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[RobotNixon]

Titanium Man wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Well, I have been contacted by a person on this board to troll this thread.

To which I said, "F*ck you, I'm not your personal army. Also,

What's up T-Thread?

spoken like a true channer :V

Never posted there in my life.

[RobotNixon]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Well, I have been contacted by a person on this board to troll this thread.

To which I said, "F*ck you, I'm not your personal army. Also,

What's up T-Thread?

The contacted you to troll here...
Interesting. They must be running out of people if they're recruiting our own

They found me on the Steam Forums.

Didn't realize it was the same person lol.

[Phil725]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...
*snip*
yeah, the only one i didn't intentionally lose was zaeed in my first playthrough during the bubble part i had him lead the second squad. now though any playthrough i want to carry through has everyone alive because it pisses me off when i lose good people, even if they may not actually live through to the next installment
*glares at mordin and thane*
old bastard and mr my lungs suck....

Mordin's actually only 30 something I believe.  Its been stated that the listing of his age at 51 or whatever is the human equivalent or some other retconn-y explanation.  Regardless of the reasoning, him dying soon shouldn't be a problem.

so the 50 is in... like... dog years?

More or less, it explains why Grunt is listed at 18 as well, as that's his equivalent, though it does nothing to explain Samara's 600.  I just accept it as a retcon and I'm happy I don't have to worry about Mordin dying personally.

[Phil725]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...
*snip*

Those eyes

[BigKahuna25]

RobotNixon wrote...

Well, I have been contacted by a person on this board to troll this thread.

To which I said, "F*ck you, I'm not your personal army. Also,

What's up T-Thread?

not much old buddy but i have entered into convos about mordin's oldness and the odds of actually beating the reapers.

[Hicrodonma]

You're not the only one with connection issues Jones. I thought internet sucked in Iraq. Well it's complete s**t in Kuwait.

[Titanium Man]

RobotNixon wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Well, I have been contacted by a person on this board to troll this thread.

To which I said, "F*ck you, I'm not your personal army. Also,

What's up T-Thread?

spoken like a true channer :V

Never posted there in my life.

I don't either, but I recognize the reference.

Anyway I just beat ME2 and nerdrage slushes through my veins since Grunt got killed.

[RobotNixon]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...
They found me on the Steam Forums.

They're recruiting on steam? Jeez they have no lives... Why should they care what we think?

They don't understand true lulz. Their kind are a blight upon the Galaxy.

[BigKahuna25]

Phil725 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...
*snip*
yeah, the only one i didn't intentionally lose was zaeed in my first playthrough during the bubble part i had him lead the second squad. now though any playthrough i want to carry through has everyone alive because it pisses me off when i lose good people, even if they may not actually live through to the next installment
*glares at mordin and thane*
old bastard and mr my lungs suck....

Mordin's actually only 30 something I believe.  Its been stated that the listing of his age at 51 or whatever is the human equivalent or some other retconn-y explanation.  Regardless of the reasoning, him dying soon shouldn't be a problem.

so the 50 is in... like... dog years?

More or less, it explains why Grunt is listed at 18 as well, as that's his equivalent, though it does nothing to explain Samara's 600.  I just accept it as a retcon and I'm happy I don't have to worry about Mordin dying personally.

well i understand how grunt is BIOLOGICALLY like 18 even if he's at most a week old or so, but if mordin's age isn't actually 50 in the conventional sense that he should die pretty soon then bioware should really get their sh*t together on their aging conventions...

[Lividity Jones]

Hicrodonma wrote...

You're not the only one with connection issues Jones. I thought internet sucked in Iraq. Well it's complete s**t in Kuwait.

Do rats chew on your ethernet cables?

Seriously, I didn't even know I had rats.

Now the thing is taped together and I have to wait until I can get a new cable.

Until then, I have no idea when I can get chapter five up.

[BigKahuna25]

Hicrodonma wrote...

