looks over at Slave Girl Quarian* How are you doing over there, my dear? I hope you’re adequately warmed up for our guest.

Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…

Daro’Xen: *pats her head* Not yet.

Shepard: No wonder the geth rebelled against you…

Legion: *a pile of scrap on the floor trying to repair itself* Acknowledged.

Shepard: That’s a scary thought. So who is this guest you keep talking about?

*doors to captain‘s cabin open*

Shepard: TALI!?

Tali: *activating chiktikka, who shocks the ground threateningly* That’s MISTRESS Tali tonight, bosh’tet…

Shepard:

Heh. Heh. Heh.  I like where this is going... 

Tali+SGQ+Shepard+?Daro?= The best thing ever invented.  Ever.

Also: "Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…"
Taking Quarian endurance quite seriously, huh? 

Xen doesn't believe in being nice.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...



Come on, Shepard. I thought you liked challenges. With three quarians...well, it can't get any better, it can't get any worse. Quit your b*tching.

You might want a break too after being thoroughly raped by a quarian madwoman.

FOR SIX HOURS.

Bow chicka ouch ouch.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You might want a break too after being thoroughly raped by a quarian madwoman.

FOR SIX HOURS.

Bow chicka ouch ouch.

"When Garrus and Grunt pulled you out of there, you were nothing but meat and tubes. Took another month to rebuild you."

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You might want a break too after being thoroughly raped by a quarian madwoman.

FOR SIX HOURS.

Bow chicka ouch ouch.

"When Garrus and Grunt pulled you out of there, you were nothing but meat and tubes. Took another month to rebuild you."

Garrus and Grunt wouldn't have survived the encounter with Xen.

Yeah. The guy who can regenerate from a chewing on a grenade, and the guy who punched a missle with his FACE couldn't handle that broad.

She's just that damn crazy.

[RiptideX1090]

Right.



I hope you all sleep well in your bunks tonight.



And with that, I bid you all Keelah Se'lai.



Weather permitting... perhaps Mistress Tali will be getting in on the action... sometime in the waning hours of tomorrow night...



Sleep well with that knowledge.

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Right.

I hope you all sleep well in your bunks tonight.

And with that, I bid you all Keelah Se'lai.

Weather permitting... perhaps Mistress Tali will be getting in on the action... sometime in the waning hours of tomorrow night...

Sleep well with that knowledge.

I too shall be heading to bed.  Night y'all.

And Mistress Tali... color me interested.   I'll be here. 

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


*six hours later*

Shepard: *panting from exhaustion* What is it with quarians!? I don’t understand… how you can go so long… *collapses against bed*

Daro’Xen: Turians have reach. Salarians have flexibility. Quarians have endurance.

Shepard: No kidding… I think… I think you broke my spine… I can’t feel my legs…

Daro’Xen: Speaking of which… *looks over at Slave Girl Quarian* How are you doing over there, my dear? I hope you’re adequately warmed up for our guest.

Slave Girl Quarian: Can I PLEASE turn the stimulators off now… it’s been six hours…

Daro’Xen: *pats her head* Not yet.

Shepard: No wonder the geth rebelled against you…

Legion: *a pile of scrap on the floor trying to repair itself* Acknowledged.

Shepard: That’s a scary thought. So who is this guest you keep talking about?

*doors to captain‘s cabin open*

Shepard: TALI!?

Tali: *activating chiktikka, who shocks the ground threateningly* That’s MISTRESS Tali tonight, bosh’tet…

Shepard:

I actully feel a little better after reading this. Only a little though.

Well, I'm going to bed now. Tomorrow I'll be making some calls and seeing if I can't get this **** fixed.

Until then at least I have this ****ty laptop that runs slow, has to be plugged in, is extremely loud, always overheats, and sometimes randomly shutdown.

Yeah. My life is ****ing awesome sometimes.

Keelah se'lai.

[SpatFieya]

If someone wrote the Xen equivalent of "Noveria Heat", I could probably die a happen man.



Why is Xen so goddamn fascinating?! Damn you, Xen! You sexy, mad scorpion woman!

[Savakka1]

SpatFieya wrote...

If someone wrote the Xen equivalent of "Noveria Heat", I could probably die a happen man.
 

I think I wouldn't read it.