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[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
I almost suggested that you could youtube it.  But instead, I'll just shake my head and laugh.

Yeah, yeah. Laugh at the husk still stuck in the stone age because the freaking satellite companies wont spread their coverage out my way.

If I didn't laugh, I'd cry.

[Kikaimegami]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
EDIT: Oh this top of the page is some kind of karma.

I'm on to you, top of page.

-tossinlegionsnip-

I owe whoever made this pic big-time.

Tali: *huff* How many times *huff* do we have to tell him *huff* to not drink the green stuff? *huff* Damnit Legion, you need to go on a diet *huff*

[Kikaimegami]

RobotNixon wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

That's hot.

Well, I um.. hm.

Look into my eye sweetheart, and tell me you don't love my Beloved Marine Corps...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
EDIT: Oh this top of the page is some kind of karma.

I'm on to you, top of page.

I owe whoever made this pic big-time.

Shepard: But if I rewind the tape, then it looks like we're saving Legion.

Modifié par cannedcream, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:18 .

[RiptideX1090]

Somebody1003 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

MassDestroyer wrote...
That would hurt but ...
I hate Chambers to and laughed as she was burnt and melted alive muahahahahahaha
I hate Cerberus especialy Miranda

Many hate what they don't understand.

Dont' even.

I TRIED to like Miranda and Jacob. At one point, I did. I did one playthrough where I took them EVERYWHERE, just like I did for Kasumi and Zaeed. I ended up loving Kasumi and Zaeed more than some of the other crewmates. I ended up HATING Miranda and Jacob. I tried. I gave them both a fair shot. More than they deserved. They get in my way? They die.

As for Chambers... I'm going to do the same to you TIM... and I'm going to enjoy it SO MUCH... I'll show you why letting you keep the base to make your own Reaper is a bad idea...

I can understand why you'd hate Miranda, she was a complete Cerberus lacky. But Jacob just seemed a lot different. He put a lot of trust into Shepard, and even TIM admits how Jacob has never really trusted him. 

No. Jacob is EXACTLY like the Illusive Man. His remarks about Garrus... his undertone of disdain for Tali... those put me off on the wrong side of him...

The fact he is every bit as stupid or as much of a liar as Kelly is what seals it. "Don't worry, we won't hurt Veetor". **** you Taylor. I'm not stupid enough to fall for that. He is JUST like the Illusive Man, doing whatever the hell he wants, lying to you, and then feigning innocence at every turn. Jacob is WORSE than Miranda and TIM... because I'm honestly not even sure if he realizes how much of a dick or a self-righteous moron he really is. At least TIM and Miranda are comfortable with being lying scumbags.

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...
That's the style I like!  Kick 'em when their down.

Nixon: Canned Cr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-reaaaam! Arrroooooh! 

"My God. Is that the way I sound? I always thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality. . ."

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Earthborn Sole Survivor. The closest analogue to my actual self.

He shot the Cerberus Doctor... then himself... a reminder to Shepard of where he was going one day... until Tali came along, anyway.

If Tali didn't become romanceable, I actually intended for my Shepard to sacrifice himself or Commit Suicide, given the option. I decided that as MY Shepard, he was only going to romance Tali, because she was the only one he wanted, as it was with me. If she didn't become one... life wouldn't have a meaning.

You survived a Thresher Maw?

You're one bad mother lova', Rip.

No.

But I've seen my fair share of... unpleasantness. I'm a survivor. I always make it through, somehow. Not everyone else does though.

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

I need a replacement for Vice President Agnew.

Are you available?

I've been training for this moment for my entire life, Mr. President.

[Gust4v]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
*pic*
I owe whoever made this pic big-time.

lol. No problem.

[RobotNixon]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

I need a replacement for Vice President Agnew.

Are you available?

I've been training for this moment for my entire life, Mr. President.

Excellent, we attack those Chinese sons-a-beeches in one week.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...



