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[cannedcream]

Quarian Expert wrote...

Shepard, Tali and a pet Varren

Shepard: Umm, lets get one thing straight Im not cleaning up what ever that thing leaves behind.

Massive LOL.

[Shazzammer2]

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Well, with all that talk of Necrophilia, we do need dead Tali then.


-snip-
I am such a downer.

silly goose ... her blood be purple. I think...

[vykvyper1]

I'm tired... going to bed... read my blog if you need to cheer up!

[Simon9one]

cannedcream wrote...
Now what kind of heartless bastard would kill Tali?!

. . .Oh. Wait. 

*glares at cannedcream with the fury of a thousand suns*

Naah, you're alright since Metal, Glass, and Crystal.

But don't push it.

[sergio71785]

Tali: Shepard! There you are! I got an emergency in engineering!

Shepard: What? What's wrong Tali?

Tali: There's some strange alien down there! It rubbed against my leg, then when I looked at it, it ran away; now I don't know where it is.

Shepard: Oh... her.

Tali: 'Her'? You know about this?

Shepard: Yeah...she' a "cat". They're a native animal of Earth. They're popular pets among humans. I found her on Freedom's Progress after we parted ways. With her owners gone, I figured I'd take her to an animal shelter on the Citadel. I just kinda forgot about her.

Tali: You forgot? Did you also forget that animals leave fecal matter on the ground, where anyone can step on it?

Shepard: 

Modifié par sergio71785, 12 avril 2010 - 05:02 .

[Shazzammer2]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Well, with all that talk of Necrophilia, we do need dead Tali then.


-snip-
I am such a downer.

silly goose ... her blood be purple. I think...

Quarian blood is red.

oh..well then...that pic is such a downer :crying:

[LambdaNamNam]

sergio71785 wrote...
-nice artwork-

Sweet. I was looking for reference material.

[Goat_Shepard]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Well, with all that talk of Necrophilia, we do need dead Tali then.


-snip-
I am such a downer.

silly goose ... her blood be purple. I think...

Red. Freedom's Progress.

*walks away as he facepalms*

[cannedcream]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Well, with all that talk of Necrophilia, we do need dead Tali then.


-snip-
I am such a downer.

silly goose ... her blood be purple. I think...

Quarian blood is red.

Indeed. You're thinking of turian blood which is a blueish-purple.

[Shazzammer2]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Well, with all that talk of Necrophilia, we do need dead Tali then.


-snip-
I am such a downer.

silly goose ... her blood be purple. I think...

Red. Freedom's Progress.

*walks away as he facepalms*

nooooooooo. I been facepalmed again.

[Quarian Expert]

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali: Shepard! There you are! I got an emergency in engineering!

Shepard: What? What's wrong Tali?

Tali: There's some strange alien down there! It rubbed against my leg, then when I looked at it, it ran away; now I don't know where it is.

Shepard: Oh... her.

Tali: 'Her'? You know about this?

Shepard: Yeah...she' a "cat". They're a native animal of Earth. They're popular pets among humans. I found her on Freedom's Progress after we parted ways. With her owners gone, I figured I'd take her to an animal shelter on the Citadel. I just kinda forgot about her.

Tali: You forgot? Did you also forget that animals leave fecal matter on the ground, where anyone can step on it?

Shepard: 

*Grunt walks in the room licking his fingers*

[sergio71785]

[Lividity Jones]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Hey man, at least I don't bleed green blood and have pointy ears.

Damn Vulcans...

I never understood that, by the way.

Wouldn't that at least affect their skin tone a little?

[cannedcream]

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Now what kind of heartless bastard would kill Tali?!

. . .Oh. Wait. 

*glares at cannedcream with the fury of a thousand suns*

Naah, you're alright since Metal, Glass, and Crystal.

But don't push it.

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they chew bees at you?

Do your worst!

[sergio71785]

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Now what kind of heartless bastard would kill Tali?!

. . .Oh. Wait. 

*glares at cannedcream with the fury of a thousand suns*

Naah, you're alright since Metal, Glass, and Crystal.

But don't push it.

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they chew bees at you?

Do your worst!

Dude... That's pretty bad. I wouldn't push it.

[Simon9one]

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Now what kind of heartless bastard would kill Tali?!

. . .Oh. Wait. 

*glares at cannedcream with the fury of a thousand suns*

Naah, you're alright since Metal, Glass, and Crystal.

But don't push it.

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they chew bees at you?

Do your worst!

I have sharks.  With laser beams.  Attached to their heads.

Will you see reason now?