Shepard: Dammit Tali! How did you get so good at this game?
Tali: What do you think we did for fun growing up on the Flotilla?
Garrus: Well... If I had nerve stimulators built into MY suit... I know what I'D be doing for fun... HA! Gotcha again Shepard!
Shepard: DAMMIT VAKARIAN! Stop spawn killing me! Also, you're disgusting.
Garrus: I'm just saying. Have you ever tried wearing armor this thick for weeks on end? Makes it hard to... ah... pop the heatsink.
Tali: Don't even get me started. At least your gear comes off without risk of death.
Shepard: You two scare me sometimes.
Garrus: Lighten up Shepard... now just... hold still... BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Shepard: This is just plain unfair... you have to be cheating somehow!
Garrus: Shepard, I'm the motha****in' Archangel. I'm just that damn good.
Tali: Then explain why I have a higher score than you.
Garrus: Because you are sexually repressed and dont' get out enough.
Shepard: Low blow, man. Literally.
Game: ROUND OVER. QUARIANCUTIE61 WINS!
*Tali looks at Garrus, hands on her hips, a victorious smile evident in her body language*
Garrus: You're still repressed.
Tali: *looks at Shepard* Until later tonight.
Shepard:
Garrus: How come I never get any...
Shepard: You just can't compete with the Sheepdawg, Garrus.
Garrus: Shepard... please... don't ever call yourself the "Sheepdawg" again...
Tali: I think it's kind of cute. <3
Modifié par RiptideX1090, 16 juillet 2010 - 02:53 .