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Someone With Mass wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Aw...
But I expected something like...Tali in a wrestling match with Kasumi in a mud pit or things like that.
Of course you did.
What's the appeal with mud wrestling anyway?
I don't get it.
Because you get to wash them off with a hose afterwards. Duh...
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Lividity Jones wrote...
Cut out the middleman.
Jump right to the hosing.
SpatFieya wrote...
So I'm writing a song you see...
To all the ladies on the migrant fleet
Faces so beautiful I cannot speak
That nutrient paste
Does wonders for your wastes
Eyes so sublime that they melt my face
Maker, please, grant this human one request
Let me dandle my face between a quarians -
Damn, writers block.
Collider wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Why not skip the mud and just hose her off anyway?
Someone With Mass wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Why not skip the mud and just hose her off anyway?
Because then you have a reason to do it.
Although, a surprise attack with a water hose on those two is also an interesting thought...
Tali and Kasumi are walking down the hall. Without warning, Shepard jumps out of the men's restroom and sprays them down with water from the shower.
RedTracer7 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Eh...
Frankly... not sure I'm comfortable with continuing it.
With such a decision you've single-handily reduced the lewd-level of this thread by half. All that remains is that story my... ?acquanitance? is cooking up based off of Beneath the Veil.
Hm.
Lividity Jones wrote...
That really won't do anything to Tali other than get her mad.
Lividity Jones wrote...
That really won't do anything to Tali other than get her mad.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
That's kind of the reason I don't want to continue it.
Someone With Mass wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
That really won't do anything to Tali other than get her mad.
And Shep should be punished...
Breasts it is, then!Lividity Jones wrote...
SpatFieya wrote...
So I'm writing a song you see...
To all the ladies on the migrant fleet
Faces so beautiful I cannot speak
That nutrient paste
Does wonders for your wastes
Eyes so sublime that they melt my face
Maker, please, grant this human one request
Let me dandle my face between a quarians -
Damn, writers block.
Breasts!
Do breasts!
BREASTS!
SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?
RedTracer7 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
That's kind of the reason I don't want to continue it.
Aye, matey. Aye...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
That really won't do anything to Tali other than get her mad.
And Shep should be punished...
Kikaimegami wrote...
Hell, I'm more worried about whoever thought it would be a gloriously awesome idea to put Legion in the AI Core. Seriously, did they get that suggestion from Kelly or something?nitefyre410 wrote...
Kikaimegami wrote...
Hey, EDI is partially derived from Reaper tech and she's totally fine :crosses arms:
I'm not against using Reaper tech... I am against letting TIM have the Collector base.
And I got my Eye on her just in case too. and Garrus he spends too much time tuning those guns thats not natural.
When I am dealing with an enemy I hardly know anything about beside fact i Killed one... I take no chances.
put then I am paranoid...
HEY WE FOUND THIS SENTIENT MACHINE LET'S PUT IT IN WITH THE BRAIN OF OUR OTHER SENTIENT MACHINE THAT'S TOTALLY A GREAT IDEA!
Lividity Jones wrote...
Someone With Mass wrote...
Lividity Jones wrote...
That really won't do anything to Tali other than get her mad.
And Shep should be punished...
Well...
I can't argue with that.
SpatFieya wrote...
A dawwful thought just entered my mind while reading my thesaurus. (Yeah, I read a thesaurus sometimes..)
Tali playing footsie with Shepard, or vise versa.
Shepard: Damn, that third toe is just freaking adorable.
SpatFieya wrote...
A dawwful thought just entered my mind while reading my thesaurus. (Yeah, I read a thesaurus sometimes..)
Tali playing footsie with Shepard, or vise versa.
Shepard: Damn, that third toe is just freaking adorable.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Dammit!
How am I supposed to cut back on being perverted when I have comments like THIS being tossed around...
Bleh...
Must resist.
Lividity Jones wrote...
SpatFieya wrote...
A dawwful thought just entered my mind while reading my thesaurus. (Yeah, I read a thesaurus sometimes..)
Tali playing footsie with Shepard, or vise versa.
Shepard: Damn, that third toe is just freaking adorable.
I know this is supposed to be d'aaawwwful...
But damn... If I don't love dem feet...
...
Don't judge me.
Lividity Jones wrote...
SpatFieya wrote...
A dawwful thought just entered my mind while reading my thesaurus. (Yeah, I read a thesaurus sometimes..)
Tali playing footsie with Shepard, or vise versa.
Shepard: Damn, that third toe is just freaking adorable.
I know this is supposed to be d'aaawwwful...
But damn... If I don't love dem feet...
...
Don't judge me.
SpatFieya wrote...
A dawwful thought just entered my mind while reading my thesaurus. (Yeah, I read a thesaurus sometimes..)
Tali playing footsie with Shepard, or vise versa.
Shepard: Damn, that third toe is just freaking adorable.
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