Tairis Deamhan wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
Titanium Man wrote...
Tairis Deamhan wrote...
You're doing quite well. The Venture Brothers crossover is definitely one the best pure humor bits I've read in some time.
I should go in and add more jokes...but hell, I write comedy all day, this is just for fun :V
Yeah, Riptide and cannedcream can write the depressing stuff and I'll be here to cheer you up afterwards. Sounds good to me!
I WRITE HAPPY STUFF TOO!!!
Gotta back Rip up on this one, he has put up some for serious heartwarmings too.
*Tali is sitting in a bath tube in her home on Rannoch. She's playing with miniatures of Flotilla ships, the Normandy, and the Reapers*
Tali: Pew. Pew. Take that Harbinger. You're no match for our new upgraded guns! Pew. Pew. Quick! Bring in the migrant fleet! They're the only ones that can save the Citadel! Bam, neeeoooohhhhh... boom! Oh no! The Rayya is taking damage! We need support! Look! There! It's the Normandy!
Tali in Shepard voice: Garrus! Fire the main gun!
Tali in Garrus voice: But Commander! We need more power! Kaboom! We aren't going to make it!
Tali: Quit whining you bosh'tets! Rerouting power! Neeeoooohhhh... Pew Pew Pew....
Tali in Shepard voice: Good work Tali! We couldn't do it without you! You're so amazing!
Shepard: *standing in the doorway* Yes you are.
Tali: #O_O#