cannedcream wrote...
Kikaimegami wrote...
And Garrus hugs.
Damnit, we get Tali hugs; I want more hugs.
Life aboard the Normandy has become increasingly awkward ever since Shepard's mandatory 'hug policy'. . .
That and ever since he figured out how to play Jack Johnson over the PA system.
Garrus: Shepard, can you please turn that music off? First it's that hug policy, now this. It's not that I don't like it, it's nice music, but it's been on loop for a week now.
Shepard: Well someone's being a negative nancy.
Garrus: A negative, what? I don't think I foll-
Shepard: It's about the hugs isn't it? You don't want them do you?
Garrus: No, it's not that at all, well, the hugging...thing isn't... I'm just not use to it. But anyways, that mus-
Shepard: You don't like my hugs?
Garrus: What? Well, I... uhm... I don't
mind them...well, it's kind of... *sigh* ...Yeah, I like them, dammit.
Shepard: Glad we talked Garrus, now if you'll excuse me, there's a quarian in engineering that is due a hug. *leaves*
Garrus: ...Wait! What about the music? *door to gun battery room shuts*...Damn. *3 minutes later* ...The hell is a "negative nancy"? Who's Nancy?