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[Someone With Mass]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

To have her scratch a itchy spot with those hands...

[Homebound]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A fine point... running up and down your back... your chest... and lower... tenderly teasing...

Oh yes... this could DEFINATELY go somewhere awesome...

In cabin, Tali nerve stimulates YOU.

Who needs nerve stimulators when you have a fine piece of alien ass, rocking hips of steel, talons, and eons of ambush hunting predator evolution?

20+ years after the conclusion of Mass Effect 3
Workout instructor on TV: Call now and get your very own copy of the acclaimed, "Tali's rocking hips of steel"

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A fine point... running up and down your back... your chest... and lower... tenderly teasing...

Oh yes... this could DEFINATELY go somewhere awesome...

In cabin, Tali nerve stimulates YOU.

Who needs nerve stimulators when you have a fine piece of alien ass, rocking hips of steel, talons, and eons of ambush hunting predator evolution?

That's one sexy predator.  Shep never saw her coming

[BigKahuna25]

well... i'm going to leave before i convince any more of y'all that i may possibly be an absolute sociopath. have a good one.

[Homebound]

Phil725 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A fine point... running up and down your back... your chest... and lower... tenderly teasing...

Oh yes... this could DEFINATELY go somewhere awesome...

In cabin, Tali nerve stimulates YOU.

Who needs nerve stimulators when you have a fine piece of alien ass, rocking hips of steel, talons, and eons of ambush hunting predator evolution?

That's one sexy predator.  Shep never saw her coming

Mankind never saw such a perfect predator.

[RiptideX1090]

Phil725 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A fine point... running up and down your back... your chest... and lower... tenderly teasing...

Oh yes... this could DEFINATELY go somewhere awesome...

In cabin, Tali nerve stimulates YOU.

Who needs nerve stimulators when you have a fine piece of alien ass, rocking hips of steel, talons, and eons of ambush hunting predator evolution?

That's one sexy predator.  Shep never saw her coming

Steve Irwin VI: And now... watch as the quarian huntress stalks her prey... blistfully unaware of the horribly naughty things she's about to do to him. Eons of evolution as ambush hunters, have turned the quarian beast into a monster of flesh and claws, taking their prey to the ground with grace and guile, then moving in for the kill. Strong, developed legs give the quarian an edge, allowing her to leap, and subdue her prey between her thighs, ensuring her target can not escape...

Modifié par RiptideX1090, 12 juillet 2010 - 02:50 .

[Someone With Mass]

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wait...

What?

I'm confused...

[mikethor007]

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wut?

[Homebound]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A fine point... running up and down your back... your chest... and lower... tenderly teasing...

Oh yes... this could DEFINATELY go somewhere awesome...

In cabin, Tali nerve stimulates YOU.

Who needs nerve stimulators when you have a fine piece of alien ass, rocking hips of steel, talons, and eons of ambush hunting predator evolution?

That's one sexy predator.  Shep never saw her coming

Steve Irwin VI: And now... watch as the quarian huntress stalks her prey... blistfully unaware of the horribly naughty things she's about to do to him. Eons of evolution as ambush hunters, have turned the quarian beast into a monster of flesh and claws, taking their prey to the ground with grace and guile, then moving in for the kill. Strong, developed legs give the quarian an edge, allowing her to leap, and subdue her prey between her thighs, ensuring her target can not escape...

Stroggification, Mythbusters, When Quarians attack, The Discovery Channel.

[Homebound]

mikethor007 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wut?

I think...That was...Tali's face is a predator joke..?

[Homebound]

lol, I just remembered. I re-installed my copy of Fable the lost chapters. As a little kid, I spend a good hour or so running around town punching people.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wait...

What?

I'm confused...

Yep. He was confused as well, when Tali knocked him out with a rifle butt in the back of the head after hunting him for twelwe days in the jungle..

She's that good.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 12 juillet 2010 - 02:56 .

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wait...

What?

I'm confused...

Yep. He was confused as well, when Tali knocked him out with a rifle butt in the back of the head after hunting him for twelwe days in the jungle..

She's that good.

I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

[Homebound]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wait...

What?

I'm confused...

Yep. He was confused as well, when Tali knocked him out with a rifle butt in the back of the head after hunting him for twelwe days in the jungle..

She's that good.

Thats pretty impressive. Not to mention the Predator was probably invisible at the time adding more to its confusion.

[Homebound]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wait...

What?

I'm confused...

Yep. He was confused as well, when Tali knocked him out with a rifle butt in the back of the head after hunting him for twelwe days in the jungle..

She's that good.

I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

Predator:

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

[Homebound]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

You hear about the new Predator movie coming out?  Its called "Predators".

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

OH!

THAT PREDATOR!

Okay.

Still confused as to why she'd keep him around as a slave...

*scratches head*

Okay... that I DONT want to know...

[BigKahuna25]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

The Predator is Tali's little slave that she keeps in a confined space just under her workstation...

Wait...

What?

I'm confused...

Yep. He was confused as well, when Tali knocked him out with a rifle butt in the back of the head after hunting him for twelwe days in the jungle..

She's that good.

I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

who is the predator? have you seen even less classic movies than even me? surely theres plenty of people who have but seriously, how many of them are tali fans? you gotta be one of a VERY VERY select few.

[Someone With Mass]

Just_mike wrote...

You hear about the new Predator movie coming out?  Its called "Predators".

I have heard it's pretty decent. Going with almost the same style as the classic old movie and all.

[BigKahuna25]

Just_mike wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


I'm so lost...

who is the predator...?

Do I even want to know?

You hear about the new Predator movie coming out?  Its called "Predators".

yeah which it means it sucks more ass than a shop vac at a queer festival... seriously can't f*cking hollywood come up with new ideas anymore?

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


OH!

THAT PREDATOR!

Okay.

Still confused as to why she'd keep him around as a slave...

*scratches head*

Okay... that I DONT want to know...

Humans hunts deers. Predators hunts humans. Tali hunts Predators.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...


OH!

THAT PREDATOR!

Okay.

Still confused as to why she'd keep him around as a slave...

*scratches head*

Okay... that I DONT want to know...

Humans hunts deers. Predators hunts humans. Tali hunts Predators.

Not sure I'd want to keep one as a pet...