You're not the only one with connection issues Jones. I thought internet sucked in Iraq. Well it's complete s**t in Kuwait.

wait... the internet is better in iraq than kuwait? those a*sholes didn't even get invaded this time. stupid F*cking kuwait...

[FsDxRAGE]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Hicrodonma wrote...

You're not the only one with connection issues Jones. I thought internet sucked in Iraq. Well it's complete s**t in Kuwait.

wait... the internet is better in iraq than kuwait? those a*sholes didn't even get invaded this time. stupid F*cking kuwait...

[Hicrodonma]

Jones I'd kill for an ethernet connection even rat chewed. I get sh*tty wireless from a sat connection. Also happy birthday to me. I wish it was in the states but oh well. It's not in Iraq.

[RobotNixon]

Hicrodonma wrote...

Jones I'd kill for an ethernet connection even rat chewed. I get sh*tty wireless from a sat connection. Also happy birthday to me. I wish it was in the states but oh well. It's not in Iraq.

Thank you for what you're doing.

Come home safe.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 11 juillet 2010 - 01:44 .

[Lividity Jones]

Hicrodonma wrote...

Jones I'd kill for an ethernet connection even rat chewed. I get sh*tty wireless from a sat connection. Also happy birthday to me. I wish it was in the states but oh well. It's not in Iraq.

Point taken.

Happy birthday, by the way.

Stay safe.

[BigKahuna25]

Hicrodonma wrote...

Jones I'd kill for an ethernet connection even rat chewed. I get sh*tty wireless from a sat connection. Also happy birthday to me. I wish it was in the states but oh well. It's not in Iraq.

b-day? happy b-day dude! someone serving their country shouldn't go without birthday well-wishes from the tali thread whichever country it may be you're serving (unless you're, like taliban or whatever.) anyway, hope they get better satellite connection there.

Modifié par BigKahuna25, 11 juillet 2010 - 01:53 .

[Hicrodonma]

Okay first I'd like to say thank you Nixon. Second I feel really weird every time someone tells me thank you. But meh.

[FsDxRAGE]

happy birthday Hicro

[Titanium Man]

Shepard's adventures with the Grand Galactic Inquisitor on Illium continue.

***

The turian tried a casual shrug.  "If you're hurting for things to do, maybe after work we could...catch a vid or something?"

The quarian sitting across from him waved her hand, dismissing the matter.  "Oh, that's sweet.  But I'm okay.  A little dry spell isn't going to kill me."

"We could watch Fleet and Flotilla."  The turian leaned over his drink, studying the glass and the green liquid housed within.  "It got awards for its portrayal of, um...turian and quarian relationships."

The quarian must not have processed that.  "Anyway," she interrupted, with a bit of sultry flair, "if worst comes to worst..."  She waved her hand over her chest, indiciating the area between her legs.  "I did have the...nerve stimulation program built into my suit."

"And I hear that the love scenes are...what?"

"Oh yeah," the quarian said.  "Standard equipment for any responsible adult."  Her omni-tool appeared, and her fingers lurked over the buttons.  "Here, let me fire it up..."

"This is getting hot."

The quarian gasped, and craned her neck around to notice the tall alien looming over the booth she and the turian were occupying.  "Uh, excuse me?  Private con-ver-say-tion?"

The alien shone his red light at the quarian's visor.  "IGNORE ME!"

"Get over here!"  Shepard yanked the Grand Galactic Inquisitor over to his side by tugging on his arm.  "I'm sorry for causing you any trouble," he said to the quarian.

"Then keep your friend on a leash," the turian said.

Shepard's eyes narrowed.  "I'll do that once your friend stops talking about masturbating in public."  Without waiting for a response, he turned around and walked off, dragging the Inquisitor with him.

"Continue talking about masturbation normally!" the Inquisitor shouted.

"Shut UP," Shepard demanded.

