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Zuranamee

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Greetings organics. Seems everything
here is same as ever. Anyone keep track of how many total pages,
counting the original attempts too, this thread has achieved?

380+1149+5501+9904 = 16934


A rough 17000 for our current reference then, thank you.

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Greetings organics. Seems everything
here is same as ever. Anyone keep track of how many total pages,
counting the original attempts too, this thread has achieved?

380+1149+5501+9904 = 16934


AKA half of all forum posts ever in the Bioware SocialNetwork.

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Just_mike wrote...

Kikai, your headflaps are showing.

*wiggles them*

:wub:

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Wolf Warden wrote...

Whatsup folks, how is Tali thread doing?

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lol tali hips.

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RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

DO NOT WANT

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Kikaimegami wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

DO NOT WANT


But, Legion doesn't feel pain. He see's it as a formal list of ones and zeroes.

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"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.

Hm. Would not let Xen get a hold of Legion.

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Just_mike wrote...

But, Legion doesn't feel pain. He see's it as a formal list of ones and zeroes.

But he's scared and oh god what is she doing no Xen GET AWAY DONT TOUCH THAT

*whimper*

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Wolf Warden wrote...

Whatsup folks, how is Tali thread doing?

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I don't recall seeing this one before.  That everything :wub:

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RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.


She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

But, Legion doesn't feel pain. He see's it as a formal list of ones and zeroes.

But he's scared and oh god what is she doing no Xen GET AWAY DONT TOUCH THAT

*whimper*


Legion see's threat as a formal list of ones and zeroes that activate a sub-routine in his CPU to deal with the present threat. He doesn't get scared.  I have never seen Legion scared in all my 16 playthroughs of Mass Effect 2.

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RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.

*Kikia bursts into the lab wielding a shotgun with a chainsaw bayonet*
Kikia: Hands off my geth ****!

I feel sorry for XenImage IPB

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RobotNixon wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.


She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."


Fear the wrath of Robot Nixon!

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RobotNixon wrote...

She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."


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For serious. SAW was barely more than torture porn after the 1st one. After the 1st one it WAS torture porn.

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RobotNixon wrote...
*highoctanenightmarefuelsnip*



I think I'll go cry in a corner now...

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Tairis Deamhan wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."


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For serious. SAW was barely more than torture porn after the 1st one. After the 1st one it WAS torture porn.


Torture porn? And I agree, Saw 1 was the only good Saw.

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Kikaimegami wrote...

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That would be horrible!

Tali... sawing her foot off... the screaming...

:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

NO!!!

JUST NO!!!!



what is this i dont even


*Tali wakes up in a rusted old room on a derelect space station, with her ankle chained to the floor. A vid screen flashes to life. projecting the image of a twisted puppet.*

Jigsaw: Tali'Zorah. I want to play a game. Next to you is a fusion cutter. Your ankle is chained to the floor. The cutter will not cut through the hyper-dense metal in the chain. In exactly five minutes, your friends, Shepard and Vakarian, will be burned to death in the other room.

*A light shines through a window, Shepard and Garrus laying unconscious in the next room, propane bombs rigged to blow.*

Jigsaw: If you find a way to free yourself, the button on the opposite wall will free your friends from being consumed, disarming the bombs. You have spent a life time giving for others, Tali'Zorah. Will you finally give too much to save the only people who have ever cared about you? Or will you find a way to live for yourself. Live or die, Tali'Zorah. Decide.

*Tali picks up the fusion cutter, eyeing her restrained foot as a timer blinks down above her.*

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*hefts her Widow*



*eye twitch*

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RobotNixon wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.


She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."

okay this looks like it's going in a weird direction

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So Tali, Miranda, and Ashley walk into a bar.

Tali walked out the only one alive.

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I've never actually seen any of the SAW movies.



That says some scary things about my subconscious, eh?

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RobotNixon wrote...

I've never actually seen any of the SAW movies.

That says some scary things about my subconscious, eh?


Yes, it tells me you are brilliant.

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Just_mike wrote...

So Tali, Miranda, and Ashley walk into a bar.
Tali walked out the only one alive.

Im nickFury and I approve this message.

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Kikaimegami wrote...

*hefts her Widow*

*eye twitch*


It's just text on a screen. Calm down.

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*mutters to herself* Gonna kill her...