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[Titanium Man]

nickFury wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Okay, I miscalculated how much time I had left.  I can't make another part tonight, but more will definitely come tomorrow.  I want to run into that Conrad fella and see if I can do anything with that.

Grunt: Hmmm this is...acceptable.

Gruuuuuuuuuunt ;_;  My manly tears cascade in the wake of your sacrifice!

[BigKahuna25]

well... i think i'm spent for tonight. more of my lovely presence.... sometime tonight. seeing that (as rage pointed out) its technically morning here already.

[FsDxRAGE]

anyone know where GuardianAngel and Sergio went?

[nitefyre410]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

 

Shepherd AI:  Auntie Jack where do  AI's come from...

Jack:   Oh **** no...  CHEERLEADERS GET YOUR PRISSY ASS IN HERE DEAL WITH THIS. 

Miranda:  Jack what is your issue this time

Jack : Go ahead brat ask  the cheerleader what you asked me.  

Shepherd AI: Where do  AI comes from? 

Miranda: **** it   The illusive man does not pay enough for this ... MORDIN!!!   
 

[Orion1836]

Lividity Jones wrote...

*Tali enters the Captain's Cabin, Shepard quickly shutting off the vid screen as he sits up from lounging on the bed.*

Shepard: Hey, beautiful.

*Tali turns to the vid screen, raising a brow under her visor.*

Tali: What were you watching?

Shepard: Nothing.

*Tali crosses her arms over her chest as she leans on her back foot.*

Shepard: I wasn't watching anything!

*Tali's omni-tool flares to life.*

Tali: Do I need to turn it back on?

*Shepard sighs before turning the screen back on, a catchy theme song playing.*

Singer: Fly far, Paus, pride of the Migrant Fleet... Dashing captain, courageous crew... Plucky young engineer, too...

Tali: Is this...?

Shepard: Yeah. A friend of mine used to get me pirated copies of the episodes when I lived on Mindoir. I watched them all the time.

*Tali joins Shepard on the bed, nestling in next to him as they lay together watching the opening theme.*

Tali: I haven't seen this in years... Why didn't you tell me you had it around?

Shepard: Well... I kind of thought it was a little... dorky.

Tali: Dorky? Shepard... I named by drone after Chiktikka. I think I have you beat on that one.

Shepard: Well... Chiktikka was always my favorite.

This is awesome 

You know, since we've pretty much decided that the Paus is a fictional Quarian starship and Chiktikka is its plucky young engineer, I *really* hope they don't put a codex entry saysing something else like it's the Quarian patron ancestor of whatever...

Someone needs to send Nuke's fics to Bioware.

[cannedcream]

RobotNixon wrote...

You want creepy? Let's get creepy. :happy:

No. . . no, I'm good.

[nitefyre410]

Titanium Man wrote...

nickFury wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Okay, I miscalculated how much time I had left.  I can't make another part tonight, but more will definitely come tomorrow.  I want to run into that Conrad fella and see if I can do anything with that.

Grunt: Hmmm this is...acceptable.

Gruuuuuuuuuunt ;_;  My manly tears cascade in the wake of your sacrifice!

  

Dude you forgot your green spandex and random sunset  beach

[RobotNixon]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

You want creepy? Let's get creepy. :happy:

Oh hell no.

Unless it involves Xen getting her cranium ventilated at the end.

Muwahahahahahaaaaa...

[Alphyn]

Kikaimegami wrote...

That gif... that goddamned gif... That cracks me right the hell up.

Well, if I was a horrible baby Shepard AI who bugged Auntie Tali every single damn second of her godforsaken life, I'd react like that too.

[RiptideX1090]

RobotNixon wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

Creepy. . . on so many levels.

You want creepy? Let's get creepy. :happy:

I can make it REALLY creepy, really fast.

Any takers?

[Kikaimegami]

RobotNixon wrote...

Muwahahahahahaaaaa...

You're a bad man.

[cannedcream]

nitefyre410 wrote...


Shepherd AI:  Auntie Jack where do  AI's come from...

Jack:   Oh **** no...  CHEERLEADERS GET YOUR PRISSY ASS IN HERE DEAL WITH THIS. 

Miranda:  Jack what is your issue this time

Jack : Go ahead brat ask  the cheerleader what you asked me.  

Shepherd AI: Where do  AI comes from? 

Miranda: **** it   The illusive man does not pay enough for this ... MORDIN!!!   
 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[Kikaimegami]

Alphyn wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

That gif... that goddamned gif... That cracks me right the hell up.

Well, if I was a horrible baby Shepard AI who bugged Auntie Tali every single damn second of her godforsaken life, I'd react like that too.

But.. but... he loves his auntie Tali

[Kikaimegami]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Shepard AI: *from Tali's station in Engineering* Auntie Tali! Auntie Tali!
Tali: Keelah...
Shepard AI: Tell me a story, auntie Tali.
Tali: Once upon a time there was a very annoying geth in love with a ridiculously exasperating cyberwarefare AI...

 

Shepherd AI:  Auntie Jack where do  AI's come from...

Jack:   Oh **** no...  CHEERLEADERS GET YOUR PRISSY ASS IN HERE DEAL WITH THIS. 

Miranda:  Jack what is your issue this time

Jack : Go ahead brat ask  the cheerleader what you asked me.  

Shepherd AI: Where do  AI comes from? 

Miranda: **** it   The illusive man does not pay enough for this ... MORDIN!!!   
 

I keep trying to think up what Mordin would say and it keeps getting funnier each time.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


I can make it REALLY creepy, really fast.

Any takers?

No! Dear keelah, no!

[BigKahuna25]

go f*ck yourself san diego.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I can make it REALLY creepy, really fast.

Any takers?

Will your brand of creepy crush my soul like RobotNixon's would?

[Titanium Man]

Shepard AI: Auntie Tali?

Tali: (sighs) Yes, what is it?

Shepard AI: Who is this?

Grand Galactic Inquisitor: IGNORE ME!

Tali: ...nobody.  Just don't talk to him.

[Orion1836]

Why does the humping robot from Robot Chicken come to mind when you guys mention Legion and EDI doing it? I just see Legion going to town in the AI Core.

[Alphyn]

Kikaimegami wrote...
But.. but... he loves his auntie Tali

I'm sure he does... that's what makes it so sad. D:

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...
I keep trying to think up what Mordin would say and it keeps getting funnier each time.

I get the strong sensation that he would have a collection of vids and data files just for such an occasion.

[RobotNixon]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I can make it REALLY creepy, really fast.

Any takers?

I'll bite.

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I can make it REALLY creepy, really fast.

Any takers?

Will your brand of creepy crush my soul like RobotNixon's would?

I dont' know.

[Collider]

Let's stay away from creepy. Please.

[Alphyn]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I can make it REALLY creepy, really fast.

Any takers?

I'll do it!