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[Someone With Mass]

Calculatrice wrote...

*wakes up on couch and grabs laptop off of coffee table*

Hello, gentlemen. Entertain not-a-morning-person Calc, he is grumpy.

Do you like RedLetterMedia?

I do.
Top Tali is in the mood for a pounce.


And God bless her for it...

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 10 juillet 2010 - 01:49 .

[Calculatrice]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

*wakes up on couch and grabs laptop off of coffee table*

Hello, gentlemen. Entertain not-a-morning-person Calc, he is grumpy.

Do you like RedLetterMedia?

i do.

Sh'yeah, no duh! Plinkett is the shat!

[Calculatrice]

Thelacan wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Hello, gentlemen. Entertain not-a-morning-person Calc, he is grumpy.

Imagine that this happened to you

Yesssss:O

But much sweeter. Any fanfics of them in bed after? I find those very sweet.

[Thelacan]

Calculatrice wrote...


But much sweeter. Any fanfics of them in bed after? I find those very sweet.

Aw crap. I remember there are like tons of such, but can't remember any of them at the moment...

When will later come, this is actually quite sweet, on it's own style.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Calculatrice wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Hello, gentlemen. Entertain not-a-morning-person Calc, he is grumpy.

Imagine that this happened to you

Yesssss:O

But much sweeter. Any fanfics of them in bed after? I find those very sweet.

Something moderately similar to this did actually happen to me once.

[Thelacan]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...


Something moderately similar to this did actually happen to me once.

Moderately similiar?

What was different?
Species?
Race?
Too much drinking or knock-out-drugs?


...gender?

[Calculatrice]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...

Hello, gentlemen. Entertain not-a-morning-person Calc, he is grumpy.

Imagine that this happened to you

Yesssss:O

But much sweeter. Any fanfics of them in bed after? I find those very sweet.

Something moderately similar to this did actually happen to me once.

You did it with Tali?! You lucky bastard!

[Thelacan]

I may be tired or something, but listening to Ice Cube in the background, I started to imagine some quarians doing rapping, with biggity-ass bling-bling jewelry around their necks.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Thelacan wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...


Something moderately similar to this did actually happen to me once.

Moderately similiar?

What was different?
Species?
Race?
Too much drinking or knock-out-drugs?


...gender?

Went to a party, got incredibly drunk, woke up in the bed of a totally platonic female friend. We never spoke of it again.

[Thelacan]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Went to a party, got incredibly drunk, woke up in the bed of a totally platonic female friend. We never spoke of it again.

That's.. hm, good for you?

[Calculatrice]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...


Something moderately similar to this did actually happen to me once.

Moderately similiar?

What was different?
Species?
Race?
Too much drinking or knock-out-drugs?


...gender?

Went to a party, got incredibly drunk, woke up in the bed of a totally platonic female friend. We never spoke of it again.

So you did get with Tali.

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Thelacan wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Went to a party, got incredibly drunk, woke up in the bed of a totally platonic female friend. We never spoke of it again.

That's.. hm, good for you?

Not really, I was perfectly comfortable in the friend zone. Anyway, lets talk about Tali.

[Thelacan]

 Tali can be quite mean to Legion sometimes!

NCLanceman wrote...

*Legion, huddled on its bench in the AI Core, fiddling with an omni-tool projecting a one foot tall Commander Shepard.*
VI Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and -*brzzt* Legion *brzzt*- is my favorite - *brzzt* geth *brzzt*- in the galaxy!
*Legion's plates contract as the platform looks down for a while. It then rolls back the VI, then hits a command again.*
VI Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and -*brzzt* Legion *brzzt*- is my favorite -*brzzt* geth *brzzt*- in the galaxy!
*On and on it goes.*

Tali is leaning on the door separating the AI core from the med-bay, eavesdropping Legion with the audio enhancers on her suit. Hearing the sounds from the AI core, she gasps in surprise and disgust. As she leans back to listen the geth, she starts to smile deviously behind her mask and brings up her omnitool, typing into it.

Legion repeats the VI program on it's omnitool again, noticing a slight glitch in the projected from, it raises the headflaps, puzzled by the event.

VI Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and -*brzzt, scrheee*- I delete -*kshh* geth *kshh*- like you on the way to -*brzzt* Tali *brzzt*-

[Someone With Mass]

What about Tali, the sexiest quarian in the galaxy?

[uhdnrt]

Thelacan wrote...

Calculatrice wrote...


But much sweeter. Any fanfics of them in bed after? I find those very sweet.

Aw crap. I remember there are like tons of such, but can't remember any of them at the moment...

When will later come, this is actually quite sweet, on it's own style.

Done and Done, and I did this one.

Modifié par uhdnrt, 10 juillet 2010 - 02:39 .

[nitefyre410]

Someone With Mass wrote...

What about Tali, the sexiest quarian in the galaxy?

  

ever notice  Tali  has  um... thicker build than most Quarian  women not that i am complain  she must get it from her momma. Most cushion for that loonnnngg nights in the captains cabin  

[Someone With Mass]

Hmm...I'd say it's the suit.

[nitefyre410]

Someone With Mass wrote...


Hmm...I'd say it's the suit.

 


Bah  suit .. why to rain  on my parade... Oh well still love her    might have to cook her an extra help of  Qua-Turain   food... its like Tex-Mex but for Quarians and  Turians  

Modifié par nitefyre410, 10 juillet 2010 - 02:57 .

[Calculatrice]

Keelah Se'Lai, it's productivity time.



Dat suit.

[Tairis Deamhan]

Morning Tali thread. Slow Saturday it seems.

[nitefyre410]

Morning.. yeah it is a tad slow but damn Music Choice is Rocking off this morning ...I am getting ready to write my Normandy Crew night on the town scene.

[Ormagodenator]

is anyone still here?

[Tairis Deamhan]

We dwell. Quietly.

[nitefyre410]

   Stealth mode activated     




 

[Ormagodenator]

goodmorning then