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Lividity Jones wrote...

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Obviously, Cerberus employs utter morons.


Oh, no ****.

Really?

What gave them away?

The constant, and I mean constant, failed experiments?

The racist jackasses they employ?


Tried to revive a dreaded insect alien race that almost wiped out all life in the galaxy.  Check.

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Kikaimegami wrote...

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i find the fact that the reaper wasn't already in its current state before the firing of the klendagon rift gun is idiotic. the chance of hitting a target that small at interstellar distances if it has the ability to move itself is exactly zero. not to mention finding where the shot came from and where it was going by a big rift on an orbiting rotating planet are also pretty much zero...

They could have also found a way to temporarily disable it so they could actually hit the thing. There's no way of knowing.

if by "temporarily" you mean for a few years AT LEAST then i may believe you.

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See, what I want to do, is after dropping TIM like a bad habit in ME2, when I get to ME3 I team up with the quarians, the geth, the rachni, and the krogans, and tell the rest of the galaxy to suck it. We'll kick Reaper ass our own goddamned selves and save all of your worthless hides, ya jackasses.

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

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A very good point.

Tali has lines she doesn't cross. She doesn't compromise herself for Shepard, nor does she have to.

A very interesting view in regards to the issue...


Which is why I like her so much.

Ash can be swayed. Liara is all about sex when you talk to her... Miranda is extremely insecure, and I hate babying her. Jack... well... actually, I love Jack. A lot. She's like the crazy little sis I never wanted, but I'm glad I have. But even she can be bent.

Tali? No. Tali doesn't change. She argues wtih you. She stands up to you and she doesnt' back down. She acts like Shepard's equal. Shepard is better than Ash, Liara, Miranda, and Jack, they all look to him for leadership and guidance, and while Tali does that too, she also isn't afraid to tell him like it is.

I dont' just love that, I can also respect that. That's important to me.


Indeed.

People overreact to her demeanor in her romance when she is, as a whole, the opposite.

She is strong, resolute, firm, and unwavering.

Yet she still stammers and babbles around the man of her dreams.

Ah, l'amour...

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TEAM GALACTIC REJECTS IS A GO FOR KICKING REAPER TENTACLED ASS

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Obviously, Cerberus employs utter morons.


Oh, no ****.

Really?

What gave them away?

The constant, and I mean constant, failed experiments?

The racist jackasses they employ?

We should make an itemized list of Cerberus failures. That would be awesome.


Better idea. The list of successes:

None.

There. Much shorter.

One could argue Lazarus was a success. It wasn't. The place was exploding, and they weren't even done fixing Shepard before the place went up in smoke...

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Obviously, Cerberus employs utter morons.


Oh, no ****.

Really?

What gave them away?

The constant, and I mean constant, failed experiments?

The racist jackasses they employ?

We should make an itemized list of Cerberus failures. That would be awesome.


Is... Is there enough room on the internet for that list?

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nitefyre410 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

i'd say the best weapon against a reaper would be an extremely high energy spinal mount laser. they use KINETIC barriers which would do absolutely nothing against lasers and any sort of point defense would be just as pointless. unless they have some EM shielding that we don't really know about...

  


given the  fact that they are  Eons  old I would not put past them but then a lot of people want to sell them shot. You gotta  think if they have been at this  Millions of years, we can't be the only ones to raise against them. Matter of fact were not one  race maid Mass Accelerator gun  who shell tore a canyon a  across   the entire southern hemisphere of a planet and that race still is well dead.   BTW thats  was one   BFG , with one BFS and that  Reaper still had enough life left in it  hold a Mass Effect flied  for  37 million years.. 

i find the fact that the reaper wasn't already in its current state before the firing of the klendagon rift gun is idiotic. the chance of hitting a target that small at interstellar distances if it has the ability to move itself is exactly zero. not to mention finding where the shot came from and where it was going by a big rift on an orbiting rotating planet are also pretty much zero...

  


i can agree with you on that  front hit the reaper was  statistical  miracle.  


Which means there is only 1 possible conclusion. The race that shot at that Reaper, did it out of spite. Hitting was just an added bonus before they were wiped out from existence.

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InHarmsWay wrote...

Is... Is there enough room on the internet for that list?

The real question is, would it cause a signularity to have it all in one place?

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Kikaimegami wrote...

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Hey, EDI is partially derived from Reaper tech and she's totally fine :crosses arms:

I'm not against using Reaper tech... I am against letting TIM have the Collector base.

  


And I got my Eye on her just in case too. and  Garrus he spends too much time   tuning those guns  thats not natural.  

