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FsDxRAGE wrote...
haha
Human: *enters server and looks at names, all are quarian gamers* Damn it.
Quarian: What is it?
Human: You are a freaking quarian.
Quarian: So?
Human: You guys are like... fast and play like freaks.
Quarian: I will go easy on you.\\\\
*One game later*
Human: Dude, I didn't kill you once.
Quarian: Sorry.
*Human leaves server*
Quarian:
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Titanium Man wrote...
FsDxRAGE wrote...
haha
Human: *enters server and looks at names, all are quarian gamers* Damn it.
Quarian: What is it?
Human: You are a freaking quarian.
Quarian: So?
Human: You guys are like... fast and play like freaks.
Quarian: I will go easy on you.
*One game later*
Human: Dude, I didn't kill you once.
Quarian: Sorry.
*Human leaves server*
Quarian:
Then they'll pull an XBox Live. "You have recieved a new message." XD
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
imagine the smoking add'sRiptideX1090 wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Probably the same as Sex Ed for us.
Only with "Sex Kills" being a very literal statement, as opposed to metaphorical.
mikethor007 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
Well, they haven't really lived near any quarian for 300 years...
hey, i just want to see the biological diagrams, because the player is literally the only person in the galaxy who can't know what quarians actually look like under the suits from extranet sources.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Probably the same as Sex Ed for us.
Only with "Sex Kills" being a very literal statement, as opposed to metaphorical.
keelah se'laiTairis Deamhan wrote...
Well, I've got to crash. Was up waaay too late last night finish the last chapter. Have a good night, Mancers.
BigKahuna25 wrote...
hey, i just want to see the biological diagrams, because the player is literally the only person in the galaxy who can't know what quarians actually look like under the suits from extranet sources.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Probably the same as Sex Ed for us.
Only with "Sex Kills" being a very literal statement, as opposed to metaphorical.
i'd say go back 300 years in earth history but spoken english back then was close enough you'd understand it enough but go much farther and you'd think everyone was speaking gibberish.RiptideX1090 wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
Well, they haven't really lived near any quarian for 300 years...
Ugh...
Doesn't matter.
If the languages the quarians spoke 300 years ago were all based off of a dead dialect, like Khelish, as much of Earth language is based on Latin, then it wouldn't matter if the geth had lived with the quarians recently or not. They know the origin of the word, and what languages the quarians speak. Not to mention they're tapped into the Comm. Network.
BigKahuna25 wrote...
i'd say go back 300 years in earth history but spoken english back then was close enough you'd understand it enough but go much farther and you'd think everyone was speaking gibberish.RiptideX1090 wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
Well, they haven't really lived near any quarian for 300 years...
Ugh...
Doesn't matter.
If the languages the quarians spoke 300 years ago were all based off of a dead dialect, like Khelish, as much of Earth language is based on Latin, then it wouldn't matter if the geth had lived with the quarians recently or not. They know the origin of the word, and what languages the quarians speak. Not to mention they're tapped into the Comm. Network.
RiptideX1090 wrote...
BigKahuna25 wrote...
hey, i just want to see the biological diagrams, because the player is literally the only person in the galaxy who can't know what quarians actually look like under the suits from extranet sources.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Probably the same as Sex Ed for us.
Only with "Sex Kills" being a very literal statement, as opposed to metaphorical.
By "Biological Diagrams", you mean such timeless classics as "Flotilla Floozies", "Masked Maidens", and "Quarian Kink", right?
but of course.RiptideX1090 wrote...
BigKahuna25 wrote...
hey, i just want to see the biological diagrams, because the player is literally the only person in the galaxy who can't know what quarians actually look like under the suits from extranet sources.
By "Biological Diagrams", you mean such timeless classics as "Flotilla Floozies", "Masked Maidens", and "Quarian Kink", right?
Guest_Calinstel_*
Latin is a dead language?RiptideX1090 wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
Well, they haven't really lived near any quarian for 300 years...
Ugh...
Doesn't matter.
If the languages the quarians spoke 300 years ago were all based off of a dead dialect, like Khelish, as much of Earth language is based on Latin, then it wouldn't matter if the geth had lived with the quarians recently or not. They know the origin of the word, and what languages the quarians speak. Not to mention they're tapped into the Comm. Network.
Ormagodenator wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
BigKahuna25 wrote...
hey, i just want to see the biological diagrams, because the player is literally the only person in the galaxy who can't know what quarians actually look like under the suits from extranet sources.RiptideX1090 wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Probably the same as Sex Ed for us.
Only with "Sex Kills" being a very literal statement, as opposed to metaphorical.
By "Biological Diagrams", you mean such timeless classics as "Flotilla Floozies", "Masked Maidens", and "Quarian Kink", right?
the second one does'nt sound so bad
Calinstel wrote...
Latin is a dead language?RiptideX1090 wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
Well, they haven't really lived near any quarian for 300 years...
Ugh...
Doesn't matter.
If the languages the quarians spoke 300 years ago were all based off of a dead dialect, like Khelish, as much of Earth language is based on Latin, then it wouldn't matter if the geth had lived with the quarians recently or not. They know the origin of the word, and what languages the quarians speak. Not to mention they're tapped into the Comm. Network.
Also, the walls of the Rayya have Khelish script on them so they just look like giberish to the quarians?
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
Modifié par Titanium Man, 16 juillet 2010 - 03:20 .
in my defense, i don't actually know what y'all were talking about but decided to exercise my free speech right anyway, as well as my right to pretend to know about history from like... one article i read on cracked.com even if i don't actually know sh*t.RiptideX1090 wrote...
*face desk*
Not the point.
Where are Buddha and Azint when you need them...
Guest_Calinstel_*
You know it's not?RiptideX1090 wrote...
Calinstel wrote...
Latin is a dead language?RiptideX1090 wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
What?
The way Legion talks, it makes it sound like an old, root language.
Well, they haven't really lived near any quarian for 300 years...
Ugh...
Doesn't matter.
If the languages the quarians spoke 300 years ago were all based off of a dead dialect, like Khelish, as much of Earth language is based on Latin, then it wouldn't matter if the geth had lived with the quarians recently or not. They know the origin of the word, and what languages the quarians speak. Not to mention they're tapped into the Comm. Network.
Also, the walls of the Rayya have Khelish script on them so they just look like giberish to the quarians?
You know it's Khelish writing... how?
Titanium Man wrote...
Mozer121 wrote...
RiptideX1090 wrote...
*brofist*
Not that any of us needed a suit to experience that.
What do you think Quarian sex-ed is like? Like parent's explaining it when they hit adolescence. Someone please write a mini-fic on this!
"Hello, Tali. If you're listening to this, then your mother was too scared to explain quarian sexual activities to you, and in turn, confirming that everything I suspected about her was RIGHT.
You're at an age where your body is giving you strange signals. Like when you notice a friend and your heart flutters like it never has before. This is perfectly normal, unless you immediately break into a cold sweat. Then you must visit the infirmary immediately. I am not joking here. Death is entirely possible at that point.
You might be thinking of stripping off of your suit and pouncing on another quarian you may happen to like far more than I am willing to allow. Before doing so, please inform me who this quarian is, so that he will learn how to properly suffer.
In short, whatever signals you are feeling should be ignored, except for the abovementioned sweating problem. They will hamper your chances at success later in life. Better to wait to act on them later when you have a good status among the Fleet. Preferably after I am dead.
Sincerely, your father. Now do your homework."
Calinstel wrote...
You know it's not?
quarian ship, khelish is their language, you think it's ancient mandarin?
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