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nitefyre410 wrote...
If we get a new antagonist I need him to be EVIL.. pure EVIL... no mercy, redeeming qualities like the **** Col. from Inglorious Bastards. Like the Dude from Avatar i am talking kick you 90 year grand mother evil. i am talking Gendo Hikari Like a Boss evil
NuclearBuddha wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
Hey Buddha, where's that GLORIOUS image macro?
Niceral wrote...
Da Fonz is cool, do you know who da Fonz is?RiptideX1090 wrote...
Now, now... come on. Don't be that way!
No reason we can't be cool.
Niceral wrote...
Da Fonz is cool, do you know who da Fonz is?RiptideX1090 wrote...
Now, now... come on. Don't be that way!
No reason we can't be cool.
NuclearBuddha wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Forbidding in its size and bleak in its deserted aspect, the church loomed malignantly over the homes of its neglectful congregation. As we approached, Inspector Vakarian motioned for me to extinguish my lantern. In the resulting darkness a green and red phosphorescence, somewhat akin in appearance to the ignis fatuus, shewed with eerie lambency through the cracked panes of the edifice’s upper windows. As our eyes adjusted further, the glow seemed so strong as to suggest St. Elmo’s fire upon the steeple. The buzzing sound, replete with the awful suggestion of a source alien to the natural world, was once again audible, this time clearly resonating from within the supposedly abandoned place of worship. More terribly still, it seemed to be answered from various points in the starry sky, though what might be responding to that bizarre call was mercifully beyond our sight.
The door, boards clapped over it to emphasize the church’s desertion, required a small pry bar from the constable’s office to force before allowing us ingress to the darkened narthex. Only very faint lights sifted through cracks in the rotting door to the nave, and debris crunched softly underfoot as the inspector crept forward. A stalwart man, the inspector’s hand still shewed noticeable trembling as he pushed back the door allowing us full view of the interior.
The lights we had seen from outside seemed to be emitted by thick and foetid deposits of tarry stickiness that pooled in each desecrated ambry along the walls. Many of the pews were upended as if by considerable violence, and the iconography so beloved by those adhering to the Orthodox creed was scattered carelessly across the stone flags. A closer inspection of the nearest icons revealed that their subjects were blasphemies of the most abhorrent sort: saints in grisly torment, or depicted engaged in macabre acts with expressions of unholy glee. The altar was obscured by a tattered white curtain of gauze which seemed to ripple and billow at the slightest breath. Above, the groined arches of the ceiling were cracked and mouldering, and the vault above the altar had given way completely, leaving yawning blackness gaping beneath the steeple-spire. A noxious reek, half of rancid meat and half of some other unspeakable stench filled the air, setting both the inspector and I to fits of nauseated coughs. Miss Zorah, perhaps inured to such nasal difficulties by the frequent travails of her fragile health, sniffed keenly and seemed to shiver with fear or some other indefinable thrill.
Self-consciousness = negativity?RiptideX1090 wrote...
You have a truly self negative attitude.
You need Tali hugs. :happy:
Niceral wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
You have a truly self negative attitude.
You need Tali hugs. :happy:Self-consciousnessConstant Failure =negativitybutthurt?
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Miss Zorah, perhaps inured to such nasal difficulties by the frequent travails of her fragile health, sniffed keenly and seemed to shiver with fear or some other indefinable thrill.
RedTracer7 wrote...
nitefyre410 wrote...
If we get a new antagonist I need him to be EVIL.. pure EVIL... no mercy, redeeming qualities like the **** Col. from Inglorious Bastards. Like the Dude from Avatar i am talking kick you 90 year grand mother evil. i am talking Gendo Hikari Like a Boss evil
You literally want them to Kick the Dog.
Agreeable.
Modifié par mikethor007, 11 juillet 2010 - 06:52 .
RobotNixon wrote...
Niceral wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
You have a truly self negative attitude.
You need Tali hugs. :happy:Self-consciousnessConstant Failure =negativitybutthurt?
Why yes, how astute of you.
:lol:
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Phil725 wrote...
cannedcream wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Listening to Tali say "bubbles" was so freaking worth it though.
Tali taking a bubble bath would be freaking adorable...
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
I can see it in my head, and it is wonderful. <3<3<3<3<3<3
Glorious
Tali sitting there, playing with the bubbles... and playing with toy flotilla ships and a mall Normandy Toy.
God... the amount of DAWWWWWWWWW is truly transcendent.
mikethor007 wrote...
RedTracer7 wrote...
nitefyre410 wrote...
If we get a new antagonist I need him to be EVIL.. pure EVIL... no mercy, redeeming qualities like the **** Col. from Inglorious Bastards. Like the Dude from Avatar i am talking kick you 90 year grand mother evil. i am talking Gendo Hikari Like a Boss evil
You literally want them to Kick the Dog.
Agreeable.
Careful not to spawn this monster: Shoot The Shaggy Dog
Modifié par CptSkull, 11 juillet 2010 - 06:57 .
mikethor007 wrote...
RedTracer7 wrote...
You literally want them to Kick the Dog.
Agreeable.
Careful not to spawn this monster: Shoot The Shaggy Dog
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
LOL'd.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
RedTracer7 wrote...
nitefyre410 wrote...
If we get a new antagonist I need him to be EVIL.. pure EVIL... no mercy, redeeming qualities like the **** Col. from Inglorious Bastards. Like the Dude from Avatar i am talking kick you 90 year grand mother evil. i am talking Gendo Hikari Like a Boss evil
You literally want them to Kick the Dog.
Agreeable.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
cannedcream wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
Rip.
I love you.
Please save that one.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*snip*
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
Oh God... This isn't even plausible, and yet I d'aaawwwed like a little girl.
A little girl in a bonnet.
CptSkull wrote...
Dude, this blow my mind:
http://us.akinator.com/
It guesses what character you thinking of, by asking questions, I was thinking Tali and it got it right.
Lividity Jones wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#
Oh God... This isn't even plausible, and yet I d'aaawwwed like a little girl.
A little girl in a bonnet.
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