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[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'll be here if you need me.

Well, damn. Now I'm reading all of your posts in Garrus' voice.

EDIT: Top of the page! Now for the coolest picture I have featuring both Tali and Garrus:

Modifié par NCLanceman, 14 juillet 2010 - 05:56 .

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I've been posting for over a year.

This is kinda like my version of myspace I guess...

I don't intend to leave until I join the military.

You'll find a way.

*Private Rip sitting in a barracks somewhere*

Rip: *Tic-tic-click-click-tic-tic* 

Sergeant Major: Rip! The hell you doing, son?! We're moving out in T-minus 5 minutes! ...And what are you doing with the 1st Lieutenants laptop?!

Rip: Dude, hold the hell up, I'm posting this fookin' fic I made. It's important to national security, and all that stuff... *tic-tic-click-click* lol, Tali butt *click-tic-tic-tic*

SM: Fic? The flying flipping hell is a goddamn, fic? 

I then go on to introduce him to Tali.

The result?

The entire division paints Tali's visage on the sides of tanks, planes, and our helmets, keeps photos of TaliXShepard snuggles next to the ones of their families in their packs, the snipers stratch "DEM HIPS" into the sides of their rifles, and our heavy gunner develops a habit of yelling "I AM KROGAN!" at the enemy.

[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'll be here if you need me.

Well, damn. Now I'm reading all of your posts in Garrus' voice.

You know me. I like to savor the last shot before popping the heatsink.

[Zuranamee]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'll be here if you need me.

Well, damn. Now I'm reading all of your posts in Garrus' voice.

You know me. I like to savor the last shot before popping the heatsink.

Didn't know Garrus liked to talk so dirty.

[RiptideX1090]

Zuranamee wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'll be here if you need me.

Well, damn. Now I'm reading all of your posts in Garrus' voice.

You know me. I like to savor the last shot before popping the heatsink.

Didn't know Garrus liked to talk so dirty.

Now I feel... dirty and clinical...

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I then go on to introduce him to Tali.

The result?

The entire division paints Tali's visage on the sides of tanks, planes, and our helmets, keeps photos of TaliXShepard snuggles next to the ones of their families in their packs, the snipers stratch "DEM HIPS" into the sides of their rifles, and our heavy gunner develops a habit of yelling "I AM KROGAN!" at the enemy.

I tied a red band around the barrel of my rifle.

I call it Clementine.

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
I then go on to introduce him to Tali.

The result?

The entire division paints Tali's visage on the sides of tanks, planes, and our helmets, keeps photos of TaliXShepard snuggles next to the ones of their families in their packs, the snipers stratch "DEM HIPS" into the sides of their rifles, and our heavy gunner develops a habit of yelling "I AM KROGAN!" at the enemy.

And recruitment would increase by 140%

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I then go on to introduce him to Tali.

The result?

The entire division paints Tali's visage on the sides of tanks, planes, and our helmets, keeps photos of TaliXShepard snuggles next to the ones of their families in their packs, the snipers stratch "DEM HIPS" into the sides of their rifles, and our heavy gunner develops a habit of yelling "I AM KROGAN!" at the enemy.

I tied a red band around the barrel of my rifle.

I call it Clementine.

If I make it as a sniper, I'm naming mine "The Qwib Qwib".

Because the Qwib Qwib loves blowing off heads.

And yes, take that in the worst possible way you can imagine.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

If I make it as a sniper, I'm naming mine "The Qwib Qwib".

Because the Qwib Qwib loves blowing off heads.

And yes, take that in the worst possible way you can imagine.

I made a Dragon Age joke last time I went out with the rifle.

"Clementine hates birds."

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I then go on to introduce him to Tali.

The result?

The entire division paints Tali's visage on the sides of tanks, planes, and our helmets, keeps photos of TaliXShepard snuggles next to the ones of their families in their packs, the snipers stratch "DEM HIPS" into the sides of their rifles, and our heavy gunner develops a habit of yelling "I AM KROGAN!" at the enemy.

I tied a red band around the barrel of my rifle.

I call it Clementine.

If I make it as a sniper, I'm naming mine "The Qwib Qwib".

Because the Qwib Qwib loves blowing off heads.

And yes, take that in the worst possible way you can imagine.

if I ever get a rifle i'm calling it RelliK,
that or Skull F*cker

Modifié par Ormagodenator, 14 juillet 2010 - 06:07 .

[SpatFieya]

I'm gonna name all my weapons Garrus.

[Azint]

SCOPED AND DROPPED!

NEVER SAW ME COMING!

ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!

SCRATCH ONE!

I LOVE THIS RIFLE!

I would like to see more snipers with such bravado.

[SpatFieya]

I wonder if Cream's laptop virmired it's self...

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

I'm gonna name all my weapons Garrus.

Archangel would be the most badass name in sniper history.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

SCOPED AND DROPPED!

NEVER SAW ME COMING!

ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!

SCRATCH ONE!

I LOVE THIS RIFLE!

I would like to see more snipers with such bravado.

I'm definately going to be saying these under my breath at the range...

[Azint]

SpatFieya wrote...

I wonder if Cream's laptop virmired it's self...

Does his computer call him out saying death is not a good enough excuse?

[Zuranamee]

We name our weapons Jim.

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I'm gonna name all my weapons Garrus.

Archangel would be the most badass name in sniper history.

I'll name mine The Hanson.

'Cause no matter who it hits, they're gonna take a seat.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 14 juillet 2010 - 06:10 .

[NCLanceman]

Azint wrote...

SCOPED AND DROPPED!

NEVER SAW ME COMING!

ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!

SCRATCH ONE!

I LOVE THIS RIFLE!

I would like to see more snipers with such bravado.

Snipers? Bravado? Nah, never.

That's what Designated Marksmen are for.

[Azint]

I like how a good amount of the Night Crew here primarily plays Infiltrator.

[NCLanceman]

Azint wrote...

I like how a good amount of the Night Crew here primarily plays Infiltrator.

*raises hand*

Soldier, all day, every day. Then again, there isn't really another class for a guy named Adrian Shepard.

[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

I like how a good amount of the Night Crew here primarily plays Infiltrator.

I go with that one because it conforms most to my real life skill set.

I have computer experience and am a damn good shot.

[Ormagodenator]

Azint wrote...

I like how a good amount of the Night Crew here primarily plays Infiltrator.

maleShep: soldier
femShep: Infiltrator

[Collider]

My main Shepard is an engineer.

I have no idea what my finalized F!Shepard will be. Probably soldier. I know she will be "neutral" or "renegon" alignment adn romance Garrus.

[Zuranamee]

How... About... Some Tali?