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[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

InHarmsWay wrote...

“And how does that even work between you two? You can’t leave your suit. Do you rub up against each other?”

Sorry, ****, I can't hear you.

You're an irradiated pile of dust.

The answer is blowing in the wind.

Top.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 18 juillet 2010 - 07:30 .

[Thelacan]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Thelacan, they're plotting.

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

[Hicrodonma]

Harm let me just say that was the pinnacle of awesomeness.

[Lividity Jones]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

InHarmsWay wrote...

“And how does that even work between you two? You can’t leave your suit. Do you rub up against each other?”

Sorry, ****, I can't hear you.

You're an irradiated pile of dust.

Ash.

*rimshot*

[CptSkull]

Now make a fan fic where Shepard beats up Samara, her whole Justicar code is just a load of BS.

[Thelacan]

No.

Modifié par Thelacan, 18 juillet 2010 - 07:34 .

[Someone With Mass]

Thelacan wrote...

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

And that's before they come up with their stupid suggestions.

Then again, after being so humiliated/owned by Shepard, it's not so surprising that Jacob is volunteering for the "suicide mission" inside the tubes.

[Lividity Jones]

CptSkull wrote...

Now make a fan fic where Shepard beats up Samara, her whole Justicar code is just a load of BS.

Oh you!

[Thelacan]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Then again, after being so humiliated/owned by Shepard, it's not so surprising that Jacob is volunteering for the "suicide mission" inside the tubes.

After FP, what would happen to Jacob if he refused to go in the tubes? 

So you just need a good motivator, or a right hook. 

[RiptideX1090]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Thelacan wrote...

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

And that's before they come up with their stupid suggestions.

Then again, after being so humiliated/owned by Shepard, it's not so surprising that Jacob is volunteering for the "suicide mission" inside the tubes.

A suicide mission I'd gladly send him on...

Except I know Tali won't fail me.

[Someone With Mass]

CptSkull wrote...

Now make a fan fic where Shepard beats up Samara, her whole Justicar code is just a load of BS.

[Goat_Shepard]

Thelacan wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Thelacan, they're plotting.
doublesnip

Miranda: I'm so gonna bust a cap in that man's ass.
Jacob: Stop, for the love of god, you can't touch that kind of talkin', you're not a bro, you're a ho. ...no wait!
*they both share a look before turning their eyes down*
Miranda: How's your new nose holding up?
Jacob: It's all good. And I see you found a matching eye shadow to go with that purple cheek of yours.
Miranda: ...

lol oh man, this can be dangerous.

Let's see if you can caption this screenshot.



And to any offenders, I am sorry, I love Miranda and all the ME characters, but can't help the lulz.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A suicide mission I'd gladly send him on...

Except I know Tali won't fail me.

Oldie but a goodie...


*Tali desperately runs through the vent, skidding to a halt before a sealed doorway.*

Tali: Shepard, the vent is sealed. I think their might be an terminal outside that can open the-

*The door opens with a sharp hiss. Tali smiles behind her visor, quickly picking up her pace.*

*Scene cuts to earlier aboard the Normandy. Shepard approaches Tali after everyone has exited the briefing room, hands sliding to her shoulders.*

Shepard: I'll be right there with you, Tali. Alright? I won't let anything happen to you.

*Tali lets her index finger trace along the contours of his lips, the equivalent of a quarian kiss.*

Tali: I know.

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 18 juillet 2010 - 07:39 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

A suicide mission I'd gladly send him on...

Except I know Tali won't fail me.

Oldie but a goodie...


*Tali desperately runs through the vent, skidding to a halt before a sealed doorway.*

Tali: Shepard, the vent is sealed. I think their might be an terminal outside that can open the-

*The door opens with a sharp hiss. Tali smiles behind her visor, quickly picking up her pace.*

*Scene cuts to earlier aboard the Normandy. Shepard approaches Tali after everyone has exited the briefing room, hands sliding to her shoulders.*

Shepard: I'll be right there with you, Tali. Alright? I won't let anything happen to you.

*Tali lets her index finger trace along the contours of his lips, the equivalent of a quarian kiss.*

Tali: I know.

Gotta love the classics.

[Someone With Mass]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

lol oh man, this can be dangerous.

Let's see if you can caption this screenshot.

*FORTHELOVEOFGODsnip*

And to any offenders, I am sorry, I love Miranda and all the ME characters, but can't help the lulz.

Ugh.

It's like Miranda just hooked her ass up to a tanker filled with silicone.

[Goat_Shepard]

Someone With Mass wrote...

CptSkull wrote...

Now make a fan fic where Shepard beats up Samara, her whole Justicar code is just a load of BS.

shepardnotamusedsnip

Shepard: "Oh, crap, more hallucinations. First I was rescued by a giant talking ass in a suit, now I'm running into my friends from the past life. BE GONE DEMONS!"

[Lividity Jones]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Ugh.

It's like Miranda just hooked her ass up to a tanker filled with silicone.

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Ugh.

It's like Miranda just hooked her ass up to a tanker filled with silicone.

Oh, god. I laughed way more than I should.

[Ormagodenator]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Ugh.

It's like Miranda just hooked her ass up to a tanker filled with silicone.

I don't get it,
but I lol'd

[Thelacan]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

lol oh man, this can be dangerous.

Let's see if you can caption this screenshot.

Tali: What the hell is in those pipes? Are those the... remains of those colonists?
Shepard: I'd guess it's the same stuff Miranda has her face, ass, wait. Her whole body full.
Miranda: But I'm perfect!
*voice comes over the radio*
Grunt: I'm distilled from thousands of krogans, and I'm the perfect krogan, unlike you! Raaaahhh!
Tali: Hah.

[CptSkull]

I wonder what Miranda's father must look like, considering she's a female clone of him.

[Thundertactics]

LIVIDITYYYYY, RIPTIIIIIIDE, I came back and read your new chap's. (4&5)
I both loved them and hated them with a burning passion from hell, fortunately Adamo removed the sadz, now I just love 'em.
You keep up the good work, and I'll try not to let Daro overtake Tali on my list of favorite characters in the ME universe.