Tali: *huff* How many times *huff* do we have to tell him *huff* to not drink the green stuff? *huff* Damnit Legion, you need to go on a diet *huff*

Maybe he should remove that heavy N7 armor. They make pretty good replicas these days. I'm sure he'll understand.

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

That's hot.

Well, I um.. hm.

Look into my eye sweetheart, and tell me you don't love my Beloved Marine Corps...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

It only gets worse from here.

[NuclearBuddha]

Gust4v wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
*pic*
I owe whoever made this pic big-time.

lol. No problem.

Thanks a million.  I use it at least once a day when the heresy gets too strong around here.

[cannedcream]

[quote]RiptideX1090 wrote...

I can understand why you'd hate Miranda, she was a complete Cerberus lacky. But Jacob just seemed a lot different. He put a lot of trust into Shepard, and even TIM admits how Jacob has never really trusted him. [/quote]

No. Jacob is EXACTLY like the Illusive Man. His remarks about Garrus... his undertone of disdain for Tali... those put me off on the wrong side of him...

The fact he is every bit as stupid or as much of a liar as Kelly is what seals it. "Don't worry, we won't hurt Veetor". **** you Taylor. I'm not stupid enough to fall for that. He is JUST like the Illusive Man, doing whatever the hell he wants, lying to you, and then feigning innocence at every turn. Jacob is WORSE than Miranda and TIM... because I'm honestly not even sure if he realizes how much of a dick or a self-righteous moron he really is. At least TIM and Miranda are comfortable with being lying scumbags.

[/quote]

*to FemShep*
Jacob: (Miranda) deserves a. . . better man then I.
(In other words: Miranda's too good for me, but you'll suffice.)

Yeah. The man is an idiot. <_<

[NuclearBuddha]

Somebody1003 wrote...
What did he say about Garrus?

And he was trying to be nice with Tali, he didnt say anything until she fired back at him.

If you're romancing Garrus as femShep he calls him a "cuttlebone" whatever the f- that is.

Strangely, I'm inclined to be forgiving in that instance because:
a. what the f- is a cuttlebone anyway, and who even says that?
b. I've said some things I'm not proud of over a woman before.

[Someone With Mass]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
*pic*
I owe whoever made this pic big-time.

lol. No problem.

Thanks a million.  I use it at least once a day when the heresy gets too strong around here.

So, that's what we call it now?

I thought you all would be nice to the possible paperweight.

[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...
*to FemShep*
Jacob: (Miranda) deserves a. . . better man then I.
(In other words: Miranda's too good for me, but you'll suffice.)

Yeah. The man is an idiot. <_<

That is some major fail.

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

I need a replacement for Vice President Agnew.

Are you available?

I've been training for this moment for my entire life, Mr. President.

Excellent, we attack those Chinese sons-a-beeches in one week.

They're better off Dead, than Red, Sir.

[RiptideX1090]

Somebody1003 wrote...

What did he say about Garrus?

And he was trying to be nice with Tali, he didnt say anything until she fired back at him.

If you romance him, you can ask him how he's feeling. If you push it, trying to show concern, he basically tells you to go "chat up that bleeding heart, Garrus." If you later break up with him for Garrus, he calls Garrus a "cuttlebone", in a very derogotory way.

As for Tali. His organization went into her home, killed her people, tried to blow up one of their ships with children and families on board. Anything short of him getting on his hands and knees and begging like a little **** for forgiveness isn't going to cut it for me. Even then, I'd only give it if Tali and I both felt VERY generous that day. Him remarking about AI was unnacceptable. Given the option, I'd have shot out both of his knees, then dragged him down to Miranda's office and hung him like a piece of meat as a warning to her not to **** with my turian or my quarian.

[Kikaimegami]

zomg it's SWM! Hiiiiiiiiii

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


No.

But I've seen my fair share of... unpleasantness. I'm a survivor. I always make it through, somehow. Not everyone else does though.

Oh. . .

Cause a Threser Maw would have been awesome.

[SpatFieya]

I'll be gone for 5 minutes... *cough*