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[Collider]

Lmao Goat...Miranda's ice spells

[Gust4v]

lol. Yeah, that expression.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

No...

That thing the Mass Relay does to a ship before it transports it across the galaxy?

That's what I'm gonna do to her.

All.

Night.

Long.

You're going to end up with her all over you, and not in a carnal way either.

[Privateerkev]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Wtf? She's looking up? And Shepard's expression is soo....it's sooo.......I've had that look before...

It's the same expression when he saw her face.

In other words... it's the:

"I'm going to bone that sideways" face.

I think the phrase you used once was "wreck her like a freight train"...

No...

That thing the Mass Relay does to a ship before it transports it across the galaxy?

That's what I'm gonna do to her.

All.

Night.

Long.

No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Wtf? She's looking up? And Shepard's expression is soo....it's sooo.......I've had that look before...

It's the same expression when he saw her face.

In other words... it's the:
"I'm going to bone that sideways" face.

Nooo it's the "I have the power" face. I won't elaborate.

JohnnyDollar wrote...
We'll take care of precious.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

If that discussion continued, I was about to take it to the Jack or Miranda threads. Hope you didn't see that pic I posted

I think I'll lurk the thread now...

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

No...

That thing the Mass Relay does to a ship before it transports it across the galaxy?

That's what I'm gonna do to her.

All.

Night.

Long.

You're going to end up with her all over you, and not in a carnal way either.

There is no way that can NOT be in a carnal way.

[Goat_Shepard]

Collider wrote...

Lmao Goat...Miranda's ice spells

jtav's kewl she'll understand.

I really only meant that ice is blue and biotics are, too, but that's just too funny. I wanna make a Miranda Warden now

[Privateerkev]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

No...

That thing the Mass Relay does to a ship before it transports it across the galaxy?

That's what I'm gonna do to her.

All.

Night.

Long.

You're going to end up with her all over you, and not in a carnal way either.

I'm pretty sure you'll end up all over her...

[RiptideX1090]

Privateerkev wrote...


No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

I did say it.

And... yeah. What Tali wants, Tali gets.

I'll gladly give it to her.

With the force of a star going super nova.

[uhdnrt]

Repostan! I blame this thread for interrupting my work on This and That, and having me provide minifics like this.
---------------
Distrust
Inspired by Thelacan and This song.
---------------
"Kaiden? They are putting Kaiden back on our ship?" Tali exclaimed in shock.

Shepard nodded. "That was one of the requirements for the Alliance specifically, and the Citadel in general, to give us their support."

"So you are working for the Citadel again?" she asked, crossing her arms. Her commander just smiled.

"Not a chance. I have their support, but that's it. They were less than thrilled when I explained that I'd get more done on my own than they would. I think they are concerned I will create an army and use it against them."

Tali uncrossed her arms and placed one on the commander's shoulder. "I know you better than that. They know you better than that." He put a hand over hers and she squeezed gently. "I trust you."

"Thanks Tali," he said. "I guess some of what they said bothered me is all." He shook his head. "Well, never mind that. Do you think I should assign him a bunk, or should I put him in port observation?"

The quarian considered for a moment. "I'd like to say put him in a bunk, but that is kind of petty," she allowed. "So probably observation. When will he get here?"

Shepard gave her hand final squeeze before standing. "In a couple of hours. Long enough for me to warn the away team. I hope everyone gets along."
---------------

A shadow fell across her in engineering. She spun around, knowing instinctively that it was not her commander. Standing before her was Alenko, in his blue Alliance uniform. She crossed her arms and leaned back.

"What can I do for you Alenko?"

The human frowned. "I thought we were friends Tali?"

"Friends?" She asked, disbelief in her voice. "We were friends before you decided that your precious Alliance was more important than Shepard. That, despite everything you know, you could not trust the commander."

He held up his hands. I know, and I'm sorry but..."

