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[RedTracer7]

cannedcream wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

The. . . fuuuuuuuuu-?

The visual result of an inside-joke first established by those Cosplayers who are making Grunt/Tali/Shepard in a movie-like quality.

[NuclearBuddha]

Not particularly complimentary.

[RedTracer7]

MassDestroyer wrote...
That would hurt but ...
I hate Chambers to and laughed as she was burnt and melted alive muahahahahahaha
I hate Cerberus especialy Miranda

Many hate what they don't understand.

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Oh gawd. Kiki is going to drunk-dial the geth.
Someone take her phone!

Kikai: *hic!* Hehe is your refrigerator running?
Legion: (on phone) We do not have a cold-storage device for organic-based nutrients.
Kikai: Oh.. well...

Actuality I don't think anyone in Mass Effect has a fridge. Some apartments don't even have kitchens. So. . . Lotta take-out OR the Jetsons prediction of all food in pill form has finally come true.

[RobotNixon]

RobotNixon wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.

She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."

Legion struggled under his captor, but in his weakened state he could do little but slowly wave his head flaps in jaundiced protest. "S-s-shepard-Comman..."

Daro'Xen smacked the synthetic with an open palm, causing no physical pain but heightening Legion's sense of dread.
He felt so alone, dealing with things no Geth should ever have to deal with, cut off from the rest of his collective by walls adorned with five feet of a solid lead-uranium alloy.

"P-please, no-" She struck him again, relishing the power she had over such a pathetic creature.
Wait, this automaton was not a "creature", it was a tool, nothing more. A malfunctioning tool none-the-less, but a tool.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:04 .

[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...
Actuality I don't think anyone in Mass Effect has a fridge. Some apartments don't even have kitchens. So. . . Lotta take-out OR the Jetsons prediction of all food in pill form has finally come true.

When you can go to Fishdog Food Shack for varren skewers, who the f- needs a kitchen?

[RiptideX1090]

Somebody1003 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Her whole line about Cerberus being a great company, about her working for them while loving all other species...

"My sister started a dog shelter, but she loved cats too..." Yeah, did your sister also go around torturing cats to death, tearing off their eyelids and beating them to death? She's either ignorant, or just as much of a lying **** as Miranda and Jacob. I ENJOYED watching her die...

In fairness, a better analogy would be "did someone that your sister's shady boss hired that you don't even know about go around torturing..."

Yeah.

But if that person was HAPPY about working for that boss...

Like I said. I smiled when as she screamed. I enjoy the irony. The pain she was so quick to write off turned around on her... too bad I couldn't prolong it.

I'm just glad Chakwas made it out okay.

Harsh man, you waited just so she would die?

No. First time through, I went to go get Legion as soon as possible, then chose to sacrifice the crew to save my ground Team, I wanted to get all of their loyalty first. I didn't find out until WAY later that you could save the crew. In pure paragon playthroughs, I save them. In every other?

**** NO.

You need to join up with Corporal Toombs and hunt down every Cerberus employee in the galaxy. 

Toombs died in my game...

I'm the Sole Survivor... it seemed appropriate that Shepard couldn't save him.

Let Toombs shoot that bastard right in the face though... Rest Easy Corporal... I'll hunt down every single one of those bastards for you... if you're out there somewhere, tell the unit I'm sorry... I hope you found peace...

[RedTracer7]

Somebody1003 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

MassDestroyer wrote...
That would hurt but ...
I hate Chambers to and laughed as she was burnt and melted alive muahahahahahaha
I hate Cerberus especialy Miranda

Many hate what they don't understand.

Im guessing you like Cerberus?

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom Cerberus provides, then questions the manner in which Cerberus provides it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. 

[Kikaimegami]

Thank god for Firefox having spell-check or you guys wouldn't be able to understand a word I typed right now.

[NuclearBuddha]

RobotNixon wrote...

I'd have voted for you had I been alive, but please stop.

Edit:  Or take it to the Legion thread.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:03 .

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Miranda's reasoning is actually completely sound.  "Or what, you'll replace me next?"

Part of the reason she's with Cerberus is for security.  If TIM can drop that on a dime, who's to say she won't be under the axe someday?

(I tried to explore this decision-making process here.)

