Here's Part 1 if you didn't see it. And here's Part 2:
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As the alien's long shadow draped over Captain Bailey's desk, the C-Sec officer glanced up. "What the..."
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Do not react!" the alien blared. His yellow eye shifted to red, flashing a beam of light right in Bailey's eyes. "
Pretend I am invisible!"
"Son of a-" Bailey shielded his eyes with the hand his wedding ring sat on. "Shepard, who the hell is this?"
"I don't know," Shepard said. The alien was now stooping so his metallic head wouldn't scrape the ceiling. "But he's annoying."
The alien spread his arms, and his balance wobbled. "
Do not form opinions about me! I am only here to judge! Continue to ignore me!"
"Can you do something with him?" Garrus asked Bailey. "His voice is actually hurting my scars. Somehow."
"Hold on. Lemme look up his records." Bailey's fingers thundered over his keypad, and he squinted at the few lines of data marching on his screen. "All right...what's your name, big guy?"
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The Grand Galactic Inquisitor is only here to judge!" the alien declared. "
Ignore me!"
Bailey's brow crumpled. "Never heard of a Grand Galactic Inquisitor, but I'll look it up." Keys were hammered. "Although I'm thinking you made that up."
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Insults will be ignored! I shall be ignored! Ignore me!"
Tali cradled her head. "Keelah, just make him stop. My hearing modulator is at ten percent volume level and he sounds like a geth passing through a cheese grater."
After a few moments of typing, Bailey shook his head. "Nope. Sorry, Shepard. Doesn't look like C-Sec has any records of any Grand Galactic Inquisitor."
"Then what can we do with him?" Shepard asked.
"Think he'll fit inside the Normandy's garbage compactor?" Garrus asked.
Bailey shrugged. "Who knows. Maybe you should ask around and see if he belongs to anyone. Until then, guess you're his babysitter."
"This better not take long," Shepard said. "I have a mission to do, and I'm not spending it talking to someone who keeps insisting he's not here."
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IGNORE ME!"
"We're trying," Tali snapped.
Modifié par Titanium Man, 09 juillet 2010 - 09:10 .