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Lucky bastard. I have my B.S. in Industrial Technology, so I had to do so much trig, I still have trig dreams five years later <_<nickFury wrote...
forunatley already finished physics and all my math coursesKikaimegami wrote...
And then there's physics and the trig.. THE ENDLESS TRIG OH GOD
Modifié par Kikaimegami, 14 juillet 2010 - 03:08 .
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In context, from I Robot.Kikaimegami wrote...
He looks so unamused in that picture.
Kikaimegami wrote...
"OW! SUNUVA! QUARIANS KICK FRIGGIN HARD!"Someone With Mass wrote...
Legion: Alert! Creator Tali'Zorah is taking hostile actions against this platform. Requesting permission to perform non-lethal neutralization.
Legion 2.0: I wouldn't recommend that, brother. You know how...jumpy these guys can be. But if it makes you feel better, by all means. Just don't expect me to drag your sorry ass out of here afterwards.
Modifié par Someone With Mass, 14 juillet 2010 - 03:13 .
Titanium Man wrote...
It is time.
***
*flashback*Someone With Mass wrote...
Kikaimegami wrote...
"OW! SUNUVA! QUARIANS KICK FRIGGIN HARD!"Someone With Mass wrote...
Legion: Alert! Creator Tali'Zorah is taking hostile actions against this platform. Requesting permission to perform non-lethal neutralization.
Legion 2.0: I wouldn't recommend that, brother. You know how...jumpy these guys can be. But if it makes you feel better, by all means. Just don't expect me to drag your sorry ass out of here afterwards.
*Another kick flies over his head*
Legion 2: Okay. That one could've taken out a head flap!
Tali: Where's Shepard when you need him...
L2: Didn't anyone tell you? I am Shepard.
Tali: Told me what!?
L2: I had an...accident. Cerberus somehow cloned my brain and put it into this plat form. Quite cozy in here, actually.
Tali: But where's the real Shepard?
L2: Oh, you don't want to know.
Legion: Shepard-Commander's current location is on the SR-2 Normandy, deck 1. Alert. Shepard-Commander's heart rate is rapidly increasing.
Tali: Oh...
L2: Yeah...That's why he sent me in his place. You should've seen that other guy's reaction when he saw me. The one with the rocket launcher.
Titanium Man wrote...
It is time.
***
Finally. Alone time with Tali. He needed it after dealing with that idiotic Galactic Grand Inquisitor. Shepard watched stride into his cabin with that shaking sway of her hips. They were amazing hips. Tali was a great person, yes, but she had monstorous curves to compliment the package.
"I've been looking forward to this," Shepard said. "I'm locking the doors so no one can get in here. And EDI will make sure we're not interrupted."
"Unless the Inquisitor finds a way to blow up the ship," Tali said. When she sat on the bed, the soft mattress underneath gave and molded around her. "Then he'll say something like, 'Do not worry about me blowing up your ship! Ignore me!'"
No imitation could match the Inquisitor's irritating voice, but Shepard laughed anyway. "Well, Jack will stop him before he gets any funny ideas."
"I'm sure. But enough about that. Let's talk about something else."
"Us, preferably." Shepard cracked a smile.
"I'd like that." Tali and Shepard leaned closer together.
"Um, hello?" a voice blared from the intercom. "I would like to make an announcement."
Shepard whipped his head towards the direction of the sound. He DIDN'T.
"Some of you have been asking questions about my presence on the ship," the Grand Galactic Inquisitor continued. "Here is the answer to those questions: do not ask those questions! I am merely here to observe! Continue to ask questions about other things that do not involve myself!"
"I'm going to cut him into cubes and give him to a child as a set of building blocks," Shepard said coldly.
"That is all I have to say. Now forget you have ever heard this announcement!"
EDI's voice piped up immediately after the Inquisitor finished speaking. "Commander Shepard, please come down to Engineering. Jack has picked up a blunt object and is currently heading towards the Inquisitor's location."
"IGNORE ME!"
Shepard slapped both of his hands over his face with a resounding smack.
"I can't stand it anymore," Tali said. Shepard removed his hands - the quarian rose from the bed and crossed in front of him, folding her arms. "Shepard, we HAVE to do something about the Inquisitor. He's driving everyone crazy!"
"You're right," Shepard said. "This time it's gone too far. Absolutely no one without a giant check for a million credits interrupts my personal time." He stood up, his fists clenched. Now it was time for action.
