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[Gust4v]

Tali enjoying the moment.
And she is still wearing the suit.

[FsDxRAGE]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Gust4v wrote...
Tali enjoying the moment.
And she is still wearing the suit.

Wow.

What is she doing?
adorable by the way:wub:

[Gust4v]

Tali hunts anything.

[Someone With Mass]

Gust4v wrote...


Tali enjoying the moment.
And she is still wearing the suit.

Hah. Shep is not wasting time, I see.

[Orion1836]

'evening, Tali thread. Here's a thought... Quarians playing basketball. Think about it: the hip checks would be insane.

[FsDxRAGE]

Orion1836 wrote...

'evening, Tali thread. Here's a thought... Quarians playing basketball. Think about it: the hip checks would be insane.

this is brilliant

[Tairis Deamhan]

Orion1836 wrote...

'evening, Tali thread. Here's a thought... Quarians playing basketball. Think about it: the hip checks would be insane.

Actually with those legs, I think the jumpshots would be rather impressive.

[Orion1836]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

'evening, Tali thread. Here's a thought... Quarians playing basketball. Think about it: the hip checks would be insane.

Actually with those legs, I think the jumpshots would be rather impressive.

True... they could jump well, but they're not tall enough to dunk regularly. With the hips and legs though, I could see them routinely hip checking for the pull-back fadeaway jump shot.

[Gust4v]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...
Wow.

That was my first impression too.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Gust4v wrote...


Tali enjoying the moment.
And she is still wearing the suit.

Hah. Shep is not wasting time, I see.

I see he found the switch for her nerve stimulators...

It's a good thing Legion gave me those overclocking algorithms...

[Orion1836]

I forgot about that... Tali probably has nerve stimulators in her suit. Oh man - THAT would be a hell of a DLC (or a part of Mass Effect 3). Those "call Tali up to your room" sessions would be *so* much more interesting.

[RiptideX1090]

Orion1836 wrote...

I forgot about that... Tali probably has nerve stimulators in her suit. Oh man - THAT would be a hell of a DLC (or a part of Mass Effect 3). Those "call Tali up to your room" sessions would be *so* much more interesting.

This is why I max out AI Hacking.

The things I'd make that suit do to her...

BEFORE I get my turn... of course...

[Someone With Mass]

Calinstel wrote...

One does wonder where his left hand is.

Touching her left thigh from the looks of it. And apparently not the outside of the thigh, judging by her...yeah.

[Titanium Man]

I still want romance DLC. A nice, involved date for all of the cast would be sweet.

[Homebound]

Gust4v wrote...


Tali enjoying the moment.
And she is still wearing the suit.

THIS IS THE BESTEST PIC EVAARR!!!

[Someone With Mass]

Orion1836 wrote...

I forgot about that... Tali probably has nerve stimulators in her suit. Oh man - THAT would be a hell of a DLC (or a part of Mass Effect 3). Those "call Tali up to your room" sessions would be *so* much more interesting.

Description: She'll squeal with the push of a button!

[xXRaFFiCaXx]

 
Hello Everyone! 

Raffica here, long time blog reader and lurker! 

I've finally gotten off my sorry rear and registered my game, so I decided to come by and give my support!

I also come bearing gifts! As a lover of many of the Fan Fictions spawned here, I've created my own mini for your enjoyment!

Raffica Presents: 

Tali and
Garrus Prank Shepard

-The Cargo Bay-            Following the End of the Collector
Threat

Shepard is down in the
bay using his omni-tool to scan crates that had been delivered to the Normandy
when they had last docked on Illium (He was pissed because Cerberus hadn't sent
any new weapons, just another set of armor  with a ridiculous looking helmet that was
impossible to take off).

Meanwhile, little did
Shepard know that Tali and Garrus are crouched behind the inactive Hammerhead
Tank, hiding from view.

 Tali peaks over the Tank before quickly ducking back down, and stifles
a giggle.

Garrus: Tali, be
quiet, he's going to hear you! Try to act serious.

Tali: *Shakes
herself* Right, sorry. Are you ready Garrus? This is your chance!

Garrus nods to Tali
before slowly stepping out from behind the Hammerhead . He slowly inches himself
forward, barely keeping himself from laughing. As he approaches Shepard he
beings to tiptoe and finally pulls a straight face. Finally, Garrus is standing
right behind him.

Garrus: *Yells using
his best Harbinger Voice* ASSUMING
DIRECT CON-urgggk!

Garrus is cut off as
Shepard pivots and in one fluid motion punches Garrus in the side of the head.
Garrus hits the floor hard, and Shepard stops himself mid-kick.

Shepard: *Surprised* Garrus!?!?!

Shepard Helps Garrus
to his feet

Shepard: Are you
okay!?!? Don't scare me like that!!!!

Garrus: *Groans*
Sorry, Shepard.... It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Finally unable to
contain herself any longer, Tali bursts into laughter and steps around the Hammerhead,
gasping for breath, laughing so hard she's nearly crying. Shepard looks at her
and tries to scowl before a grin breaks through his fake seriousness.

Shepard: *Grinning*
Well, it seems like there is another conspirator! Laugh it up. Garrus, you
feeling okay? Hope I didn't hurt you too bad

Garrus:*Groans* No,
no.... I'll be fine when the room stops spinning. At least you hit me on the
good side of the face, maybe now I'll look more symmetrical.

Shepard: *Grinning*
Well, tell me how that works out for you.

Shepard turns to Tali
who is resting against the side of the Hammerhead, pounding it with her fist,
still laughing uncontrollably.

Shepard: *Fake Anger*
And How about you, Miss vas Normandy? What was your part in this?

Tali: *Several
deep breaths later* Oh.... I may have mentioned something to Garrus about
an.... Idea I came up with.

 *Sultry* What now Commander? Are you going
to punish us?

Shepard: *Shakes
his head* Garrus has had enough punishment for one day. You, however *breaks
out into a grin again* get mandatory confinement in the captains quarters!

Tali makes a break for
the elevator and jumps in as it opens. She squeals as Shepard jumps in behind
her, and grabs her.

Garrus:*Yelling
as the doors close* Yea, sure! Leave the injured one!

*Mutters* Probably be best that I take the next one anyway.....

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Heres to a long and healthy friendship! <3

Modifié par xXRaFFiCaXx, 12 juillet 2010 - 03:30 .

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
This is why I max out AI Hacking.

The things I'd make that suit do to her...

BEFORE I get my turn... of course...

I'm not going to let some suit do my job.

That's just the warm up.

Like, stretching. <3

Foreplay.

[RiptideX1090]

Just_mike wrote...

Gust4v wrote...


Tali enjoying the moment.
And she is still wearing the suit.

THIS IS THE BESTEST PIC EVAARR!!!

Consensus.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

I forgot about that... Tali probably has nerve stimulators in her suit. Oh man - THAT would be a hell of a DLC (or a part of Mass Effect 3). Those "call Tali up to your room" sessions would be *so* much more interesting.

Description: She'll squeal with the push of a button!

Tali... Squealing?

DO WANT!!!!

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That's just the warm up.

Like, stretching. <3

Foreplay.

Tali? Foreplay? Bah.
Straight to the main course.