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#228801
mikethor007

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RobotNixon wrote...

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Dude, this blow my mind:
http://us.akinator.com/
It guesses what character you thinking of, by asking questions, I was thinking Tali and it got it right.


The first time he guessed, "Combine Soldier".

It took him 5 more questions to get Garrus Vakarian.


That thing almost didn't guess TIM. But then it nailed it on the 19th question...



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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Saved. <3


Awesome.

*brohug*

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RiptideX1090

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cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Saved. <3


Awesome.

*brohug*


*brohug*

I try to give as much D'awwwwww as I do perversion and pain. ^_^

It's more than most who are similar do. <_<

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RobotNixon

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Holy crap, that website correctly guessed Jim Raynor.

And Spike Spiegel.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 11 juillet 2010 - 07:04 .


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RedTracer7 wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...


If we get a new antagonist I need him to be EVIL.. pure EVIL... no mercy,  redeeming qualities like the  ****   Col. from  Inglorious Bastards.  Like the  Dude from Avatar  i am talking kick you 90 year grand mother evil.   i am talking Gendo Hikari Like a  Boss evil 


You literally want them to Kick the Dog.

Agreeable.


Careful not to spawn this monster: Shoot The Shaggy Dog


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 have to say I like that site it makes fun of a lot the plot devises we use but its not ****-ish or snide it just really funny 

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mikethor007 wrote...

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Nutrient Paste: The Breakfast of Champions.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

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Nutrient Paste: The Breakfast of Champions.


She's one Lean Mean Curvacious Love Machine Superbeing! :wizard:

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Lividity Jones wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...




Nutrient Paste: The Breakfast of Champions.


I feel strangely aroused...

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“Returned already have you, you chattering blights? Found one quickly, then,” a quavery voice echoed from the transept. With a squeal of unoiled axles, a wheelchair rolled into view, its thin, wasted occupant wrapped in a dingy blanket against the chill. Valiant holdouts of unkempt white hair lingered on his parchment-like pate, and the speaker wore dark glasses despite to the gloom in the church.

“Dr. Saleon, I presume,” the inspector growled, a righteous loathing filling his voice.

“I… I was called that once,” the wretched man in the wheelchair answered distractedly, rolling to a stop near a long-battered table clotted with gore and other unmentionable fragments. “You… are not… why are you…”

Inspector Vakarian, striding forward to apprehend the criminal, informed him heatedly that he was under arrest,  but the doctor held up palsied hands pleading for quiet. As the constable seized one of Dr. Saleon’s stick-like arms, the doctor finally resisted, and in the struggle the blanket slipped from his lap to the floor. Despite himself, the inspector recoiled at the sight of the doctor’s legs, which had been crudely severed mid-thigh and sutured with thick black thread. I pressed a hand to Miss Zorah’s veil to shield her from the sight, feeling the feverish heat of her skin beneath the thin cloth.

“Ah, an agent of the law, then,” the doctor sneered, suddenly seeming to find his voice, if not his composure. He tore away the dark glasses, uncovering blinded, horribly empty sockets. “As if your earthly punishments could constrain me any more than your earthly laws could constrain the advances of science! No, I have been punished quite enough, you fool, though pure science has always demanded such sacrifice. I say damn your petty justice and damn that madman Arterius and his lies for leaving me like this!”

“A man of my stature, confronted with some of the greatest advances to human knowledge within recorded history,” he shouted stridently, his mutilated face undergoing fantastic contortions in his fury, “only to become a prisoner and be reduced to the role of common butcher!” He indicated the scarred table near him, calling our attention to the surgical tools piled there. My stomach twisted terribly at the thought of how the villagers had described the excisions that had marked the bodies found by the seaside and how the desecrated church reeked with the smell of spoiled flesh. To what nightmarish purpose had the doctor lent his perverted expertise?

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#228810
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Hey guys, almost done with my ficlet on how spacer Shepard meets Tali for the first time... standby...

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NuclearBuddha

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Orion1836 wrote...
Hey guys, almost done with my ficlet on how spacer Shepard meets Tali for the first time... standby...

Excellent!

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RiptideX1090

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Hey guys, almost done with my ficlet on how spacer Shepard meets Tali for the first time... standby...

Excellent!


*quickly dyes hair white and chomps on a cigar*

I love it when a plan comes together.

#228813
mikethor007

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Orion1836 wrote...

