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[RobotNixon]

Just_mike wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

I've never actually seen any of the SAW movies.

That says some scary things about my subconscious, eh?

Yes, it tells me you are brilliant.

That might be true, but it also means that I'm a sick fuck.

Exibit A: I have been cackling like a super villain for the last 30 minutes.

[Kikaimegami]

nickFury wrote...

*Kikia bursts into the lab wielding a shotgun with a chainsaw bayonet*
Kikia: Hands off my geth ****!

I feel sorry for Xen

A chainsaw bayonet?

That is.. friggin awesome!

[Tairis Deamhan]

Yea I seriously hated the Saw movies. For one because there were far too many 'That makes no sense' moments, and for two because they rapidly just turned into ****** films for sadists. The first film should have ended when Jigsaw was running down the damn hall and the cop from fifteen feet away down a straight hallway with no cover opens fire with his gun.

[Homebound]

Kikaimegami wrote...

*mutters to herself* Gonna kill her...

Maybe in ME3, we can trade Daro'Xen as a peace offering between the Quarians and the true Geth. And the True Geth replace the majority of Daro's bodyparts with Geth machinery as punishment. And they do it while she is wide awake but is under medication that prevents her from moving.

[Homebound]

RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

I've never actually seen any of the SAW movies.

That says some scary things about my subconscious, eh?

Yes, it tells me you are brilliant.

That might be true, but it also means that I'm a sick fuck.

Exibit A: I have been cackling like a super villain for the last 30 minutes.

You're normal. At least by my definition.

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That would be horrible!

Tali... sawing her foot off... the screaming...

:crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

NO!!!

JUST NO!!!!

what is this i dont even

*Tali wakes up in a rusted old room on a derelect space station, with her ankle chained to the floor. A vid screen flashes to life. projecting the image of a twisted puppet.*

Jigsaw: Tali'Zorah. I want to play a game. Next to you is a fusion cutter. Your ankle is chained to the floor. The cutter will not cut through the hyper-dense metal in the chain. In exactly five minutes, your friends, Shepard and Vakarian, will be burned to death in the other room.

*A light shines through a window, Shepard and Garrus laying unconscious in the next room, propane bombs rigged to blow.*

Jigsaw: If you find a way to free yourself, the button on the opposite wall will free your friends from being consumed, disarming the bombs. You have spent a life time giving for others, Tali'Zorah. Will you finally give too much to save the only people who have ever cared about you? Or will you find a way to live for yourself. Live or die, Tali'Zorah. Decide.

*Tali picks up the fusion cutter, eyeing her restrained foot as a timer blinks down above her.*

I kinda want to know what happens next

[Kikaimegami]

Just_mike wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*mutters to herself* Gonna kill her...

Maybe in ME3, we can trade Daro'Xen as a peace offering between the Quarians and the true Geth. And the True Geth replace the majority of Daro's bodyparts with Geth machinery as punishment. And they do it while she is wide awake but is under medication that prevents her from moving.

Wait.. can I have that done instead?



Doesn't sound like punishment to me

[nickFury]

Kikaimegami wrote...

*hefts her Widow*

*eye twitch*

Nah youll be in close quarters here use this.

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

nickFury wrote...

*Kikia bursts into the lab wielding a shotgun with a chainsaw bayonet*
Kikia: Hands off my geth ****!

I feel sorry for Xen

A chainsaw bayonet?

That is.. friggin awesome!

Epic Games and id software always come up with the best guns.

[RobotNixon]

Just_mike wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

I've never actually seen any of the SAW movies.

That says some scary things about my subconscious, eh?

Yes, it tells me you are brilliant.

That might be true, but it also means that I'm a sick fuck.

Exibit A: I have been cackling like a super villain for the last 30 minutes.

You're normal. At least by my definition.

We should start up our own Leauge O' Doom.

[Kikaimegami]

Those two pictures... goddamn.