Modifié par Titanium Man, 11 juillet 2010 - 01:58 .

[Lividity Jones]

Suddenly, repost!


Shepard: And... Fire.

*Tali lets loose with the Revenant, the majority of the high-velocity rounds missing their intended target set up at one end of the Cargo Bay. Tali fumes under her mask, turning to Shepard.*

Tali: I really don't know how you use this thing. It's so innaccurate! Keelah, it's like it was built to miss!

*Shepard moves closer to Tali, holding his armored body up to hers as his hands join hers on the rifle.*

Shepard: It's not a very accurate weapon, true. But it makes up for it in firepower.

*Shepard's eyes move down the makeshift targeting range, Tali following his gaze. Shepard whispers into her audio enhancers.*

Shepard: Your target is at long range. The trick at long ranges with the M-6 is to aim for the midsection and move down to compensate for the muzzle climb. Otherwise, you'll end up spraying rounds everywhere.

*Tali aims down the sight of the weapon, no small task considering her visor. Shepard's finger brushes her's at the trigger.*

Shepard: You just have to move with it. Ready?

*Tali nods, the soft fabric of her veil brushing against Shepard's cheek.*

Shepard: Aim...

*Shepard feels Tali's fingers curl around the trigger, his own pushing gently on top of hers.*

Shepard: Fire.

*Tali squeezes the trigger, letting the mass-accelerated rounds fly through the air in bright streaks of light as Shepard pushes the weapon down with her to compensate for the muzzle climb. Tali stops, examing the bullet-ridden target at the far end. Shepard deftly ejects the heat sink as Tali turns her silver eyes to him and smiles.*

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 11 juillet 2010 - 01:58 .

[BigKahuna25]

Titanium Man wrote...

Shepard's adventures with the Grand Galactic Inquisitor on Illium continue.

***

The turian tried a casual shrug.  "If you're hurting for things to do, maybe after work we could...catch a vid or something?"

The quarian sitting across from him waved her hand, dismissing the matter.  "Oh, that's sweet.  But I'm okay.  A little dry spell isn't going to kill me."

"We could watch Fleet and Flotilla."  The turian leaned over his drink, studying the glass and the green liquid housed within.  "It got awards for its portrayal of, um...turian and quarian relationships."

The quarian must not have processed that.  "Anyway," she interrupted, with a bit of sultry flair, "if worst comes to worst..."  She waved her hand over her chest, indiciating the area between her legs.  "I did have the...nerve stimulation program built into my suit."

"And I hear that the love scenes are...what?"

"Oh yeah," the quarian said.  "Standard equipment for any responsible adult."  Her omni-tool appeared, and her fingers lurked over the buttons.  "Here, let me fire it up..."

"This is getting hot."

The quarian gasped, and craned her neck around to notice the tall alien looming over the booth she and the turian were occupying.  "Uh, excuse me?  Private con-ver-say-tion?"

The alien shone his red light at the quarian's visor.  "IGNORE ME!"

"Get over here!"  Shepard yanked the Grand Galactic Inquisitor over to his side by tugging on his arm.  "I'm sorry for causing you any trouble," he said to the quarian.

"Then keep your friend on a leash," the turian said.

Shepard's eyes narrowed.  "I'll do that once your friend stops talking about masturbating in public."  Without waiting for a response, he turned around and walked off, dragging the Inquisitor with him.

"Continue talking about masturbation normally!" the Inquisitor shouted.

"Shut UP," Shepard demanded.

anyways... i was spanking it to some japanese teen hooker and.... oh wait.. .you weren't being serious? my bad.

[RobotNixon]

Hicrodonma wrote...

Okay first I'd like to say thank you Nixon. Second I feel really weird every time someone tells me thank you. But meh.

You might just be doing your job, but it's a job few will do willingly.

[Hicrodonma]

Thanks you guys. But unfortunately I must go now. Farewell I shall speak to you all again from a different country soon.