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[Orion1836]

Reposted from the motivator thread. This picture was in response to all the LOYALTY motivators about Ash and Liara:

[mikethor007]

Orion1836 wrote...

Reposted from the motivator thread. This picture was in response to all the LOYALTY motivators about Ash and Liara:

WOWSERS!

[nickFury]

Titanium Man wrote...

And the adventure continues.

***

"Shepard," Joker warned over the intercom as Shepard was walking to the main battery to speak with Garrus.  "You might want to get to Engineering.  Tall, Dark and Annoying found out where Jack's staying."

Oh, crap.  "I'll be there in a moment!" Shepard said, turning around on his heel and bolting for the elevator.

He could hear Jack's profanities thundering just as he was let off on Engineering.  He bolted through the door, passed a concerned Tali, and stomped down the stairs into the deep parts of the ship, exposed metal and machinery revealed against the red-tinged walls.

"Do not use gravity on me!" the Grand Galactic Inquisitor intoned, facing off against a very mad and very biotically charged Jack.  "This will interfere with my observation!"

"Get the F*** outta here!" Jack snapped, seizing the Inquisitor in the biotic aura and flinging him against a metal bar.

"I'm okay," the Inquisitor gasped as Shepard stormed into the scene.

"Calm down, Jack!" Shepard snapped.  "That's an order!"

Jack swirled around to face Shepard.  "This freak was SPYING on me!"

"I am here only to observe human behavior!" the Inquisitor said.  Even for getting tossed into metal bars, his speaker never lost its strength.  "Do not assault me!  Or kill me!  Pretend I am not a shootable target!"

"Shepard, if you don't get him off this f***in' ship, I'm gonna ram his head into that damn speaker on his chest!"

Shepard raised his hands.  Reasoning with Jack when she was furious was pointless.  Unless she used her biotics to throw nails at you.  Then she was getting to the point once too many.  "Okay, Jack.  Calm down.  I'll get him out of here."

Jack pointed at the Inquisitor.  "I'd better not see him ever again, Shepard.  Or I'll kick your ass.  Got it?"

"Don't worry," Shepard said.  "He won't get in the way anymore."

***

"This place is a mess," the Inquisitor noticed, glancing at a large blood stain splattered on the walls.  Outside of the Pragia facility, the rain never stopped, never became quiet.  "I know what can get this out."  He pointed at Jack.  "Do not take my cleaning advice!"

Jack folded her arms and gave Shepard the most hateful, sin-filled look imaginable.

"If it makes you feel better," Shepard said, "he makes me feel like I want to kick my own ass."

I love these way too much

[Orion1836]

IGNORE ME!!!

[RiptideX1090]

Orion1836 wrote...

IGNORE ME!!!

I hate myself so much right now...

[mikethor007]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

IGNORE ME!!!

I hate myself so much right now...

eh? why?

[RiptideX1090]

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

IGNORE ME!!!

I hate myself so much right now...

eh? why?

I inadvertently started this whole thing...

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

IGNORE ME!!!

I hate myself so much right now...

eh? why?

I inadvertently started this whole thing...

how?

[RiptideX1090]

Ormagodenator wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

IGNORE ME!!!

I hate myself so much right now...

eh? why?

I inadvertently started this whole thing...

how?

Told someone to ignore me.

Biggest guddam mistake of my life...

[nickFury]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...
You're doing quite well. The Venture Brothers crossover is definitely one the best pure humor bits I've read in some time.

I should go in and add more jokes...but hell, I write comedy all day, this is just for fun :V

Yeah, Riptide and cannedcream can write the depressing stuff and I'll be here to cheer you up afterwards.  Sounds good to me!

I WRITE HAPPY STUFF TOO!!!

And we love you for it but some times it seems that the light gets overshadowed by the darkness and speaking for myself I tend to get my fill of the dark and depressing and depraved from the 41st millenium.

Forget the promise progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

IGNORE ME!!!

I hate myself so much right now...

eh? why?

I inadvertently started this whole thing...

how?

Told someone to ignore me.

Biggest guddam mistake of my life...

just ignore it

[Titanium Man]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Told someone to ignore me.

Biggest guddam mistake of my life...

I don't think this is why I decided to write this crossover.  I really don't remember why.

[RiptideX1090]

Titanium Man wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Told someone to ignore me.

Biggest guddam mistake of my life...

I don't think this is why I decided to write this crossover.  I really don't remember why.

Somone ELSE went off about the Inquisitor, and eventually it landed back to you, and here we are.

[Tairis Deamhan]

And the rest, as they say, is history.

[mikethor007]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Who exactly is this IGNORE ME guy?

[SpatFieya]

Comrades.

I see the thread has moderate posting momentum tonight.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 13 juillet 2010 - 02:07 .

[Ormagodenator]

mikethor007 wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Who exactly is this IGNORE ME guy?

www.youtube.com/watch

[Tairis Deamhan]

SpatFieya wrote...

Comrades.

I see the thread has moderate posting momentum tonight.

Not exactly a whirlwind of activity, but there is... life.

[nickFury]

mikethor007 wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Who exactly is this IGNORE ME guy?

the grand galactic inquisitor from venture brothers

[Goat_Shepard]

mikethor007 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...

I'll take that and raise you a:

snp

Called.

snp

I was so depressed before I saw these. Thanks guys.

Uhh....ignore me?

[Kira Shepard]

anything interesting going on tonight?

[mikethor007]

Ormagodenator wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Who exactly is this IGNORE ME guy?

www.youtube.com/watch

*cringes his teeth* holy shiznit...

[Titanium Man]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

I don't think this is why I decided to write this crossover.  I really don't remember why.

Somone ELSE went off about the Inquisitor, and eventually it landed back to you, and here we are.

Oh.

Well, it wasn't a BAD idea :V

[mikethor007]

Kira Shepard wrote...

anything interesting going on tonight?

NO! IGNORE US!