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[Ormagodenator]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

I like this one

Me too :innocent:

it would be nice to see something like that in ME3

I'm banking on it.

with some hope of the mask not being there,
but still

[Titanium Man]

Thoughts on "Grand Escapades"? I am admittedly new to the "character-driven comedy" thing but I'd like feedback.

[Ormagodenator]

Titanium Man wrote...

Thoughts on "Grand Escapades"? I am admittedly new to the "character-driven comedy" thing but I'd like feedback.

not bad looking forward to the next part

[Tairis Deamhan]

Even'n Tali thread. Seems slow.

Titanium: I'm liking it. Please continue. Edit: And honestly it doesn't even really have to be as laugh out loud kind of funny as your previous one. Just the idea is amusing in and of itself.

Modifié par Tairis Deamhan, 17 juillet 2010 - 03:45 .

[Ormagodenator]

where is everybody?

[Lividity Jones]

Ormagodenator wrote...

where is everybody?

Not sure.

I just got here and the party is already dead.

So, Tali.

[Titanium Man]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Even'n Tali thread. Seems slow.

Titanium: I'm liking it. Please continue. Edit: And honestly it doesn't even really have to be as laugh out loud kind of funny as your previous one. Just the idea is amusing in and of itself.

Not good enough!  :V  It's gotta have some great jokes or I ain't gonna like it.  I'm pretty critical of my own work.

[Ormagodenator]

Titanium Man wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Even'n Tali thread. Seems slow.

Titanium: I'm liking it. Please continue. Edit: And honestly it doesn't even really have to be as laugh out loud kind of funny as your previous one. Just the idea is amusing in and of itself.

Not good enough!  :V  It's gotta have some great jokes or I ain't gonna like it.  I'm pretty critical of my own work.

hey at least you got work,
every time I think about writing something I never get start,
that and I think my idea's are crap.

[Tairis Deamhan]

I just be lurk'n. Been a busy day.

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

I'm waiting for a topic.

Then a topic you shall have.

I had a rather humorous thought today when I was peaking at those old wedding speech minifics I did.

What chirality will the cake be?

I mean... That's a tough one.

Assuming cakes have protein... There is milk in it...

[Tairis Deamhan]

Well, unless we're going with the whole Mordin Magic Immune system its not like Tali would be able to eat it anyways, being in her suit and it being unsterilized.

[Lividity Jones]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Well, unless we're going with the whole Mordin Magic Immune system its not like Tali would be able to eat it anyways, being in her suit and it being unsterilized.

A very valid point.

It's not like anyone's about to clean the cake.

How would you even go about that?

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 17 juillet 2010 - 04:01 .

[Lividity Jones]

**** it. Repostan!


*Mordin types at his research terminal, moving at the speed only a model scientist salarian can. The door to his lab opens with a quiet hiss. Tali enters, her hands already wringing together furiously.*

Mordin: Tali'Zorah. How can I help?

Tali: Umm... I-I... Well... I need something specific, if you have it.

*Mordin notes the obvious anxiety in her voice. He moves around his terminal.*

Mordin: Of course. Will help to the best of my ability.

*Tali looks from side to side before her omni-tool flares to life.*

Tali: I need individual doses of emphayltrole, czentropine and lataanoxime.

*Mordin's hand comes to his chin.*

Mordin: Powerful antibiotics. Unlikely for use in combat. Effective for preventing inection from prolonged exposure. Not for combat. Other intentions? Prolonged time outside of suit? Implied intimacy. Shepard.

*Tali's head snaps up.*

Tali: I... What?

Mordin: Yourself and Shepard. Logical. Extensive history. Likely to become intimate. Hypothesized as much. However, would not recommend particular antibiotics. Should not trust everything read on extranet. Will see what research I can do. Diagrams and instructional vids. Come back and show me whatever else you find. Will give best opinion.

Tali: I... Thank you, Mordin.

Mordin: Not necessary. Want to help.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 17 juillet 2010 - 04:04 .

[Ormagodenator]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Well, unless we're going with the whole Mordin Magic Immune system its not like Tali would be able to eat it anyways, being in her suit and it being unsterilized.

A very valid point.

It's not like anyone's about to clean the cake.

How would you even go about that?

amazing future cleaning spray

[Lividity Jones]

Ormagodenator wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Well, unless we're going with the whole Mordin Magic Immune system its not like Tali would be able to eat it anyways, being in her suit and it being unsterilized.

A very valid point.

It's not like anyone's about to clean the cake.

How would you even go about that?

amazing future cleaning spray

I was going to say mass effect fields, but that'll work.

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Or you know, could just have 2 cakes...

Bah!

You and your logic!

[Phil725]

Lividity Jones wrote...

**** it. Repostan!


*Mordin types at his research terminal, moving at the speed only a model scientist salarian can. The door to his lab opens with a quiet hiss. Tali enters, her hands already wringing together furiously.*

Mordin: Tali'Zorah. How can I help?

Tali: Umm... I-I... Well... I need something specific, if you have it.

*Mordin notes the obvious anxiety in her voice. He moves around his terminal.*

Mordin: Of course. Will help to the best of my ability.

*Tali looks from side to side before her omni-tool flares to life.*

Tali: I need individual doses of emphayltrole, czentropine and lataanoxime.

*Mordin's hand comes to his chin.*

Mordin: Powerful antibiotics. Unlikely for use in combat. Effective for preventing inection from prolonged exposure. Not for combat. Other intentions? Prolonged time outside of suit? Implied intimacy. Shepard.

*Tali's head snaps up.*

Tali: I... What?

Mordin: Yourself and Shepard. Logical. Extensive history. Likely to become intimate. Hypothesized as much. However, would not recommend particular antibiotics. Should not trust everything read on extranet. Will see what research I can do. Diagrams and instructional vids. Come back and show me whatever else you find. Will give best opinion.

Tali: I... Thank you, Mordin.

Mordin: Not necessary. Want to help.

Shepard is not lacking in the bro department

[Tairis Deamhan]

Actually curious how you would do a cross race wedding. Combine both cultures into one ceremony? Just have two separate ones more likely I guess.

[Titanium Man]

Shepard is surrounded by bros.

[Lividity Jones]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Actually curious how you would do a cross race wedding. Combine both cultures into one ceremony? Just have two separate ones more likely I guess.

Lame.

Our traditions are boring.

I vote quarian.

[huntrrz]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Then a topic you shall have.

I had a rather humorous thought today when I was peaking at those old wedding speech minifics I did.

What chirality will the cake be?

I mean... That's a tough one.

Assuming cakes have protein... There is milk in it...

Milk, eggs, protein in the flour...  (I watch "Good Eats".)

If Tali is out of her suit, it depends on the details of how she was able to leave it, but I'd presume the bride's cake would be dextro- and served to dextro- guests, and the groom's levo-.

For quarians in their suits...  I dunno if they'd go to the trouble to serve sterilized cake paste in tubes...

[Phil725]

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Actually curious how you would do a cross race wedding. Combine both cultures into one ceremony? Just have two separate ones more likely I guess.

Depends how different the two ceremonies are.  I would assume that whatever quarians do wouldn't be so disimilar from humans that they couldn't combine it into one though.  I imagine quarian ceremonies being more bare bones and simple, likely with the words said being the important part.  Easy to integrate that into whatever.

[Ormagodenator]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tairis Deamhan wrote...

Actually curious how you would do a cross race wedding. Combine both cultures into one ceremony? Just have two separate ones more likely I guess.

Lame.

Our traditions are boring.

I vote quarian.

I second that