Ah. I never use Miranda so I don't know much of her dialog outside the start of the game and the loyalty mission.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Sure, it takes all types.  Remains to be seen if she's going to play by Shep's rules or TIM's rules.

Kelly doesn't seem the type to betray Shepard.
But then again, Miranda didn't seem the type to betray TIM, either.

Sleep with one eye open, Shepard.

I won't have that problem... <_<

[Kikaimegami]

RobotNixon wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Legion lies on a cold linoleum floor, unable to move most of his servo motors and almost completely drained of energy.

He weakly lifts his head towards an almost blinding light, and recoils with a sensation which is alien to him.

Fear. We feel fear.

A voice fills his aural sensors, a female voice, kind and pleasant at first, but it quickly degenerates into a creature more sinister.

"Hello Legion, I would like to play a game." Daro'Xen let out a cackle of laughter, and Legion hung his head in hopelessness.

She stepped down through the trap door, with a wicked and cruel instrument she wielded in her left hand.
"I told you that you would be mine eventually, Geth. You will serve your masters, just as intended, forevermore."

She gently stroked the Geth's right shoulder, then gripped the back of his neck and jerked him into a sitting position.
"Now submit. You are a machine, a tool of my will. You have no soul, you have no control of your future."

Legion struggled under his captor, but in his weakened state he could do little but slowly wave his head flaps in jaundiced protest. "S-s-shepard-Comman..."

Daro'Xen smacked the synthetuc with an open palm, causing no physical pain but heightening Legion's sense of dread.
He felt so alone, dealing with things no Geth should ever have to deal with, cut off from the rest of his collective by walls adorned with five feet of a solid lead-uranium alloy.

"P-please, no-" She struck him again, relishing the power she had over such a pathetic creature.
Wait, this automaton was not a "creature", it was a tool, nothing more. A malfunctioning tool none-the-less, but a tool.

Oh hells no!

Do not want. Do not want at all.

I will ventilate her head with my Widow.

[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...
Ah. I never use Miranda so I don't know much of her dialog outside the start of the game and the loyalty mission.

Oh, so you've never actually seen her turn on TIM?  It's enlightening.

[SpatFieya]

For some reason, I'm picturing my self being the Normandy's Hammer Head mechanic, with Lia as my assistant, and listening to this. At first she doesn't know what to think about the song, but finds her self tapping her foot and starts dancing all seductively, and me joining in. 

Lia: *Tapping foot and slightly bobbing her head to the beat* This old human music is fun!

Me: Yeah it is, and this is just one of thousands!

Lia: Oh, Keelah! I must bring some of this back to the fleet!

*Starts to shake her hips and dance with her hands up*

Me: ...Goddamn, I love my job. 

"Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre Wooooooommaaaaaaan!"

Modifié par SpatFieya, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:05 .

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

MassDestroyer wrote...
That would hurt but ...
I hate Chambers to and laughed as she was burnt and melted alive muahahahahahaha
I hate Cerberus especialy Miranda

Many hate what they don't understand.

Dont' even.

I TRIED to like Miranda and Jacob. At one point, I did. I did one playthrough where I took them EVERYWHERE, just like I did for Kasumi and Zaeed. I ended up loving Kasumi and Zaeed more than some of the other crewmates. I ended up HATING Miranda and Jacob. I tried. I gave them both a fair shot. More than they deserved. They get in my way? They die.

As for Chambers... I'm going to do the same to you TIM... and I'm going to enjoy it SO MUCH... I'll show you why letting you keep the base to make your own Reaper is a bad idea...

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Thank god for Firefox having spell-check or you guys wouldn't be able to understand a word I typed right now.

Are you saying you're not as think as we drunk you are?

[Kikaimegami]

cannedcream wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Thank god for Firefox having spell-check or you guys wouldn't be able to understand a word I typed right now.

Are you saying you're not as think as we drunk you are?

I swear to drunk, officer! I'm not god!

Modifié par Kikaimegami, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:08 .

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Thank god for Firefox having spell-check or you guys wouldn't be able to understand a word I typed right now.

Are you saying you're not as think as we drunk you are?

What's the officer, problem?

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Oh, so you've never actually seen her turn on TIM?  It's enlightening.

I've never needed her in my squad, so; no. Or yes. Or. . . whatever. You know what I mean.
Still I know she does and now I know her reasons why. Someday I might watch that scene, but for the time being I'll have to take your word for it.