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[Quarian Expert]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Quarian Expert wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali: Shepard! There you are! I got an emergency in engineering!

Shepard: What? What's wrong Tali?

Tali: There's some strange alien down there! It rubbed against my leg, then when I looked at it, it ran away; now I don't know where it is.

Shepard: Oh... her.

Tali: 'Her'? You know about this?

Shepard: Yeah...she' a "cat". They're a native animal of Earth. They're popular pets among humans. I found her on Freedom's Progress after we parted ways. With her owners gone, I figured I'd take her to an animal shelter on the Citadel. I just kinda forgot about her.

Tali: You forgot? Did you also forget that animals leave fecal matter on the ground, where anyone can step on it?

Shepard: 

*Grunt walks in the room licking his fingers*

Chocolate?

Fury chocolate on legs,

[GuardianAngel470]

Next part of my fan fiction is up, for those of you who are reading it. For everyone else,



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4197/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4198/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4199/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4196/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4203/



http://social.biowar...8494/blog/4204/





That's the first six parts.

[cannedcream]

[quote]DrathanGervaise wrote...

[quote]Quarian Expert wrote...

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*Grunt walks in the room licking his fingers*
[/quote]

Chocolate?

[/quote]

Y-yeah. Chocolate. That's it.

[tyler1991991]

sergio71785 wrote...

so cute<3:wub:
i love Tali

[cannedcream]

Quarian Expert wrote...
Fury chocolate on legs,

'Roof Rabbit', they call that.

[RedTracer7]

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Now what kind of heartless bastard would kill Tali?!

. . .Oh. Wait. 

*glares at cannedcream with the fury of a thousand suns*

Naah, you're alright since Metal, Glass, and Crystal.

But don't push it.

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they chew bees at you?

Do your worst!

I have sharks.  With laser beams.  Attached to their heads.

Will you see reason now?

Indeed.

[Simon9one]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm sorry Illusive Man, but the best we could do is Tuna...

Are they...evil tuna?

[sergio71785]

[Lividity Jones]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm sorry Illusive Man, but the best we could do is Tuna...

I could have sworn it was sea bass...

[Deadeas]

Time for sleep. Night, all.

Keelah se'lai.

[Simon9one]

Lividity Jones wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm sorry Illusive Man, but the best we could do is Tuna...

I could have sworn it was sea bass...

You're thinking of a different evil genius.

The Illusive Man would never settle for sea bass.  Even mutated ones.

[cannedcream]

Simon9one wrote...
I have sharks.  With laser beams.  Attached to their heads.

Will you see reason now?

Yeah. . .well. . .I have tigers with bombs strapped to their chests. Tiger Balm, I call it.

[Simon9one]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm sorry Illusive Man, but the best we could do is Tuna...

Are they...evil tuna?

They certainly are ill tempered...

Good, good...

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...
I have sharks.  With laser beams.  Attached to their heads.

Will you see reason now?

Yeah. . .well. . .I have tigers with bombs strapped to their chests. Tiger Balm, I call it.

Pfffffttahahaha!

[vykvyper1]

Quarian Expert wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali: Shepard! There you are! I got an emergency in engineering!

Shepard: What? What's wrong Tali?

Tali: There's some strange alien down there! It rubbed against my leg, then when I looked at it, it ran away; now I don't know where it is.

Shepard: Oh... her.

Tali: 'Her'? You know about this?

Shepard: Yeah...she' a "cat". They're a native animal of Earth. They're popular pets among humans. I found her on Freedom's Progress after we parted ways. With her owners gone, I figured I'd take her to an animal shelter on the Citadel. I just kinda forgot about her.

Tali: You forgot? Did you also forget that animals leave fecal matter on the ground, where anyone can step on it?

Shepard: 

*Grunt walks in the room licking his fingers*

gotta turn this around before I go to bed...


Shepard: Grunt... please tell me you didn't eat our new--

Grunt: *interrupting shepard* HEY Shepard, these new rations you got for us are great! *holds up half eaten can of cat food with what appears to be a bite taken out of the can*

Shepard: well... alright then... oh and don't eat the small animal I picked up on our last mission.

Grunt: you got it Shepard *returns to eating*

Tali: Shepard, in these situations, I am not sure whether I should laugh or feel sick...

Shepard: would you rather he eat the cat?

Tali:

[Shazzammer2]

alright everyone I am gone. Take care.

[Simon9one]

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...
I have sharks.  With laser beams.  Attached to their heads.

Will you see reason now?

Yeah. . .well. . .I have tigers with bombs strapped to their chests. Tiger Balm, I call it.

Oh yeah.  Well I've got polar bears on bicycles with guns.  They're called bi-polars.

[Goat_Shepard]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

alright everyone I am gone. Take care.

Deadeas wrote...

Time for sleep. Night, all.
Keelah
se'lai.

Keelah se'lai friends.

[sergio71785]

vykvyper1 wrote...
Shepard: Grunt... please tell me you didn't eat our new--

Grunt: *interrupting shepard* HEY Shepard, these new rations you got for us are great! *holds up half eaten can of cat food with what appears to be a bite taken out of the can*

Shepard: well... alright then... oh and don't eat the small animal I picked up on our last mission.

Grunt: you got it Shepard *returns to eating*

Tali: Shepard, in these situations, I am not sure whether I should laugh or feel sick...

Shepard: would you rather he eat the cat?

Tali:

As someone who owns an army of cats, I approve of non-cat eating. 

[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

Oh Tali, how awesome you are.
There are times I pop in ME2 for the sole purpose of loading my Tali-related saves and reliving the cuteness.