Hey guys, almost done with my ficlet on how spacer Shepard meets Tali for the first time... standby...

YES!

#228814
Lividity Jones

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

“Returned already have you, you chattering blights? Found one quickly, then,” a quavery voice echoed from the transept. With a squeal of unoiled axles, a wheelchair rolled into view, its thin, wasted occupant wrapped in a dingy blanket against the chill. Valiant holdouts of unkempt white hair lingered on his parchment-like pate, and the speaker wore dark glasses despite to the gloom in the church.

“Dr. Saleon, I presume,” the inspector growled, a righteous loathing filling his voice.

“I… I was called that once,” the wretched man in the wheelchair answered distractedly, rolling to a stop near a long-battered table clotted with gore and other unmentionable fragments. “You… are not… why are you…”

Inspector Vakarian, striding forward to apprehend the criminal, informed him heatedly that he was under arrest,  but the doctor held up palsied hands pleading for quiet. As the constable seized one of Dr. Saleon’s stick-like arms, the doctor finally resisted, and in the struggle the blanket slipped from his lap to the floor. Despite himself, the inspector recoiled at the sight of the doctor’s legs, which had been crudely severed mid-thigh and sutured with thick black thread. I pressed a hand to Miss Zorah’s veil to shield her from the sight, feeling the feverish heat of her skin beneath the thin cloth.

“Ah, an agent of the law, then,” the doctor sneered, suddenly seeming to find his voice, if not his composure. He tore away the dark glasses, uncovering blinded, horribly empty sockets. “As if your earthly punishments could constrain me any more than your earthly laws could constrain the advances of science! No, I have been punished quite enough, you fool, though pure science has always demanded such sacrifice. I say damn your petty justice and damn that madman Arterius and his lies for leaving me like this!”

“A man of my stature, confronted with some of the greatest advances to human knowledge within recorded history,” he shouted stridently, his mutilated face undergoing fantastic contortions in his fury, “only to become a prisoner and be reduced to the role of common butcher!” He indicated the scarred table near him, calling our attention to the surgical tools piled there. My stomach twisted terribly at the thought of how the villagers had described the excisions that had marked the bodies found by the seaside and how the desecrated church reeked with the smell of spoiled flesh. To what nightmarish purpose had the doctor lent his perverted expertise?


Huh... Well... That's... pleasant.

Also, Shepard doing the gentlemanly thing, or chauvanistic, depending on your view.

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NuclearBuddha

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Lividity Jones wrote...
Also, Shepard doing the gentlemanly thing, or chauvanistic, depending on your view.

He would call himself a gentleman, I'm sure.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Also, Shepard doing the gentlemanly thing, or chauvanistic, depending on your view.

He would call himself a gentleman, I'm sure.


No doubt.

Still, there are those who would call a gentleman a chauvanist, which does indeed baffle me.

But that's another discussion for another time.

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mikethor007

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Also, Shepard doing the gentlemanly thing, or chauvanistic, depending on your view.

He would call himself a gentleman, I'm sure.

Indeed.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Also, Shepard doing the gentlemanly thing, or chauvanistic, depending on your view.

He would call himself a gentleman, I'm sure.


Most chauvanists do... <_<

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RiptideX1090

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Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Also, Shepard doing the gentlemanly thing, or chauvanistic, depending on your view.

He would call himself a gentleman, I'm sure.


No doubt.

Still, there are those who would call a gentleman a chauvanist, which does indeed baffle me.

But that's another discussion for another time.


One I could argue at some length about.

But no. Not here.

#228820
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

*brohug*

I try to give as much D'awwwwww as I do perversion and pain. ^_^

It's more than most who are similar do. <_<

Really? Whomever could you mean? :innocent:

#228821
mikethor007

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cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

*brohug*

I try to give as much D'awwwwww as I do perversion and pain. ^_^

It's more than most who are similar do. <_<

Really? Whomever could you mean? :innocent:


3...2...1...

#228822
nitefyre410

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well crew I am off to bed see you in a few hours.

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A gentlemen is a restrained pervert who likes to think he has class.

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RobotNixon wrote...

Holy crap, that website correctly guessed Jim Raynor.

And Spike Spiegel.


Good lord, it got Desmond Lockheart.

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nitefyre410 wrote...

well crew I am off to bed see you in a few hours.


Keelah se'lai, nite.