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Azint

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SpatFieya wrote...

I said it once, I'll say it again. If a species like the quarians do exist, and if we discover each other, humanity is screwed. We'd bone every single one of their women, and we'll die out due to a low population. Because let's face it, gentlemen.

Quarian Women > Human Women

Simple and fact.

Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

#232977
RiptideX1090

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Goat_Shepard wrote...

Yes, Rip. I won't be here to read it though.

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Goat, do not do this. You will regret this. I implore you.


You implore me? You were always one for fancy talk, John Marsden.

Progress!

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Why did I click? But more importantly, why did you do that?

You're the one that thinks trolling has a purpose.  You tell me.

If only the actual trolls were smart and posted that instead of text :lol:


I could write an essay describing the things I'd do. You REALLY don't want that. Trust me.

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SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.

#232979
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SpatFieya wrote...

I said it once, I'll say it again. If a species like the quarians do exist, and if we discover each other, humanity is screwed. We'd bone every single one of their women, and we'll die out due to a low population. Because let's face it, gentlemen.

Quarian Women > Human Women

Simple and fact.


What makes you think they would let humans do that?

#232980
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SpatFieya wrote...
I said it once, I'll say it again. If a species like the quarians do exist, and if we discover each other, humanity is screwed. We'd bone every single one of their women, and we'll die out due to a low population. Because let's face it, gentlemen.

Quarian Women > Human Women

Simple and fact.

Humans have always been otherf-ers. 

#232981
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Collider wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.


U MAD Collider?

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Collider wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.

I will give Spat the benefit of the doubt and say that the post was made in simple jest.

#232983
NuclearBuddha

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Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

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RobotNixon wrote...

Collider wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.

U MAD Collider?

I am VERY mad. Fuming. Anger cannot accurately describe the ire that is permeating through my veins.

#232985
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Azint wrote...

Collider wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.

I will give Spat the benefit of the doubt and say that the post was made in simple jest.

I agree.

#232986
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Collider wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Collider wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.

U MAD Collider?

I am VERY mad. Fuming. Anger cannot accurately describe the ire that is permeating through my veins.


U SARCASTIC Collider?

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Azint wrote...
I will give Spat the benefit of the doubt and say that the post was made in simple jest.

That, or I mistaken an extenze shot for one of those 5 hour energy ones at 7/11, that mixed with tylenol and heavy doses of caffeine, that I'm becoming goddamn delusional and going off on random, wild tangents. 

Damn, my head hurts.

Need...to lay down...

Modifié par SpatFieya, 14 juillet 2010 - 08:50 .


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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.


Same with Jacob.

They aren't people like you and me. They're just sex dolls with poor VI programming.

Like Paris Hilton.

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RobotNixon wrote...

Collider wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

Collider wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

I will use this post to illustrate my point. Some things are self evident. I am very much aware of how the fantasies people have already expressed and I do not want to be reminded. It serves no purpose other than to announce to people things that they do not care about.

U MAD Collider?

I am VERY mad. Fuming. Anger cannot accurately describe the ire that is permeating through my veins.


U SARCASTIC Collider?

:lol: okay, you got me there.

#232990
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

My friend IRL explained to me how romancing Miranda was in the best interest of the galaxy. He said that if Shepard and Miranda had a child, it would be the combination of Shepard's awesome and badassery with Miranda's genetic purity and hotness.

I told him the child would have been a wad of silicon. There's yer perfection right there.

Modifié par Azint, 14 juillet 2010 - 08:51 .


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RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.


Same with Jacob.

They aren't people like you and me. They're just sex dolls with poor VI programming.

Like Paris Hilton.

:lol: I lol'd

#232992
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SpatFieya wrote...

Azint wrote...
I will give Spat the benefit of the doubt and say that the post was made in simple jest.

That, or I mistaken an extenze shot for one of those 5 hour energy ones at 7/11, that mixed with tylenol and heavy doses of caffeine, that I'm becoming goddamn delusional and going off on random, wild tangents. 

Damn, my head hurts.

Need...to lay down...


Be sure to lay face up... :?

#232993
NuclearBuddha

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

Same with Jacob.

They aren't people like you and me. They're just sex dolls with poor VI programming.

Like Paris Hilton.

I dunno about that.  He just didn't seem to understand the definition of "recreational sex" vs. "procreational sex."

#232994
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

As I understand, he has recently denounced the romance scene in it's entirety, and essentially said it was a disservice to the character in question.

#232995
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SpatFieya wrote...

Azint wrote...
I will give Spat the benefit of the doubt and say that the post was made in simple jest.

That, or I mistaken an extenze shot for one of those 5 hour energy ones at 7/11, that mixed with tylenol and heavy doses of caffeine, that I'm becoming goddamn delusional and going off on random, wild tangents. 

Damn, my head hurts.

Need...to lay down...

If you feel like vomiting, do it.

Edit: In the bathroom or in front of a trashcan, I mean.

Modifié par Azint, 14 juillet 2010 - 08:53 .


#232996
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

Same with Jacob.

They aren't people like you and me. They're just sex dolls with poor VI programming.

Like Paris Hilton.

I dunno about that.  He just didn't seem to understand the definition of "recreational sex" vs. "procreational sex."


What about unitentionally procreational recreational sex?

#232997
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Collider wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

As I understand, he has recently denounced the romance scene in it's entirety, and essentially said it was a disservice to the character in question.


I would agree with that. Jacob doesn't seem to be that bad of a guy to me, and he really doesn't deserve such a bad rap.

Modifié par RobotNixon, 14 juillet 2010 - 08:55 .


#232998
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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.


Aye, in reality or this day and age the Normandy's cargo hold would be converted to a rave. Have Kelly get on the horn with her girlfriends from college, snag some red sand and a endles orgy would ensue... The collectors can wait just a little longer...

#232999
RiptideX1090

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

Same with Jacob.

They aren't people like you and me. They're just sex dolls with poor VI programming.

Like Paris Hilton.

I dunno about that.  He just didn't seem to understand the definition of "recreational sex" vs. "procreational sex."


I was talking about Miranda and Jacob.

#233000
RiptideX1090

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RobotNixon wrote...

Collider wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...
Intimate contact with quarians = Recreational sex. Forever.

Oh, now I see why Tali is so popular with males.

Was it kraidy that came around that one time insisting that sex with Miranda wasn't recreational?

Oh, how I LOL'd.

As I understand, he has recently denounced the romance scene in it's entirety, and essentially said it was a disservice to the character in question.


I would agree with that.


I don't.

I think it goes with the character perfectly.