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[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Calinstel wrote...

One does wonder where his left hand is.

Touching her left thigh from the looks of it. And apparently not the outside of the thigh, judging by her...yeah.

BOW CHIKA BOW WOW.

[Gust4v]

Someone With Mass wrote...
Hah. Shep is not wasting time, I see.

Of course, they only have 2 hours.

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

That's just the warm up.

Like, stretching. <3

Foreplay.

Tali? Foreplay? Bah.
Straight to the main course.

Awwww...

What good is the meal if you don't savor the flavor a little bit? The meat always tastes better after you take the time to add some sauce and seasoning... and to let it get nice and juicy... <3

[Homebound]

I should go



Tali mudwrestling anyone?

[RiptideX1090]

Gust4v wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...
Hah. Shep is not wasting time, I see.

Of course, they only have 2 hours.

Joker got me killed. He owes me a favor.

He knows to take the long way to Omega 4.

Then he knows to get lost in a nebula.

And of course, he should take a nap too.

And read the dictionary from start to finish.

And maybe play some network games for a few days.

THEN we can go to Omega 4.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awwww...

What good is the meal if you don't savor the flavor a little bit? The meat always tastes better after you take the time to add some sauce and seasoning... and to let it get nice and juicy... <3

I wouldn't know. I'm a vegetarian.

But I'm sure I can give Tali something that's full with good vitamins...

[RiptideX1090]

Just_mike wrote...

I should go



Tali mudwrestling anyone?

No.

Just...

No.

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...
Hah. Shep is not wasting time, I see.

Of course, they only have 2 hours.

Joker got me killed. He owes me a favor.

He knows to take the long way to Omega 4.

Then he knows to get lost in a nebula.

And of course, he should take a nap too.

And read the dictionary from start to finish.

And maybe play some network games for a few days.

THEN we can go to Omega 4.

Indeed.  I believe Joker says ETA is 2 hours.  That's just an estimate.  The bro code dictates that it may go a little over that 2

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awwww...

What good is the meal if you don't savor the flavor a little bit? The meat always tastes better after you take the time to add some sauce and seasoning... and to let it get nice and juicy... <3

I wouldn't know. I'm a vegetarian.

But I'm sure I can give Tali something that's full with good vitamins...

The girl needs her protein...

[RiptideX1090]

Phil725 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...
Hah. Shep is not wasting time, I see.

Of course, they only have 2 hours.

Joker got me killed. He owes me a favor.

He knows to take the long way to Omega 4.

Then he knows to get lost in a nebula.

And of course, he should take a nap too.

And read the dictionary from start to finish.

And maybe play some network games for a few days.

THEN we can go to Omega 4.

Indeed.  I believe Joker says ETA is 2 hours.  That's just an estimate.  The bro code dictates that it may go a little over that 2

What he MEANT to say was two weeks. 

[Someone With Mass]

Just_mike wrote...

Tali mudwrestling anyone?

Nope.

Skip it and whip out the water hose instead, because that just looks...gross.

[RobotNixon]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Tali mudwrestling anyone?

Nope.

Skip it and whip out the water hose instead, because that just looks...gross.

Shepard: "It's... It's green."

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

What he MEANT to say was two weeks. 

Five minutes break between rounds, then?

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 12 juillet 2010 - 03:40 .

[Gust4v]

Hmm yes, 2 weeks sounds good, Shepard is going to need a good rest.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
The girl needs her protein...

Mordin goes against you on this one.

Shouldn't be a problem as long as she doesn't swallow anything.

But... if not...

I'll gladly risk it for her, instead. What's the worst that can happen? Rash? Anaphalactic shock? Death? Nothing Shepard hasn't dealt with before.

[RiptideX1090]

Gust4v wrote...

Hmm yes, 2 weeks sounds good, Shepard is going to need a good rest.

Who said Tali's gonna give him time to rest?


Why do you think he was fighting so hard at the Collector base?

He wanted to get back into bed with his quarian.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shouldn't be a problem as long as she doesn't swallow anything.

But... if not...

I'll gladly risk it for her, instead. What's the worst that can happen? Rash? Anaphalactic shock? Death? Nothing Shepard hasn't dealt with before.

The worst Shep would get is a sore throat.

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Awwww...

What good is the meal if you don't savor the flavor a little bit? The meat always tastes better after you take the time to add some sauce and seasoning... and to let it get nice and juicy... <3

I wouldn't know. I'm a vegetarian.

But I'm sure I can give Tali something that's full with good vitamins...

The girl needs her protein...

[Phil725]

Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Shouldn't be a problem as long as she doesn't swallow anything.

But... if not...

I'll gladly risk it for her, instead. What's the worst that can happen? Rash? Anaphalactic shock? Death? Nothing Shepard hasn't dealt with before.

The worst Shep would get is a sore throat.

Totally worth it

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I'll gladly risk it for her, instead. What's the worst that can happen? Rash? Anaphalactic shock? Death? Nothing Shepard hasn't dealt with before.

This is true. Anything she asks would be done

Oh... she doesn't need to ask...

Shepard: Tali, I know what Mordin said about... cross species fluid contact...

Tali: What's your point Shepard?

*begins kissing his way down her abdomen. Speaks in between kisses*

Shepard: I... don't... care...

Tali: Shepard, I don't know what yo- Oh... OH!.... KEELAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Oh... she doesn't need to ask...

Shepard: Tali, I know what Mordin said about... cross species fluid contact...
snp

I think sergio beat you to this fic. Something about the batarian's poison at Afterlife?

Anyways..uh...enjoy yourselves....