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[Simon9one]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm sorry Illusive Man, but the best we could do is Tuna...

Are they...evil tuna?

They certainly are ill tempered...

Good, good...

Would you like a demonstration?

Yes, please.  Fetchez la vache.

[DreadvasNormandy]

sergio71785 wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...
Shepard: Grunt... please tell me you didn't eat our new--

Grunt: *interrupting shepard* HEY Shepard, these new rations you got for us are great! *holds up half eaten can of cat food with what appears to be a bite taken out of the can*

Shepard: well... alright then... oh and don't eat the small animal I picked up on our last mission.

Grunt: you got it Shepard *returns to eating*

Tali: Shepard, in these situations, I am not sure whether I should laugh or feel sick...

Shepard: would you rather he eat the cat?

Tali:

As someone who owns an army of cats, I approve of non-cat eating. 

What about hat eating?

[Lividity Jones]

sergio71785 wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...
Shepard: Grunt... please tell me you didn't eat our new--

Grunt: *interrupting shepard* HEY Shepard, these new rations you got for us are great! *holds up half eaten can of cat food with what appears to be a bite taken out of the can*

Shepard: well... alright then... oh and don't eat the small animal I picked up on our last mission.

Grunt: you got it Shepard *returns to eating*

Tali: Shepard, in these situations, I am not sure whether I should laugh or feel sick...

Shepard: would you rather he eat the cat?

Tali:

As someone who owns an army of cats, I approve of non-cat eating. 

Oh God how I hate cats!

Always shedding on my new jeans!

FFFFFFFUUUUUU

[sergio71785]

cannedcream wrote...
There are times I pop in ME2 for the sole purpose of loading my Tali-related saves and reliving the cuteness.

Just download my tali romance scene compilation video from Youtube, overnight! It's in 720p 

[Simon9one]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm sorry Illusive Man, but the best we could do is Tuna...

Are they...evil tuna?

They certainly are ill tempered...

Good, good...

Would you like a demonstration?

Yes, please.  Fetchez la vache.

Well, you'll have to come back tomorrow. The tuna are sleeping.

Dammit, I didn't know tuna slept.
Ah, well.  They'll be well-rested for the killing at least.

[Quarian Expert]

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

[RedTracer7]

 1. Defeated by the Geth.
2. Defeated by Cerberus (in the books).
3. Defeated in the backstreets of the Citadel.  (Until Shepard shows up to save the day.
4. Defeated by the Collectors. (I'm assuming the 1st Normandy died because Tali was aboard..)
5. Defeated on Freedom's Progress
6. Defeated on Haestrom

If forced, I would put my money on the French, over the Quarians.

Are they capable of winning a fight?

[Lividity Jones]

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

Sweat doesn't smell, bacteria does. Therefore, no bacteria means no smell.

[Goat_Shepard]

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

SOME EXPERT! I think this guys' a phony.

[cannedcream]

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...
I have sharks.  With laser beams.  Attached to their heads.

Will you see reason now?

Yeah. . .well. . .I have tigers with bombs strapped to their chests. Tiger Balm, I call it.

Oh yeah.  Well I've got polar bears on bicycles with guns.  They're called bi-polars.

Well played, sir. Well played.
Still, Child's play next to my army of cyborg bunnies. They're my rab-bots.

[Simon9one]

RedTracer7 wrote...

 1. Defeated by the Geth.
2. Defeated by Cerberus (in the books).
3. Defeated in the backstreets of the Citadel.  (Until Shepard shows up to save the day.
4. Defeated by the Collectors. (I'm assuming the 1st Normandy died because Tali was aboard..)
5. Defeated on Freedom's Progress
6. Defeated on Haestrom

If forced, I would put my money on the French, over the Quarians.

Are they capable of winning a fight?

They have the largest fleet in the galaxy.  I think they can hold their own in most cases. 

If you came in a mission just to watch the quarians own all the enemies, where would the fun be.

[cannedcream]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I'm in it for the headshots.

That's the OTHER half of the battle.

[RedTracer7]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

The right diet and application of medicine can eliminate this.

She probably smells like antisceptic.

A decade of living in a suit, filled with antiseptic.  Ew.

[Phil725]

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

No, for one, the nasty sweaty smell that we know comes from bacteria.  Its doubtful that there is much of that inside of Tali's suits.  Also, the suits are 300 years of advanced technology made by a race of technological geniuses.  I imagine they are quite nicely temperature controlled and comfortable.  I've heard conflicting things said, but its also possible that there is bacteria scrubbing nano machines all over her suit that would leave her smelling and feeling like she was fresh out of the shower at all times

[Quarian Expert]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

SOME EXPERT! I think this guys' a phony.

Oh ya!!!! well phony spelled with an FFFFFFUUUUUU

[sergio71785]

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

A couple things.

On the Flotilla, they do have areas that they can wash up.

Also, what causes foul odor is bacteria on your skin that's reproducing and releasing gases. Since a quarian suit would be kept relatively sterile, bacteria wouldn't be able to really spread and cause all the nasty things that happen when you don't bathe. 

A 'human example' is this; your sweat has zero odor. What you smell after sweating is the bacteria on your skin growing in it.

[Lividity Jones]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

The right diet and application of medicine can eliminate this.

She probably smells like antisceptic.

Get some hydrogen peroxide and take a big whiff. There you go. Tali.

[LambdaNamNam]

RedTracer7 wrote...

 1. Defeated by the Geth.
2. Defeated by Cerberus (in the books).
3. Defeated in the backstreets of the Citadel.  (Until Shepard shows up to save the day.
4. Defeated by the Collectors. (I'm assuming the 1st Normandy died because Tali was aboard..)
5. Defeated on Freedom's Progress
6. Defeated on Haestrom

If forced, I would put my money on the French, over the Quarians.

Are they capable of winning a fight?

7. Defeated by microbes.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Quarian Expert wrote...

Theres still one thing I dont get?!? What up with Quarians and showers? Wouldnt It smell like straight up a*s in there suit? That sucks for sheperd or mabye her good looks distracted him?

Sweat doesn't smell, bacteria does. Therefore, no bacteria means no smell.

SCIENCE!