When I am dealing with an enemy I hardly know anything about  beside fact i  Killed one... I take no chances.  


put then I am paranoid... 

Hell, I'm more worried about whoever thought it would be a gloriously awesome idea to put Legion in the AI Core. Seriously, did they get that suggestion from Kelly or something?

HEY WE FOUND THIS SENTIENT MACHINE LET'S PUT IT IN WITH THE BRAIN OF OUR OTHER SENTIENT MACHINE THAT'S TOTALLY A GREAT IDEA!

  

hey  two sentient machine minds  are better then one... ah ****..

well i might be that  bad unless your worried about Legion cheating on you with EDI     

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Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

A very good point.

Tali has lines she doesn't cross. She doesn't compromise herself for Shepard, nor does she have to.

A very interesting view in regards to the issue...


Which is why I like her so much.

Ash can be swayed. Liara is all about sex when you talk to her... Miranda is extremely insecure, and I hate babying her. Jack... well... actually, I love Jack. A lot. She's like the crazy little sis I never wanted, but I'm glad I have. But even she can be bent.

Tali? No. Tali doesn't change. She argues wtih you. She stands up to you and she doesnt' back down. She acts like Shepard's equal. Shepard is better than Ash, Liara, Miranda, and Jack, they all look to him for leadership and guidance, and while Tali does that too, she also isn't afraid to tell him like it is.

I dont' just love that, I can also respect that. That's important to me.


Indeed.

People overreact to her demeanor in her romance when she is, as a whole, the opposite.

She is strong, resolute, firm, and unwavering.

Yet she still stammers and babbles around the man of her dreams.

Ah, l'amour...


Tali is a contradiction in every possible sense.

She's an epic badass one moment, then babbling like a nervous schoolgirl the next.

I wouldn't want it any other way. <3<3<3

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Kikaimegami wrote...

See, what I want to do, is after dropping TIM like a bad habit in ME2, when I get to ME3 I team up with the quarians, the geth, the rachni, and the krogans, and tell the rest of the galaxy to suck it. We'll kick Reaper ass our own goddamned selves and save all of your worthless hides, ya jackasses.


According to the Codex, Omega was like a second Citadel. It was just fate that made it into a slum. Im wondering..Where are the Keepers on Omega? What secrets does Omega hold? Like the Citadel, it was used as a hub for all life in the galaxy. I wonder if anybody left anything for us.

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Question.

Does anyone happen to know the theme song Buddha wrote for The Voyage of the Paus?

Or at least a page where he might have posted it?

I need it for... research.

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

A very good point.

Tali has lines she doesn't cross. She doesn't compromise herself for Shepard, nor does she have to.

A very interesting view in regards to the issue...


Which is why I like her so much.

Ash can be swayed. Liara is all about sex when you talk to her... Miranda is extremely insecure, and I hate babying her. Jack... well... actually, I love Jack. A lot. She's like the crazy little sis I never wanted, but I'm glad I have. But even she can be bent.

Tali? No. Tali doesn't change. She argues wtih you. She stands up to you and she doesnt' back down. She acts like Shepard's equal. Shepard is better than Ash, Liara, Miranda, and Jack, they all look to him for leadership and guidance, and while Tali does that too, she also isn't afraid to tell him like it is.

I dont' just love that, I can also respect that. That's important to me.


Indeed.

People overreact to her demeanor in her romance when she is, as a whole, the opposite.

She is strong, resolute, firm, and unwavering.

Yet she still stammers and babbles around the man of her dreams.

Ah, l'amour...


Tali is a contradiction in every possible sense.

She's an epic badass one moment, then babbling like a nervous schoolgirl the next.

I wouldn't want it any other way. <3<3<3


Tali's immune system is shotguns.

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nitefyre410 wrote...

hey  two sentient machine minds  are better then one... ah ****..

well i might be that  bad unless your worried about Legion cheating on you with EDI     



Nah, EDI is Joker's lovemuffin.

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The Ascension project was nearly successful.

But then it ended up crashing and burning in a gigantic ball of fail.

Having the assault betrayed from within only punctuated the growing hilarity afforded by Cerberus' highly equipped commandos being curb-stomped by a little girl.

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Just_mike wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

See, what I want to do, is after dropping TIM like a bad habit in ME2, when I get to ME3 I team up with the quarians, the geth, the rachni, and the krogans, and tell the rest of the galaxy to suck it. We'll kick Reaper ass our own goddamned selves and save all of your worthless hides, ya jackasses.


