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[Bloodhuman1]

vykvyper1 wrote...

*a few minutes later... back in engineering...*

*Shepard passes by Ken and Gabby holding a mangled set of bolt cutters and  in his hands. A furious look on his face is tinged by a slight grimace as he stomps through--a slight limp in his gait*

Ken: Oh hey Commander, Tali was just here a--
Shepard: do we have anything that can cut through Quarian-made palladium-reinforced suit straps?
Ken: ... I think Tali's custom plasma cutter could do it *points to desk* but why--
Gabby: *punches Ken in the shoulder, a sly smile etched into her face*
Ken: What was that for-- ohhh... I... see... well... Commander, I'll let you get back to work then...

*Shepard leaves with the small cutting tool--a pained smile on his face as he limps to the door*

Very nice.

Would you kindly do the finishing part.

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

NOOOO! MERCUTIO! WHY?!?!?!

Ask me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

So who's Mercutio? Garrus?

Good question.  Has to be a smartass.  So... Joker?

[sergio71785]

Allow me to explain something about starwarschewie.

I genuinely do believe he likes Tali, and considers himself a fan.

However, he also gets a kick out of the attention he gets from others when he does something anti-Tali. He enjoys that just a little bit more than Tali fandom.

Thus, it's probably best to ignore his anti-Tali actions, then he has to resort to pro-Tali actions.

Well, that's the theory anyway. 

Modifié par sergio71785, 12 avril 2010 - 03:00 .

[Calculatrice]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Landline wrote...

Reading Forbidden Fruit, I get the impression that Thane either A) Ran off with Tali's "body" or Is about to kill Miranda.

Either is cool with me. Preferably the first so Miranda can enjoy a slow and well-deserved death.

Either is cool with me so long as Tali is really secretly alive.

If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

**** that! This will have a happy ending dammit!

It has to...

It will dawg. Calm down and enjoy the refreshing and filling taste of a bud lite. And it just turned in to diamonds. I'm riding a horse backwards.

[WolfyBrandon]

[epoch_]

[Simon9one]

vykvyper1 wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

*a few minutes later... back in engineering...*

*Shepard passes by Ken and Gabby holding a mangled set of bolt cutters and  in his hands. A furious look on his face is tinged by a slight grimace as he stomps through--a slight limp in his gait*

Ken: Oh hey Commander, Tali was just here a--
Shepard: do we have anything that can cut through Quarian-made palladium-reinforced suit straps?
Ken: ... I think Tali's custom plasma cutter could do it *points to desk* but why--
Gabby: *punches Ken in the shoulder, a sly smile etched into her face*
Ken: What was that for-- ohhh... I... see... well... Commander, I'll let you get back to work then...

*Shepard leaves with the small cutting tool--a pained smile on his face as he limps to the door*

Oh my. Limping was the icing on the cake. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

*about 15 minutes later... in engineering*
*a low hum is heard as the auto-open mechanism on the door behind Ken and Gabby shuts off. A small, three fingered hand prys the door open slightly. Tali pokes her head in to reveal several burn marks on her hood, some of the places are still emanating smoke.*

Gabby: *turning around with a worried look on her face* Tali!? what happened?
Tali: I-uh... well I--we--no um... Gabby?
Gabby: yes Tali?
Tali: can you put this on my desk? *hands out a blackened and charred plasma cutter*
Gabby: sure *takes cutter* why don't you come in and sit for a while... rest some?
Tali: *rambling* I would but I'm busy and this door is broken and there's so much to do--I
Ken: oh well I can fix the door...

*Ken types a few commands on his omni-tool. Tali's eyes open widely in fear. the door slides open to reveal Shepard behind the door, also covered in burns. He is hunched over at an awkward angle with his is hand is caught and tangled in Tali's belt*

*Ken and Gabby try to supress their laughter. the strange scene is interrupted by a familiar voice*

EDI: Commander, I detect that you require assistance...

*Tali's belt beeps and unclasps causing Shepard to stumble backward and tumble down the stairs*

Jack: WHAT THE!?!?

Good stuff!

[Calculatrice]

Landline wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...
seems like you like that sig do you want me to put it back as my sig:whistle:

NO

NO

NO

NO

Cut that out.

NO    

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

NOOOO! MERCUTIO! WHY?!?!?!

Ask me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

So who's Mercutio? Garrus?

Good question.  Has to be a smartass.  So... Joker?

