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[nitefyre410]

Kikaimegami wrote...

El-Destructo wrote...

EDI and Legion do the mechanical version of asari mind sex. XD

And have baby AIs?

Actually, no, wait. That would be awesome. And cute.

  

Joker: EDI could you give  3% more thrust on the  engine 4 

EDI:  One moment Joker  

Baby AI ... Mama  

EDI: Legion  you lazy piece of  Slag i am trying to work take care of your  Bytes.  you worthless platform 

Joker: What the ****... thats joke right. 

EDI:  *sigh* No Jeff  sadly it is not 

Joker: 

[Alphyn]

Kikaimegami wrote...
....teenage Legion!

...and on the third day, Teenage Legion shall rise again.

I'm so going to hell.

[Titanium Man]

nickFury wrote...
THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR DEMANDS MORE FICS! DO NOT ACQUIESCE TO MY PREVIOUS REQUEST!

You are all right in my book, son.  Another part is swinging your way just for you.

[Kikaimegami]

Collider wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

You know Legion would name one of them Shepard.

You know he would.

Little Shepard Jr.

Cute overload.

And somehow it'd end up having Shepard's voice.

Legion: It is not socially acceptable to hack into crewmember's extranet bookmarks. Perhaps you should apologize to Moreau-Pilot.
Shepard AI: ....I should go.

[Collider]

Legion = Geth Messiah???

[RiptideX1090]

Epic D'awwwww, Jones!

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Epic D'awwwww, Jones!

I was afraid nobody would catch the reference.

Gonna save that one 'till Buddha jumps on.

[BigKahuna25]

nickFury wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

So now my goal is to get the Kasumi and Overlord DLCs and play them, even though the contuinity on them is now screwy :V I might redo the final level. Eventually. For now I will bask in my glory...and start playing Jade Empire.

THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR DEMANDS MORE FICS! DO NOT ACQUIESCE TO MY PREVIOUS REQUEST!

[nickFury]

[quote]Titanium Man wrote...

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You are all right in my book, son.  Another part is swinging your way just for you.

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Keep it going you have almost limitless material to work with, and none of the chapters has failed to make me laugh out loud yet.

[BigKahuna25]

i'd have gotten that up faster if my computer wasn't a worthless piece of sh*t that if it wasn't my only one i'd have gone all office space on it years ago.

[Kikaimegami]

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!

Tali: Keelah...

Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.

Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

[Collider]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

Haha, I could totally see Tali saying that.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*Tali enters the Captain's Cabin, Shepard quickly shutting off the vid screen as he sits up from lounging on the bed.*

Shepard: Hey, beautiful.

*Tali turns to the vid screen, raising a brow under her visor.*

Tali: What were you watching?

Shepard: Nothing.

*Tali crosses her arms over her chest as she leans on her back foot.*

Shepard: I wasn't watching anything!

*Tali's omni-tool flares to life.*

Tali: Do I need to turn it back on?

*Shepard sighs before turning the screen back on, a catchy theme song playing.*

Singer: Fly far, Paus, pride of the Migrant Fleet... Dashing captain, courageous crew... Plucky young engineer, too...

Tali: Is this...?

Shepard: Yeah. A friend of mine used to get me pirated copies of the episodes when I lived on Mindoir. I watched them all the time.

*Tali joins Shepard on the bed, nestling in next to him as they lay together watching the opening theme.*

Tali: I haven't seen this in years... Why didn't you tell me you had it around?

Shepard: Well... I kind of thought it was a little... dorky.

Tali: Dorky? Shepard... I named by drone after Chiktikka. I think I have you beat on that one.

Shepard: Well... Chiktikka was always my favorite.

Words can not describe my approval properly, therefore I shall be using emoticons.

((I like ninjas))

[FsDxRAGE]

evening

*looks at clock*

morning

[Titanium Man]

Okay, I miscalculated how much time I had left.  I can't make another part tonight, but more will definitely come tomorrow.  I want to run into that Conrad fella and see if I can do anything with that.

[Phil725]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*Tali enters the Captain's Cabin, Shepard quickly shutting off the vid screen as he sits up from lounging on the bed.*

Shepard: Hey, beautiful.

*Tali turns to the vid screen, raising a brow under her visor.*

Tali: What were you watching?

Shepard: Nothing.

*Tali crosses her arms over her chest as she leans on her back foot.*

Shepard: I wasn't watching anything!

*Tali's omni-tool flares to life.*

Tali: Do I need to turn it back on?

*Shepard sighs before turning the screen back on, a catchy theme song playing.*

Singer: Fly far, Paus, pride of the Migrant Fleet... Dashing captain, courageous crew... Plucky young engineer, too...

Tali: Is this...?

Shepard: Yeah. A friend of mine used to get me pirated copies of the episodes when I lived on Mindoir. I watched them all the time.

*Tali joins Shepard on the bed, nestling in next to him as they lay together watching the opening theme.*

Tali: I haven't seen this in years... Why didn't you tell me you had it around?

Shepard: Well... I kind of thought it was a little... dorky.

Tali: Dorky? Shepard... I named by drone after Chiktikka. I think I have you beat on that one.

Shepard: Well... Chiktikka was always my favorite.

I like it

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

Creepy. . . on so many levels.

[nickFury]

Titanium Man wrote...

Okay, I miscalculated how much time I had left.  I can't make another part tonight, but more will definitely come tomorrow.  I want to run into that Conrad fella and see if I can do anything with that.

Grunt: Hmmm this is...acceptable.

[Alphyn]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

Tali: They grew up and had an abomination of all things holy. They die of shame. The end.

Shepard AI:

[RobotNixon]

cannedcream wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

Creepy. . . on so many levels.

You want creepy? Let's get creepy. :happy:

[Kikaimegami]

cannedcream wrote...



Creepy. . . on so many levels.

Yes, I am!

[cannedcream]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

evening
*looks at clock*
morning

Still evening over here for another hour.
. . .Well, 48 minutes.

[Kikaimegami]

RobotNixon wrote...

You want creepy? Let's get creepy. :happy:

Oh hell no.

Unless it involves Xen getting her cranium ventilated at the end.

[Kikaimegami]

Alphyn wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

Tali: They grew up and had an abomination of all things holy. They die of shame. The end.

Shepard AI:

That gif... that goddamned gif... That cracks me right the hell up.

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...

cannedcream wrote...



Creepy. . . on so many levels.

Yes, I am!

Yes but your creepiness is a side effect of your adorable drunkenness.