According to the Codex, Omega was like a second Citadel. It was just fate that made it into a slum. Im wondering..Where are the Keepers on Omega? What secrets does Omega hold? Like the Citadel, it was used as a hub for all life in the galaxy. I wonder if anybody left anything for us.

And then we discover that the Vorcha actually originated on Omega, were the Keepers for Omega, and went totally friggin haywire.

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nitefyre410 wrote...
i can agree with you on that  front hit the reaper was  statistical  miracle.  

as was (as i mentioned) them finding BOTH the gun and the target. the shot could've literally come from ANY distance (see the guy on the citadel explaining isaac newton) could've suffered any number of gravitational course alterations from things along the projectile's flight path, and could've come from literally ANY angle due to the aforementioned rotation and orbit of the planet around its sun as well as the movement of the sun in the galaxy... this is one of the cases where i just cannot have enough suspension of disbelief for the situation. not if i added it all up over a million years.

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Kikaimegami wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

hey  two sentient machine minds  are better then one... ah ****..

well i might be that  bad unless your worried about Legion cheating on you with EDI    

Nah, EDI is Joker's lovemuffin.


But EDI and Legion have already had robo-intercourse. Remember when Legion "accessed" EDI? "SIZE OF A GALACTIC ARM"?

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Just_mike wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

i'd say the best weapon against a reaper would be an extremely high energy spinal mount laser. they use KINETIC barriers which would do absolutely nothing against lasers and any sort of point defense would be just as pointless. unless they have some EM shielding that we don't really know about...

  


given the  fact that they are  Eons  old I would not put past them but then a lot of people want to sell them shot. You gotta  think if they have been at this  Millions of years, we can't be the only ones to raise against them. Matter of fact were not one  race maid Mass Accelerator gun  who shell tore a canyon a  across   the entire southern hemisphere of a planet and that race still is well dead.   BTW thats  was one   BFG , with one BFS and that  Reaper still had enough life left in it  hold a Mass Effect flied  for  37 million years.. 

i find the fact that the reaper wasn't already in its current state before the firing of the klendagon rift gun is idiotic. the chance of hitting a target that small at interstellar distances if it has the ability to move itself is exactly zero. not to mention finding where the shot came from and where it was going by a big rift on an orbiting rotating planet are also pretty much zero...

  


i can agree with you on that  front hit the reaper was  statistical  miracle.  


Which means there is only 1 possible conclusion. The race that shot at that Reaper, did it out of spite. Hitting was just an added bonus before they were wiped out from existence.

  

Which should tell you a gun that powerful was just a  Fcuk you before we die shot , yeah I am not putting my money big guns this time around  

#228446
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El-Destructo wrote...

The Ascension project was nearly successful.
But then it ended up crashing and burning in a gigantic ball of fail.
Having the assault betrayed from within only punctuated the growing hilarity afforded by Cerberus' highly equipped commandos being curb-stomped by a little girl.


Hell, just look at Jacob and Miranda. They're both just as stupid and useless.

Jacob is either a compulsive liar, or ignorant, or both. And Miranda? A stuck up **** with family issues...

I mean... these are the kind of people Cerberus uses... these two are probably thier top operatives!

What does that tell you?

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

See, what I want to do, is after dropping TIM like a bad habit in ME2, when I get to ME3 I team up with the quarians, the geth, the rachni, and the krogans, and tell the rest of the galaxy to suck it. We'll kick Reaper ass our own goddamned selves and save all of your worthless hides, ya jackasses.


According to the Codex, Omega was like a second Citadel. It was just fate that made it into a slum. Im wondering..Where are the Keepers on Omega? What secrets does Omega hold? Like the Citadel, it was used as a hub for all life in the galaxy. I wonder if anybody left anything for us.

And then we discover that the Vorcha actually originated on Omega, were the Keepers for Omega, and went totally friggin haywire.


Maybe Omega is a gigantic space-cannon. But that reminds me, the Citadel is a gigantic mass relay. Where does it go?

#228448
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Just_mike wrote...

But EDI and Legion have already had robo-intercourse. Remember when Legion "accessed" EDI? "SIZE OF A GALACTIC ARM"?

Hey, that's how he rolls.

And by that I mean the geth practice polygamy.

Extensively.

#228449
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Just_mike wrote...

Maybe Omega is a gigantic space-cannon. But that reminds me, the Citadel is a gigantic mass relay. Where does it go?

Dark space. That's why the Reapers are now late for the party.

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I just finished a new one-shot

Normandy Crash Site

Shepard starts to fall apart emotionally as he searches through the crash site. Only his quarian love can bring him back from the brink.

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