Possibly. The role of the priest is apparently being filled by Thane.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 12 avril 2010 - 03:02 .

[BigKahuna25]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

NOOOO! MERCUTIO! WHY?!?!?!

Ask me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

So who's Mercutio? Garrus?

sure. and a re-incarnated prazza can be tybalt

[Lividity Jones]

Calculatrice wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Landline wrote...

Reading Forbidden Fruit, I get the impression that Thane either A) Ran off with Tali's "body" or Is about to kill Miranda.

Either is cool with me. Preferably the first so Miranda can enjoy a slow and well-deserved death.

Either is cool with me so long as Tali is really secretly alive.

If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

**** that! This will have a happy ending dammit!

It has to...

It will dawg. Calm down and enjoy the refreshing and filling taste of a bud lite. And it just turned in to diamonds. I'm riding a horse backwards.

My God!

How does he do it?

[Shazzammer2]

Simon9one wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

*a few minutes later... back in engineering...*

*Shepard passes by Ken and Gabby holding a mangled set of bolt cutters and  in his hands. A furious look on his face is tinged by a slight grimace as he stomps through--a slight limp in his gait*

Ken: Oh hey Commander, Tali was just here a--
Shepard: do we have anything that can cut through Quarian-made palladium-reinforced suit straps?
Ken: ... I think Tali's custom plasma cutter could do it *points to desk* but why--
Gabby: *punches Ken in the shoulder, a sly smile etched into her face*
Ken: What was that for-- ohhh... I... see... well... Commander, I'll let you get back to work then...

*Shepard leaves with the small cutting tool--a pained smile on his face as he limps to the door*

Oh my. Limping was the icing on the cake. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

*about 15 minutes later... in engineering*
*a low hum is heard as the auto-open mechanism on the door behind Ken and Gabby shuts off. A small, three fingered hand prys the door open slightly. Tali pokes her head in to reveal several burn marks on her hood, some of the places are still emanating smoke.*

Gabby: *turning around with a worried look on her face* Tali!? what happened?
Tali: I-uh... well I--we--no um... Gabby?
Gabby: yes Tali?
Tali: can you put this on my desk? *hands out a blackened and charred plasma cutter*
Gabby: sure *takes cutter* why don't you come in and sit for a while... rest some?
Tali: *rambling* I would but I'm busy and this door is broken and there's so much to do--I
Ken: oh well I can fix the door...

*Ken types a few commands on his omni-tool. Tali's eyes open widely in fear. the door slides open to reveal Shepard behind the door, also covered in burns. He is hunched over at an awkward angle with his is hand is caught and tangled in Tali's belt*

*Ken and Gabby try to supress their laughter. the strange scene is interrupted by a familiar voice*

EDI: Commander, I detect that you require assistance...

*Tali's belt beeps and unclasps causing Shepard to stumble backward and tumble down the stairs*

Jack: WHAT THE!?!?

Good stuff!

oh the awsome imagination you guys have. now this is why I keep coming back to this thread.

[NuclearBuddha]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

NOOOO! MERCUTIO! WHY?!?!?!

Ask me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

So who's Mercutio? Garrus?

sure. and a re-incarnated prazza can be tybalt

The prince of cats was a bigger jerk than prazza, who was just an idiot.

[MrBoomba]

vykvyper1 wrote...

*about 15 minutes later... in engineering*
*a low hum is heard as the auto-open mechanism on the door behind Ken and Gabby shuts off. A small, three fingered hand prys the door open slightly. Tali pokes her head in to reveal several burn marks on her hood, some of the places are still emanating smoke.*

Gabby: *turning around with a worried look on her face* Tali!? what happened?
Tali: I-uh... well I--we--no um... Gabby?
Gabby: yes Tali?
Tali: can you put this on my desk? *hands out a blackened and charred plasma cutter*
Gabby: sure *takes cutter* why don't you come in and sit for a while... rest some?
Tali: *rambling* I would but I'm busy and this door is broken and there's so much to do--I
Ken: oh well I can fix the door...

*Ken types a few commands on his omni-tool. Tali's eyes open widely in fear. the door slides open to reveal Shepard behind the door, also covered in burns. He is hunched over at an awkward angle with his is hand is caught and tangled in Tali's belt*

*Ken and Gabby try to supress their laughter. the strange scene is interrupted by a familiar voice*

EDI: Commander, I detect that you require assistance...