Goddamn.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You say no, then you write it.
What. The. Fuck.

You planned on writing about her getting burned to death.

I did it so people could see how horrible that would be...

[Homebound]

nickFury wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*hefts her Widow*

*eye twitch*

Nah youll be in close quarters here use this.

Due to the empty magazine socket, I can safely assume that this rifle shoots chainsaws that shoots shotguns.

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*mutters to herself* Gonna kill her...

Maybe in ME3, we can trade Daro'Xen as a peace offering between the Quarians and the true Geth. And the True Geth replace the majority of Daro's bodyparts with Geth machinery as punishment. And they do it while she is wide awake but is under medication that prevents her from moving.

Wait.. can I have that done instead?



Doesn't sound like punishment to me

That's...

HORRIBLE.

That's like... mechanical rape...

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*mutters to herself* Gonna kill her...

Maybe in ME3, we can trade Daro'Xen as a peace offering between the Quarians and the true Geth. And the True Geth replace the majority of Daro's bodyparts with Geth machinery as punishment. And they do it while she is wide awake but is under medication that prevents her from moving.

Wait.. can I have that done instead?



Doesn't sound like punishment to me

Wait wait wait... This sound familliar...

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You say no, then you write it.
What. The. Fuck.

You planned on writing about her getting burned to death.

I did it so people could see how horrible that would be...

Dammit, no more talking about horrible Tali deaths. 

The hell's wrong with you people?

EDIT: As well as Daro deaths. 

Modifié par SpatFieya, 10 juillet 2010 - 05:20 .

[RiptideX1090]

Ormagodenator wrote...

I kinda want to know what happens next

NO!

Bad Ormagodenator! BAD!

[Tairis Deamhan]

Just_mike wrote...

Due to the empty magazine socket, I can safely assume that this rifle shoots chainsaws that shoots shotguns.

At least he has good trigger control.

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You say no, then you write it.
What. The. Fuck.

You planned on writing about her getting burned to death.

I did it so people could see how horrible that would be...

Dammit, no more talking about horrible Tali deaths. 

The hells wrong with you people.

A lot.

[Homebound]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You say no, then you write it.
What. The. Fuck.

You planned on writing about her getting burned to death.

I did it so people could see how horrible that would be...

Dammit, no more talking about horrible Tali deaths. 

The hells wrong with you people.

Im getting flashbacks of my first ME2 playthrough...I got Tali burnt to death in the Collector tubes.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That's...

HORRIBLE.

That's like... mechanical rape...

You can't rape the willing

RobotNixon wrote...

Wait wait wait... This sound familliar...

[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png[/smilie]

Oh hell yes, that was friggin awesome.

I loved Quake 4 for that reason specifically.

Modifié par Kikaimegami, 10 juillet 2010 - 05:21 .

[nickFury]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You say no, then you write it.
What. The. Fuck.

You planned on writing about her getting burned to death.

I did it so people could see how horrible that would be...

well im pretty sure getting my leg blown off would be pretty damn horrible but I dont plan on testing that theory

(Still I appreciate your creative flare and the fact that you wrote that up so fast is impressive if not a little disturbing)

[Homebound]

RobotNixon wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

nickFury wrote...

*Kikia bursts into the lab wielding a shotgun with a chainsaw bayonet*
Kikia: Hands off my geth ****!

I feel sorry for Xen

A chainsaw bayonet?

That is.. friggin awesome!

Epic Games and id software always come up with the best guns.

The thing I hate most about Epic Games is that this rifle isnt real.

[Homebound]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That's...

HORRIBLE.

That's like... mechanical rape...

You can't rape the willing

RobotNixon wrote...

Wait wait wait... This sound familliar...

[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png[/smilie]

Oh hell yes, that was friggin awesome.

I loved Quake 4 for that reason specifically.

Wait, what? Whats Quake 4? They have a scene where a concious living creature is chopped to bits then rebuilt with mechanical parts?