"No! there is no 'but'," she continued heatedly. "I hate Cerberus. For what they did to Admiral Kohaku, what they did to all of those colonists on the missions we went on, for what they did to the Flotilla." She shook her head. "For all of that, I wasn't going to abandon the commander. I never trusted Cerberus, but I have always trusted Shepard to know, and do, what is right."

Tali softened, seeing how hurt Kaiden looked to her words. "Look Kaiden. I understand loyalty to you people. I do. But blind loyalty only leads to you being used as a tool. I thought you were better than that."

The human nodded after a moment. "You've changed Tali. In a good way," he added when he saw her eyes narrow. "And you make a good point. I'll try to make it up to the commander, and you and Garrus, while I'm here." He held out a hand.

Grasping it firmly, she said, "It will take a while Kaiden. You're a good man; one day I'll trust you again. But right now, I have some work to do on the engines." She let go and turned back to her console.

Dejected, Kaiden walked out of engineering. He was so preoccupied, he collided with the body walking through the door headed headed towards. His shields went up on reflex when he felt a biotic push throwing him back.

"Watch it, ya little pansy!" Jack growled at him as she stomped down to her cubby hole in engineering. Kaiden just shook his head; there was a lot to get used to on the Normandy. It felt unsettling that he was now the outsider. Shaking his head, he headed to the port observation to get settled.

He had a lot of work to do to be part of the crew again.
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[Zarcanada]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

I did say it.

And... yeah. What Tali wants, Tali gets.

I'll gladly give it to her.

With the force of a star going super nova.

Thats A LOT of  force....

Modifié par Zarcanada, 13 juillet 2010 - 06:57 .

[Privateerkev]

Zarcanada wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

I did say it.

And... yeah. What Tali wants, Tali gets.

I'll gladly give it to her.

With the force of a star going super nova.

Thats A LOt of  force....

May the force be with you. (or in her in this case...)

[Goat_Shepard]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
With a shotgun.

To the knees.

Tali won't mind if Jack borrows hers. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

Jack uses a shotgun too, you know. That's a waste of bullets though, and too messy.

hmm...Jack's pretty scrawny, too. Her and Tali both weild shotties. Interesting...

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 13 juillet 2010 - 06:58 .

[Azint]

I have wondered how exactly do you think the same-sex LI's would get along. Particularly how exactly would Tali get along with Jack, considering our previous discussion. I have taken them along together several times, but there was little to actually indicate what sort of relationship they both have with each other.

[RiptideX1090]

Zarcanada wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

I did say it.

And... yeah. What Tali wants, Tali gets.

I'll gladly give it to her.

With the force of a star going super nova.

Thats A LOT of  force....

And that's just the foreplay. <3<3<3

[Privateerkev]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
With a shotgun.

To the knees.

Tali won't mind if Jack borrows hers. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

Jack uses a shotgun too, you know. That's a waste of bullets though, and too messy.

hmm...Jack's pretty scrawny, too. Her and Tali both weild shotties. Interesting...

I have a feeling Tali's bald too. (Hair would get nasty in that helmet...)

[Goat_Shepard]

uhdnrt wrote...

Repostan! I blame this thread for interrupting my work on This and That, and having me provide minifics like this.
---------------
Distrust
Inspired by Thelacan and This song.
---------------
snp

"Watch it, ya little pansy!" Jack growled at him as she stomped down to her cubby hole in engineering. Kaiden just shook his head; there was a lot to get used to on the Normandy.
----------

Best part It makes me so hopeful for the ME1-ME2 squaddie communion. And the Mako to return so that the ME1 squaddies can talk about all the crazy things they did in it to the ME2 squaddies

[Collider]

Fyre Fry wrote...

I like how this thread is so active. This is going to be fun.

Side note: Who votes for future Mass Effect MMO?

I'd rather they focus on single player games. I was disappointed that KOTOR 3 was scrapped in favor of TOR.
Anyway, if there was an MMORPG, I'd be a Salarian or Krogan.

