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[Kikaimegami]

SpatFieya wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Girl, I can cut dead people up while eating spagetti, and it doesn't phase me. That video though... guess I just don't have a thing for amputation.

*pops out her prosthetic eye and throws it at you*

*Bounces off Rip and lands in my drink*

Not cool, bro.

Whoops!

[Kikaimegami]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

It's acrylic.. if it breaks, then uhh.. it must be very cold in here and I have other problems to worry about

Oh.
feels stupid

The internal structure is hardened silicone!

[Ehunkel]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ehunkel wrote...

Rip, I read chap 4 of Reckoning a few hours ago (you were probably sleeping in your time zone^^) and I just wanted to say you are awesome. Kudos to Liv too, of course!

I hope chapter 5 will be there soon!

Five is up right now. Hit the link in the sig.

Damn am I stupid...

Switch the "4" with a "5" and the "5" with a "6" and that would be what I actually meant...

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

Damn, I ****ing love you guys.

*bro hug*

I love you too man...

[Kikaimegami]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
The internal structure is hardened silicone!

Sounds...

Hardcore

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[RiptideX1090]

Ehunkel wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Ehunkel wrote...

Rip, I read chap 4 of Reckoning a few hours ago (you were probably sleeping in your time zone^^) and I just wanted to say you are awesome. Kudos to Liv too, of course!

I hope chapter 5 will be there soon!

Five is up right now. Hit the link in the sig.

Damn am I stupid...

Switch the "4" with a "5" and the "5" with a "6" and that would be what I actually meant...

Ah.

Well, glad you liked it.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

It's acrylic.. if it breaks, then uhh.. it must be very cold in here and I have other problems to worry about

Oh.
feels stupid

TOP:

Hey! This is one of mine! <3

[Andaius20]

You need to have it replaced with a Geth flashlight eye kikai

[Kikaimegami]

Andaius20 wrote...

You need to have it replaced with a Geth flashlight eye kikai

With a remote that lets me turn on the high-beam and blind people!

[Ormagodenator]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...
The internal structure is hardened silicone!

Sounds...

Hardcore

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[SpatFieya]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Damn, I ****ing love you guys.

*bro hug*

I love you too man...

*bro hug* 

You muh, bro, bro! 

Song reminds me of Garrus/Shepard. So a damn bro song.

[RiptideX1090]

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Damn, I ****ing love you guys.

*bro hug*

I love you too man...

*bro hug* 

You muh, bro, bro! 

Song reminds me of Garrus/Shepard. So a damn bro song.

I support Garrus Bromance for 3.

[FsDxRAGE]

we need Garrus bromance in ME3

[CptSkull]

My mind would explode if Garrus and Shepard do a brofist in ME3.

[Ormagodenator]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Damn, I ****ing love you guys.

*bro hug*

I love you too man...

*bro hug* 

You muh, bro, bro! 

Song reminds me of Garrus/Shepard. So a damn bro song.

I support Garrus Bromance for 3.

I second that

[RiptideX1090]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

we need Garrus bromance in ME3

Also, aviators.

Garrus in Aviators?



I suddenly have the image of Garrus charging into a Batarian Slave Holding House, with a sniper rifle held together by duct tape, with a cigar and aviators, screaming "I AM GARRUS MOTHER****ING VAKARIAN!" Shoots a guy in the head. "I AM IN YOUR BASE..." Shoots a guy in the neck. "KILLIN' YOUR DUDES" Shoot's off a batarian's genitalia. Another tries to surrender. Garrus shoots him between all four eyes. "THE MOTHER****ING ARCHANGEL DON'T TAKE PRISONERS." Tossing the smoldering weapon to the side as the barrel melts down from the pure manliness that Garrus radiates, he pulls out another rifle, which is actually two sniper rifles taped together. "LET ME SHOW YOU MY LATEST INVENTION. THE DOUBLE BARREL SNIPER RIFLE!" He proceeds to shoot one after the other in a manner that can only be described as completely unnecessary destruction. One batarian tries to crawl away. "I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHA****ING BLINKS, ON MY MOTHER ****ING STATION." Shoots him between the eyes. The last batarian cries in a corner. Standing over him. Garrus tosses his weapon to the side. Looking up in confusion, the batarian smiles, believing himself forgiven. Not a chance in hell.

"Now, I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinking I'm all out of things that shoot. No more guns means you get to walk away freely, right?" The batarian nods slowly. Garrus punches the wall, sending a shudder through Omega that causes the gun he tossed aside to discharge a bullet right into the batarian's knee. "Oh, I'm sorry, DID I BREAK YO CONCENTRATION!?" Punching the wall a few more times, the gun continues firing into the batarian, until he wheezes in agony.

Adjusting his shades, Garrus goes to release the slaves. Lighting up another Cigar, he looks down and stares into the camera above his shades. "Yeah. That just ****ing happened." He then walks away like a badass, the newly freed hostages completely baffled by the crazy **** that just went down.

[FsDxRAGE]

CptSkull wrote...

My mind would explode if Garrus and Shepard do a brofist in ME3.

same man :happy:

[RiptideX1090]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

we need Garrus bromance in ME3

Ultimate brogasm.

[FsDxRAGE]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

we need Garrus bromance in ME3

Ultimate brogasm.

Yeah dude, I mean, wait....

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

we need Garrus bromance in ME3

Also, aviators.

Garrus in Aviators?



I suddenly have the image of Garrus charging into a Batarian Slave Holding House, with a sniper rifle held together by duct tape, with a cigar and aviators, screaming "I AM GARRUS MOTHER****ING VAKARIAN!" Shoots a guy in the head. "I AM IN YOUR BASE..." Shoots a guy in the neck. "KILLIN' YOUR DUDES" Shoot's off a batarian's genitalia. Another tries to surrender. Garrus shoots him between all four eyes. "THE MOTHER****ING ARCHANGEL DON'T TAKE PRISONERS." Tossing the smoldering weapon to the side as the barrel melts down from the pure manliness that Garrus radiates, he pulls out another rifle, which is actually two sniper rifles taped together. "LET ME SHOW YOU MY LATEST INVENTION. THE DOUBLE BARREL SNIPER RIFLE!" He proceeds to shoot one after the other in a manner that can only be described as completely unnecessary destruction. One batarian tries to crawl away. "I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHA****ING BLINKS, ON MY MOTHER ****ING STATION." Shoots him between the eyes. The last batarian cries in a corner. Standing over him. Garrus tosses his weapon to the side. Looking up in confusion, the batarian smiles, believing himself forgiven. Not a chance in hell.

"Now, I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinking I'm all out of things that shoot. No more guns means you get to walk away freely, right?" The batarian nods slowly. Garrus punches the wall, sending a shudder through Omega that causes the gun he tossed aside to discharge a bullet right into the batarian's knee. "Oh, I'm sorry, DID I BREAK YO CONCENTRATION!?" Punching the wall a few more times, the gun continues firing into the batarian, until he wheezes in agony.

Adjusting his shades, Garrus goes to release the slaves. Lighting up another Cigar, he looks down and stares into the camera above his shades. "Yeah. That just ****ing happened." He then walks away like a badass, the newly freed hostages completely baffled by the crazy **** that just went down.

*implodes from the sheer awesome of this post*

[Tairis Deamhan]

Okay I'm out. Gnite Mancers, stay outta trouble.

Also, dropping an ad for the latest chapter of my fic. Part 1 of Tali's trial:

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