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#238176
Kikaimegami

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Also need to slap the stupid out of Kelly.


It seriously makes me smile everytime I watch her die.

If it was only her that died if you wait to do the suicide mission... *ahem*

EDIT: Well it's me, at the top of the page, yet again.

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#238177
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RiptideX1090 wrote...
Jacob for target practice, and whore Miranda out to the batarians for gas money.

It's fool proof.

Alright.

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Someone With Mass

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Lividity Jones wrote...
Have her loose a tooth.

Or teeth.


That might actually just be good for her looks.

#238179
RiptideX1090

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Have her loose a tooth.

Or teeth.


That might actually just be good for her looks.


At least she won't have buck teeth anymore.

Punching her with the same force you hit Al-Jilani would be good...

#238180
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Have her loose a tooth.

Or teeth.


That might actually just be good for her looks.


At least she won't have buck teeth anymore.

Punching her with the same force you hit Al-Jilani would be good...


If we're talking about Miranda, I have to speak in her defense:

Yvonne has buck teeth, too.

#238181
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RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Have her loose a tooth.

Or teeth.


That might actually just be good for her looks.


At least she won't have buck teeth anymore.

Punching her with the same force you hit Al-Jilani would be good...



A little harder wouldn't be too bad, maybe fix that jaw while you're at it :whistle:  

#238182
RiptideX1090

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Goat_Shepard wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...
Have her loose a tooth.

Or teeth.


That might actually just be good for her looks.


At least she won't have buck teeth anymore.

Punching her with the same force you hit Al-Jilani would be good...


If we're talking about Miranda, I have to speak in her defense:

Yvonne has buck teeth, too.


Yvonne is hot.

Miranda is a genetic mutation that threatens to infect the gene pool. She must be purged/

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RiptideX1090 wrote...

At least she won't have buck teeth anymore.

Punching her with the same force you hit Al-Jilani would be good...


Only if he wears these.
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Or he could just kick her teeth out.

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RiptideX1090

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Someone With Mass wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

At least she won't have buck teeth anymore.

Punching her with the same force you hit Al-Jilani would be good...


Only if he wears these.
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Or he could just kick her teeth out.


Shepard Kick?

I approve.

#238185
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Kami102 wrote...
A little harder wouldn't be too bad, maybe fix that jaw while you're at it :whistle:  


You bloody wise-arses are killin me with the teasing

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If you watch Angry Joe's review if ME2, he'll tell you that he thinks Miranda looks like Michael Jackson

#238187
Kikaimegami

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DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING

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Shepard's eyes darted to glare at Miranda, who still spouted insults and threaths to the quarian. A quarian whom he knew very well. In the Alliance, proper behavior for not following the commanding officer's orders, was to berate the offender. But now?



He spun around on his heels and delivered a powerful smack to her left cheek with the back of his hand. Her head snapped instantly and he could see how blood spurted from her mouth with a lone tooth The armored glove and the cybernetic enhancements under his skin and muscle tissue produced so much force in it, that the perfectly engineered woman lost her balance, staggering few steps back, keeping her head to her side and down.



The entire room was silenced, as everyone watched at the woman who now slowly lifted her menacing gaze towards her attacker. As she glared at him, Shepard raised his hand up to the level of his eys and examined it.

"I think this glove fits my hand perfectly."



And... Nope, not going to write more! Ha. Consider this as a teaser, done in few minutes.

#238189
Kikaimegami

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Damn, that really is a Shepard Pimpslap.

#238190
Goat_Shepard

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CptSkull wrote...

If you watch Angry Joe's review if ME2, he'll tell you that he thinks Miranda looks like Michael Jackson


Alright now, let's have a little more respect for the dead. And in many playthroughs that's true of Miranda as well so let's just end it :whistle::D

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#238191
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CptSkull wrote...

If you watch Angry Joe's review if ME2, he'll tell you that he thinks Miranda looks like Michael Jackson

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#238192
Kikaimegami

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bahahaha I love that picture of her. She looks so baked.

#238193
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Thelacan wrote...

Shepard's eyes darted to glare at Miranda, who still spouted insults and threaths to the quarian. A quarian whom he knew very well. In the Alliance, proper behavior for not following the commanding officer's orders, was to berate the offender. But now?

He spun around on his heels and delivered a powerful smack to her left cheek with the back of his hand. Her head snapped instantly and he could see how blood spurted from her mouth with a lone tooth The armored glove and the cybernetic enhancements under his skin and muscle tissue produced so much force in it, that the perfectly engineered woman lost her balance, staggering few steps back, keeping her head to her side and down.

The entire room was silenced, as everyone watched at the woman who now slowly lifted her menacing gaze towards her attacker. As she glared at him, Shepard raised his hand up to the level of his eys and examined it.
"I think this glove fits my hand perfectly."

And... Nope, not going to write more! Ha. Consider this as a teaser, done in few minutes.


Now he just needs to pull a shoryuken on Jacob and this might be the greatest thing ever.

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Kikaimegami wrote...

bahahaha I love that picture of her. She looks so baked.


Guess she was allergic to the back of Shepard's armored glove? :P

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Now he just needs to pull a shoryuken on Jacob and this might be the greatest thing ever.

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Goat_Shepard

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Kikaimegami wrote...

Damn, that really is a Shepard Pimpslap.


I prefer Shepard do this

#238197
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Kikaimegami wrote...

Damn, that really is a Shepard Pimpslap.


And after he's done, he just leans back and says:
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Lividity Jones wrote...

Now he just needs to pull a shoryuken on Jacob and this might be the greatest thing ever.


Or he could just do this.

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Kikaimegami

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Damn, that really is a Shepard Pimpslap.


And after he's done, he just leans back and says:
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#238200
Lividity Jones

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Now he just needs to pull a shoryuken on Jacob and this might be the greatest thing ever.


Or he could just do this.


Jacob: What the hell, Commander?! You just hit Miranda!

Shepard: Your shoe's untied.

Jacob: Whu-?

*SHORYUKEN!*

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 18 juillet 2010 - 07:05 .