[Zarcanada]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

I did say it.

And... yeah. What Tali wants, Tali gets.

I'll gladly give it to her.

With the force of a star going super nova.

Thats A LOT of  force....

And that's just the foreplay. <3<3<3

What kind of force will be used after that? I mean a super nova is a lot of force, and what kind of super nova are we talking about  type 1 or 2?

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

I have wondered how exactly do you think the same-sex LI's would get along. Particularly how exactly would Tali get along with Jack, considering our previous discussion. I have taken them along together several times, but there was little to actually indicate what sort of relationship they both have with each other.

Kinky lesbian love.

...

What!?

Don't judge me...

Seriously though? I don't know. Tali and Miranda probably hate eachother. I think Tali would sympathize with Jack, especially the part with her never having anyone before. I think Jack might get along with Tali in a "We're badasses" kinda way. I think a scene with them both cleaning their shotguns together would sum it up well.

[Phil725]

Privateerkev wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
With a shotgun.

To the knees.

Tali won't mind if Jack borrows hers. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

Jack uses a shotgun too, you know. That's a waste of bullets though, and too messy.

hmm...Jack's pretty scrawny, too. Her and Tali both weild shotties. Interesting...

I have a feeling Tali's bald too. (Hair would get nasty in that helmet...)

Its been discussed a good amount, the explanation that I've settled on is that hair tied back in a ponytail would be a lot easier to maintain than a shaved head.  I imagine their suit is capable of basic cleaning functions as well.  Nothing's known for sure though.

[RiptideX1090]

Zarcanada wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Zarcanada wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...


No. I know you said it. It is one of my favorite things said on this board for all time. Though you used it in the context of what she wanted you to do to her. :happy:

I did say it.

And... yeah. What Tali wants, Tali gets.

I'll gladly give it to her.

With the force of a star going super nova.

Thats A LOT of  force....

And that's just the foreplay. <3<3<3

What kind of force will be used after that? I mean a super nova is a lot of force, and what kind of super nova are we talking about  type 1 or 2?

Are you familiar with the big bang theory?

Yeah. I just went there. <3<3<3

[uhdnrt]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Jack uses a shotgun too, you know. That's a waste of bullets though, and too messy.
hmm...Jack's pretty scrawny, too. Her and Tali both wield shotties. Interesting...

It's because Jack is a Vanguard, by class.  Most of the team is one class or another, although they do tend to get custom weapon loadouts.

Tali: Engineer, with shotgun training.
Legion: Engineer, with Sniper training.
Zaeed:Soldier.
Garrus: Infiltrator.
Kasumi: Infiltrator.
Grunt: Soldier.
Jacob: Vanguard.
Jack: Vanguard.
Thane: Adept, with Sniper training.
Samara: Adept, with Assault Rifle training.
Miranda: Sentinel.
Mordin: Engineer.

[Goat_Shepard]

Privateerkev wrote...
I have a feeling Tali's bald too. (Hair would get nasty in that helmet...)

Don't have a problem either way, but need to point out that the enviro-suits are temperature controlled and obviously sterile, so the "nastiness" you speak of is nonexistent.

JohnnyDollar wrote...
Yeah, I spotted it.  I rarely visit this thread tbh, you guys just happened to be talking about precious and Jack when I came in, so I lurked a little while.

Precious lol

And I know, many lurkers. I never understood why, until recently. There are many reasons not to stick around, but sometimes like tonight I got some knowledge, man!

Need to attain some from other threads now.

Azint wrote...

I have wondered how exactly do you think the same-sex LI's would get along. Particularly how exactly would Tali
get along with Jack, considering our previous discussion. I have taken them along together several times, but there was little to actually indicate what sort of relationship they both have with each other.

You read Nuke's FF where Tali goes down to engineering, right? That's exactly how I picture it. I wonder what would happen AFTER though...several weeks maybe. They live on the same deck, afterall.

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 13 juillet 2010 - 07:05 .