Titanium Man wrote...
Tell me what a Tali romance DLC would entail. Particular scenes, locations, etc. No Rannoch, this is in ME2.
Shop on the Citadel to find the perfect gift for Tali.
Have last copy of said gift in the galaxy bought by an ****hole Batarian 5 seconds before you can.
Watch Batarian gloat about purchase, rubbing it in your face that he's just going to trash it when he gets home.
(Paragon) Go to Bailey, inquire about Batarian's criminanl record, offer his location in return for item.
(Renegade) Follow said Batarian into a dark ally. "Convince" him sell you the item. Pay in legal tender... by tenderizing his face.
Retun to Tali, give gift, be pounced.
Hire fancy Turian caterer to serve Tali purified Turian cuisine in a clean room. Go on date in clean room while wearing N7 armor with breather mask so Tali can enjoy a meal sans suit and helmet. SHOW PLAYER TALI'S FACE DURING THE DATE.
Be pounced in clean room and have armor forcibly removed.
.... yeah, sounds like a great DLC to me.
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