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[Thelacan]

Kikaimegami wrote...

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS!

But man, those toilets are in a bad place, if we consider it from Joker's POV. I mean, he first has to hobble down the CIC, then try to keep everything steady while waiting for the elevator.
After a moment he realises that Commander is once again making out with Tali in it and can't use it.
But luckily to him! EDI showed him another route to the toilets. He just have to pass the science lab, which should be quite easy, unless Mordin is filming a document how Vorcha breed in controlled enviroments. But after that, it's only a little bit of ladders and crawling through the vents.

Yeah, maybe we'll just give him adult-sized diapers. 

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Modifié par Thelacan, 18 juillet 2010 - 06:36 .

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

I still want to know who came up with the brilliant idea of putting him in the AI Core.

Goddamn, Cerberus, just when I think you cannot possibly fail any harder, you go and fail harder.

Or name him after a cursed demon who didn't want anything else but to die.

Is that what you want, Legion?

And even if EDI can watch him, Legion could sabotage some of her hardware.

Just saying.

I wonder how Tali caught him scanning her omni-tool, though. Did she just happen to walk into the AI Core while he was doing it, or what?

Yes, Legion will "sabotage" some of her "hardware"

[Kikaimegami]

Damnit Thelacan, I didn't need to think about vorcha breeding in the tech lab. Damnit.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS!

And a few curse words later, he's off.

[Thelacan]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Cerberus.

For when "fail", just plain isn't fail enough...

In my next fic, I'm going to make Shepard to ****slap Miranda and punch Jacob right in the middle in his face.

I think you would approve that.

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Cerberus.

For when "fail", just plain isn't fail enough...

In my next fic, I'm going to make Shepard to ****slap Miranda and punch Jacob right in the middle in his face.

I think you would approve that.

Some context would be brilliant, but I'll be damned if I don't approve.

[Kikaimegami]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Cerberus.

For when "fail", just plain isn't fail enough...

In my next fic, I'm going to make Shepard to ****slap Miranda and punch Jacob right in the middle in his face.

I think you would approve that.

Kikaimegami approves (+10)

[RiptideX1090]

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Cerberus.

For when "fail", just plain isn't fail enough...

In my next fic, I'm going to make Shepard to ****slap Miranda and punch Jacob right in the middle in his face.

I think you would approve that.

I'd love for those options to be in 3...

I like to pretend that my Shepard if openly hostile to Miranda and Jacob when off screen.

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

In my next fic, I'm going to make Shepard to ****slap Miranda and punch Jacob right in the middle in his face.

I think you would approve that.

Fight bitch with more bitch, huh?

I approve.

[Thelacan]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Some context would be brilliant, but I'll be damned if I don't approve.

Freedom's Progress. Threathening Tali.

Do you need more?

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I like to pretend that my Shepard if openly hostile to Miranda and Jacob when off screen.

*Shepard's hands move deftly through the holographic controls of the galaxy map, busying himself with scanning the system for minerals. Miranda approaches him, the Cerberus operative clearing her throat to catch his attention.*

Miranda: Shepard, I am concerned about your... relationship with the Chief Engineer.

*Shepard does not bother to turn around.*

Shepard: Is that so?

Miranda: It is unprofessional. It compromises our mission.

Shepard: I didn't hear your complaints when you showed interest in me.

*Miranda's eyes narrow.*

Miranda: That was... different.

Shepard: Because you are human.

*Miranda knew that wasn't a question.*

Miranda: Shepard... That wasn't what I-

Shepard: I'm sure it wasn't. In spite of your beliefs, Operative Lawson, I respect you. Your perfect engineering has no doubt been a useful tool for Cerberus. But I prefer the perfect engineer.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 18 juillet 2010 - 06:41 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Cerberus.

For when "fail", just plain isn't fail enough...

In my next fic, I'm going to make Shepard to ****slap Miranda and punch Jacob right in the middle in his face.

I think you would approve that.

Some context would be brilliant, but I'll be damned if I don't approve.

You need a reason at this point?

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I like to pretend that my Shepard if openly hostile to Miranda and Jacob when off screen.

*Shepard's hands move deftly through the holographic controls of the galaxy map, busying himself with scanning the system for minerals. Miranda approaches him, the Cerberus operative clearing her throat to catch his attention.*

Miranda: Shepard, I am concerned about your... relationship with the Chief Engineer.

*Shepard does not bother to turn around.*

Shepard: Is that so?

Miranda: It is unprofessional. It compromises our mission.

Shepard: I didn't hear your complaints when you showed interest in me.

*Miranda's eyes narrow.*

Miranda: That was... different.

Shepard: Because you are human.

*Miranda knew that wasn't a question.*

Miranda: Shepard... That wasn't what I-

Shepard: I'm sure it wasn't. In spite of your beliefs, Operative Lawson, I respect you. Your perfect engineering has no doubt been a useful tool for Cerberus. But I prefer the perfect engineer.

This never gets old.

[Kikaimegami]

Also need to slap the stupid out of Kelly.

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

Freedom's Progress. Threathening Tali.

Do you need more?

Do you think a slap is sufficient?

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Thelacan wrote...
Freedom's Progress. Threathening Tali.

Do you need more?

I would go more curbstomp.

Jacob for target practice, and whore Miranda out to the batarians for gas money.

It's fool proof.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Also need to slap the stupid out of Kelly.

I'm going to need a sledgehammer for that.

[Ormagodenator]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Also need to slap the stupid out of Kelly.

I think it's already been done

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Also need to slap the stupid out of Kelly.

It seriously makes me smile everytime I watch her die.

[Thelacan]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Do you think a slap is sufficient?

Still drafting the plot for it. It may change, but I think slap from the back of the (armored) hand which is cybernetically enhanced might be enough for starters.

[Lividity Jones]

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Do you think a slap is sufficient?

Still drafting the plot for it. It may change, but I think slap from the back of the (armored) hand which is cybernetically enhanced might be enough for starters.

Have her loose a tooth.

Or teeth.

[Kikaimegami]

Thelacan wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Do you think a slap is sufficient?

Still drafting the plot for it. It may change, but I think slap from the back of the (armored) hand which is cybernetically enhanced might be enough for starters.

Shepard Pimpslap.

[Someone With Mass]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Jacob for target practice, and whore Miranda out to the batarians for gas money.

It's fool proof.

Or we could let someone hire Jacob as a bartender. On a batarian colony.