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Someone should write a fic where Garrus arranges an awesome evening for Tali/Shep. Just throwing it out there!

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Pacifien wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...
Howdy Tali thread.
This is a bit off-topic but... Where's a tutorial on how to use the Gibbed Save Editor for the xbox?

http://social.biowar...3/index/2277020

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#229228
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TTTX wrote...

busy day have to go bye.

Keelah se'lai

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Nexu5_ wrote...

Someone should write a fic where Garrus arranges an awesome evening for Tali/Shep. Just throwing it out there!


Garrus: Galaxy's Best Wingman?

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Nexu5_ wrote...

Someone should write a fic where Garrus arranges an awesome evening for Tali/Shep. Just throwing it out there!


Garrus: Galaxy's Best Wingman?

I agree

#229231
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Lividity Jones wrote...

**** that.

Shepard's attention is divided thrice: Loving Tali, saving the galaxy, and kicking ass.

It's a good day when those three things happen at once.


Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?

Modifié par Orion1836, 11 juillet 2010 - 06:07 .


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Formis_Sage wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...
just got a text from my friend:"ha i recruited two of my friends to mass effect lol they both went out and bought both ME1 and ME2 an hour ago. I will Talidoctrinate them so no worries "

god I love my friends

My friends aren't interested in games at all. <_<
At least I have Talimancers ^_^


Well, at least your friends aren't a bunch of WoW-players. I'll never see the end to all that babbling about mounts and s**t.Image IPB

At least Tali isn't a MMO-nerd.

I hope.

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Orion1836 wrote...

Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?


Hey, so long as it's properly decontaminated while everyone else waits with the shuttle, why not?

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?


Hey, so long as it's properly decontaminated while everyone else waits with the shuttle, why not?


The real reason Mako was discarded?

It's suspension failed under the constant stress.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?


Hey, so long as it's properly decontaminated while everyone else waits with the shuttle, why not?


Hammerhead VI: WARNING!!! Erratic flight path and random weapon launches detected. Please discontinue manual control of Hammerhead systems.

Shepard: Tali... I think your foot is on the controls :blink:

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#229236
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Orion1836 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Oh, good. 

**** that.

Shepard's attention is divided thrice: Loving Tali, saving the galaxy, and kicking ass.

It's a good day when those three things happen at once.


Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?


If only I could take that thing aboard the Collector ship. I would f**king destroy the place.

I always think that when I get to that point. "Why can't we just crash in with the Hammerhead instead of the Kodiak and see how well the inside of the ship can withstand missiles?"

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...
just got a text from my friend:"ha i recruited two of my friends to mass effect lol they both went out and bought both ME1 and ME2 an hour ago. I will Talidoctrinate them so no worries "

god I love my friends

My friends aren't interested in games at all. <_<
At least I have Talimancers ^_^

Well, at least your friends aren't a bunch of WoW-players. I'll never see the end to all that babbling about mounts and s**t.Image IPB

At least Tali isn't a MMO-nerd.

I hope.

I play WoW sometimes, it's my last option when I can't do anything else.

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Orion1836 wrote...

Hammerhead VI: WARNING!!! Erratic flight path and random weapon lauches detected. Please discontinue manual control of Hammerhead systems.

Shepard: Tali... I think your foot is on the controls :blink:


Hammerhead VI: Smoking is not allowed inside the vehicle.
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Orion1836 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?


Hey, so long as it's properly decontaminated while everyone else waits with the shuttle, why not?


Hammerhead VI: WARNING!!! Erratic flight path and random weapon lauches detected. Please discontinue manual control of Hammerhead systems.

Shepard: Tali... I think your foot is on the controls :blink:


Collector Tweedle Dee: What the hell are they doing in there?

Collector Tweedle Dumb: I have no idea. Why are they fly- OH SHI-

*Huge explosion*

Shepard: Yeah! Suck it! No, Tali, not y- Ooh... Wow...

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 11 juillet 2010 - 06:16 .


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Orion1836

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

Having sex in the Hammerhead while firing missiles at Collectors?


Hey, so long as it's properly decontaminated while everyone else waits with the shuttle, why not?


Hammerhead VI: WARNING!!! Erratic flight path and random weapon lauches detected. Please discontinue manual control of Hammerhead systems.

Shepard: Tali... I think your foot is on the controls :blink:


Collector Tweedle Dee: What the hell are they doing in there?

Collector Tweedle Dumb: I have no idea. Why are they fly- OH SHI-

*Huge explosion*

Shepard: Yeah! Suck it! No, Tali noy y- Ooh... Wow...


Mordin: Do not ingest.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Collector Tweedle Dee: What the hell are they doing in there?

Collector Tweedle Dumb: I have no idea. Why are they fly- OH SHI-

*Huge explosion*

Shepard: Yeah! Suck it! No, Tali noy y- Ooh... Wow...


Not so sure about this.
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oh my

#229243
Lividity Jones

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Collector Tweedle Dee: What the hell are they doing in there?

Collector Tweedle Dumb: I have no idea. Why are they fly- OH SHI-

*Huge explosion*

Shepard: Yeah! Suck it! No, Tali noy y- Ooh... Wow...


Not so sure about this.
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Oh come on!

It was a joke!

That's not very hygenic anyway.

Unless Shepard self-sterilizes.

#229244
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Lividity Jones wrote...

Oh come on!

It was a joke!

That's not very hygenic anyway.

Unless Shepard self-sterilizes.


I know, I know.

It was just some part of my brain that objected.

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Yeah, that's one for the 'let's just edit that out' queue.

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Tali: Oooh! Keelah, Shepard! I-I...

*Tali slams her hand against the controls, letting out a volley of rocket fire that demolishes a mountain range. Shepard slowly lifts his head.*

Shepard: Uhh... We should go.

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The Hammerhead will never be as good as the Mako in this department.  The Mako had the shocks that could withstand falling off a mountain, and it didn't explode after 2 hits. 

The Hammerhead is just a cheap imitator, and the sooner Tali and Shep get to fixing the Mako, the sooner...  Nah that won't work either, they would never get any work done B)

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: Oooh! Keelah, Shepard! I-I...

*Tali slams her hand against the controls, letting out a volley of rocket fire that demolishes a mountain range. Shepard slowly lifts his head.*

Shepard: Uhh... We should go.


Looks like something went off prematurely.

#229250
Lividity Jones

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Phil725 wrote...

The Hammerhead will never be as good as the Mako in this department.  The Mako had the shocks that could withstand falling off a mountain, and it didn't explode after 2 hits. 

The Hammerhead is just a cheap imitator, and the sooner Tali and Shep get to fixing the Mako, the sooner...  Nah that won't work either, they would never get any work done B)


Yeah... The Mako is superior.

Even writing these jokes in comparison to the Mako ones, they are inferior.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 11 juillet 2010 - 06:28 .