"Tali...get the crew together. It's time for a meeting."
nickFury wrote...
I reccomend they leave him in the Turian councilors place
Titanium Man wrote...
It is time.
***
*snip*
REAPERS WE HAVE DISMISSED THAT! IGNORE ME!nickFury wrote...
Titanium Man wrote...
It is time.
***
Finally. Alone time with Tali. He needed it after dealing with that idiotic Galactic Grand Inquisitor. Shepard watched stride into his cabin with that shaking sway of her hips. They were amazing hips. Tali was a great person, yes, but she had monstorous curves to compliment the package.
"I've been looking forward to this," Shepard said. "I'm locking the doors so no one can get in here. And EDI will make sure we're not interrupted."
"Unless the Inquisitor finds a way to blow up the ship," Tali said. When she sat on the bed, the soft mattress underneath gave and molded around her. "Then he'll say something like, 'Do not worry about me blowing up your ship! Ignore me!'"
No imitation could match the Inquisitor's irritating voice, but Shepard laughed anyway. "Well, Jack will stop him before he gets any funny ideas."
"I'm sure. But enough about that. Let's talk about something else."
"Us, preferably." Shepard cracked a smile.
"I'd like that." Tali and Shepard leaned closer together.
"Um, hello?" a voice blared from the intercom. "I would like to make an announcement."
Shepard whipped his head towards the direction of the sound. He DIDN'T.
"Some of you have been asking questions about my presence on the ship," the Grand Galactic Inquisitor continued. "Here is the answer to those questions: do not ask those questions! I am merely here to observe! Continue to ask questions about other things that do not involve myself!"
"I'm going to cut him into cubes and give him to a child as a set of building blocks," Shepard said coldly.
"That is all I have to say. Now forget you have ever heard this announcement!"
EDI's voice piped up immediately after the Inquisitor finished speaking. "Commander Shepard, please come down to Engineering. Jack has picked up a blunt object and is currently heading towards the Inquisitor's location."
"IGNORE ME!"
Shepard slapped both of his hands over his face with a resounding smack.
"I can't stand it anymore," Tali said. Shepard removed his hands - the quarian rose from the bed and crossed in front of him, folding her arms. "Shepard, we HAVE to do something about the Inquisitor. He's driving everyone crazy!"
"You're right," Shepard said. "This time it's gone too far. Absolutely no one without a giant check for a million credits interrupts my personal time." He stood up, his fists clenched. Now it was time for action.
"Tali...get the crew together. It's time for a meeting."
I reccomend they leave him in the Turian councilors place
Modifié par Kikaimegami, 14 juillet 2010 - 03:23 .
not ending too soon I hope.Titanium Man wrote...
nickFury wrote...
I reccomend they leave him in the Turian councilors place
I think I have the perfect ending for the Inqusitor already in place...we'll see.
nickFury wrote...
not ending too soon I hope.Titanium Man wrote...
nickFury wrote...
I reccomend they leave him in the Turian councilors place
I think I have the perfect ending for the Inqusitor already in place...we'll see.
head flapsKikaimegami wrote...
I keep wanting to write different missions with Legion in the place of Shepard. Why, why do I want to do this?
Nope. Archer makes mention of him, but that's it.Collider wrote...
Kikai - Legion does not speak in the Overlord DLC, correct?
DEM HEAD-FLAPS!Ormagodenator wrote...
head flapsKikaimegami wrote...
I keep wanting to write different missions with Legion in the place of Shepard. Why, why do I want to do this?
Kikaimegami wrote...
I keep wanting to write different missions with Legion in the place of Shepard. Why, why do I want to do this?
Or just have something hilarious to say.Someone With Mass wrote...
Kikaimegami wrote...
I keep wanting to write different missions with Legion in the place of Shepard. Why, why do I want to do this?
Because in some cases Legion would show more emotion than Shepard did?
*sigh* I suppose you're right.Titanium Man wrote...
nickFury wrote...
not ending too soon I hope.Titanium Man wrote...
nickFury wrote...
I reccomend they leave him in the Turian councilors place
I think I have the perfect ending for the Inqusitor already in place...we'll see.
It probably will. I like the GGI, but he's a minor gimmick character. Rather end it on a high note than overstay his welcome. I'm thinking "Meme Effect" will replace it for fun.
Kikaimegami wrote...
Unintentionally hilarious, that is.
Legion is the master of unintended hilarity.
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