*Tali's belt beeps and unclasps causing Shepard to stumble backward and tumble down the stairs*

Jack: WHAT THE!?!?

Good job whoever wrote that, I give you two thumbs up +10 Tali points

[LambdaNamNam]

I'm kind of reluctant to read through 900+ pages. Can someone point me to the highlights of this thread? (if there are any...)

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

NOOOO! MERCUTIO! WHY?!?!?!

Ask me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

So who's Mercutio? Garrus?

sure. and a re-incarnated prazza can be tybalt

The prince of cats was a bigger jerk than prazza, who was just an idiot.

Truth. Let's also remember that Romeo eventually kills Tybalt for slaying Mercutio. So who kills Garrus?

[epoch_]

starwarschewy wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

troll<_

[NuclearBuddha]

LambdaNamNam wrote...

I'm kind of reluctant to read through 900+ pages. Can someone point me to the highlights of this thread? (if there are any...)

Stick around.  There are new highlights (and abyssal lows) every day.

[Calculatrice]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...
If this is somehow mirroring the Romeo and Juliet formula....then I am REALLLLLY not looking forward to the ending.

NOOOO! MERCUTIO! WHY?!?!?!

Ask me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

So who's Mercutio? Garrus?

sure. and a re-incarnated prazza can be tybalt

The prince of cats was a bigger jerk than prazza, who was just an idiot.

Calculatrice is confused by all this talk of Lil' Romeo and stuff. Just put in an all elcor cast, you'll be fine.

[GuardianAngel470]

Fan fiction. Read it. And comment.



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4197/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4198/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4199/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4196/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4203/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4204/

[Landline]

Calculatrice wrote...

Landline wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...
seems like you like that sig do you want me to put it back as my sig:whistle:

NO

NO

NO

NO

Cut that out.

NO    

[Bloodhuman1]

vykvyper1 wrote...

*about 15 minutes later... in engineering*
*a low hum is heard as the auto-open mechanism on the door behind Ken and Gabby shuts off. A small, three fingered hand prys the door open slightly. Tali pokes her head in to reveal several burn marks on her hood, some of the places are still emanating smoke.*

Gabby: *turning around with a worried look on her face* Tali!? what happened?
Tali: I-uh... well I--we--no um... Gabby?
Gabby: yes Tali?
Tali: can you put this on my desk? *hands out a blackened and charred plasma cutter*
Gabby: sure *takes cutter* why don't you come in and sit for a while... rest some?
Tali: *rambling* I would but I'm busy and this door is broken and there's so much to do--I
Ken: oh well I can fix the door...

*Ken types a few commands on his omni-tool. Tali's eyes open widely in fear. the door slides open to reveal Shepard behind the door, also covered in burns. He is hunched over at an awkward angle with his is hand is caught and tangled in Tali's belt*

*Ken and Gabby try to supress their laughter. the strange scene is interrupted by a familiar voice*

EDI: Commander, I detect that you require assistance...

*Tali's belt beeps and unclasps causing Shepard to stumble backward and tumble down the stairs*

Jack: WHAT THE!?!?

Very good.

[vykvyper1]

MrBoomba wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

*about 15 minutes later... in engineering*
*a low hum is heard as the auto-open mechanism on the door behind Ken and Gabby shuts off. A small, three fingered hand prys the door open slightly. Tali pokes her head in to reveal several burn marks on her hood, some of the places are still emanating smoke.*

Gabby: *turning around with a worried look on her face* Tali!? what happened?
Tali: I-uh... well I--we--no um... Gabby?
Gabby: yes Tali?
Tali: can you put this on my desk? *hands out a blackened and charred plasma cutter*
Gabby: sure *takes cutter* why don't you come in and sit for a while... rest some?
Tali: *rambling* I would but I'm busy and this door is broken and there's so much to do--I
Ken: oh well I can fix the door...

*Ken types a few commands on his omni-tool. Tali's eyes open widely in fear. the door slides open to reveal Shepard behind the door, also covered in burns. He is hunched over at an awkward angle with his is hand is caught and tangled in Tali's belt*

*Ken and Gabby try to supress their laughter. the strange scene is interrupted by a familiar voice*

EDI: Commander, I detect that you require assistance...

*Tali's belt beeps and unclasps causing Shepard to stumble backward and tumble down the stairs*

Jack: WHAT THE!?!?

Good job whoever wrote that, I give you two thumbs up +10 Tali points

Awesome! my very own Tali points... what stores accept them?