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[RiptideX1090]

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

[Titanium Man]

I'm gone, silly thread. N-Not that I'm in love with you or anything

[FsDxRAGE]

need to type but don't want to

[RiptideX1090]

Titanium Man wrote...

I'm gone, silly thread. N-Not that I'm in love with you or anything

We love you too, ******-man.

[FsDxRAGE]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

[RiptideX1090]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

[Porcupinetheater]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

How about just freaking renaming our galaxy to the Garrus-and-Tali-way?

[FsDxRAGE]

Is it a bad thing if I notice in Enemy at the Gates, the reloading audio for the K98k and Mosin don't sound like they do in real life?

[kraidy1117]

Porcupinetheater wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

How about just freaking renaming our galaxy to the Garrus-and-Tali-way?

No. Wrex-way

[NCLanceman]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I suddenly have the image of Garrus charging into a Batarian Slave Holding House, with a sniper rifle held together by duct tape, with a cigar and aviators, screaming "I AM GARRUS MOTHER****ING VAKARIAN!" Shoots a guy in the head. "I AM IN YOUR BASE..." Shoots a guy in the neck. "KILLIN' YOUR DUDES" Shoot's off a batarian's genitalia. Another tries to surrender. Garrus shoots him between all four eyes. "THE MOTHER****ING ARCHANGEL DON'T TAKE PRISONERS." Tossing the smoldering weapon to the side as the barrel melts down from the pure manliness that Garrus radiates, he pulls out another rifle, which is actually two sniper rifles taped together. "LET ME SHOW YOU MY LATEST INVENTION. THE DOUBLE BARREL SNIPER RIFLE!" He proceeds to shoot one after the other in a manner that can only be described as completely unnecessary destruction. One batarian tries to crawl away. "I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHA****ING BLINKS, ON MY MOTHER ****ING STATION." Shoots him between the eyes. The last batarian cries in a corner. Standing over him. Garrus tosses his weapon to the side. Looking up in confusion, the batarian smiles, believing himself forgiven. Not a chance in hell.

"Now, I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinking I'm all out of things that shoot. No more guns means you get to walk away freely, right?" The batarian nods slowly. Garrus punches the wall, sending a shudder through Omega that causes the gun he tossed aside to discharge a bullet right into the batarian's knee. "Oh, I'm sorry, DID I BREAK YO CONCENTRATION!?" Punching the wall a few more times, the gun continues firing into the batarian, until he wheezes in agony.

Adjusting his shades, Garrus goes to release the slaves. Lighting up another Cigar, he looks down and stares into the camera above his shades. "Yeah. That just ****ing happened." He then walks away like a badass, the newly freed hostages completely baffled by the crazy **** that just went down.

[RiptideX1090]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Is it a bad thing if I notice in Enemy at the Gates, the reloading audio for the K98k and Mosin don't sound like they do in real life?

No.

That maks you...

A man.

[FsDxRAGE]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Is it a bad thing if I notice in Enemy at the Gates, the reloading audio for the K98k and Mosin don't sound like they do in real life?

No.

That maks you...

A man.

[Porcupinetheater]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Porcupinetheater wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

How about just freaking renaming our galaxy to the Garrus-and-Tali-way?

No. Wrex-way

Wrex can get a planet or two, but what do you think the Krogan would do if they conquered the galaxy?

[FsDxRAGE]

don't give Wrex a female and we should be good

[RiptideX1090]

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Porcupinetheater wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

How about just freaking renaming our galaxy to the Garrus-and-Tali-way?

No. Wrex-way

Wrex can get a planet or two, but what do you think the Krogan would do if they conquered the galaxy?

Kidnap quarians and make them do all the work.

[Porcupinetheater]

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I suddenly have the image of Garrus charging into a Batarian Slave Holding House, with a sniper rifle held together by duct tape, with a cigar and aviators, screaming "I AM GARRUS MOTHER****ING VAKARIAN!" Shoots a guy in the head. "I AM IN YOUR BASE..." Shoots a guy in the neck. "KILLIN' YOUR DUDES" Shoot's off a batarian's genitalia. Another tries to surrender. Garrus shoots him between all four eyes. "THE MOTHER****ING ARCHANGEL DON'T TAKE PRISONERS." Tossing the smoldering weapon to the side as the barrel melts down from the pure manliness that Garrus radiates, he pulls out another rifle, which is actually two sniper rifles taped together. "LET ME SHOW YOU MY LATEST INVENTION. THE DOUBLE BARREL SNIPER RIFLE!" He proceeds to shoot one after the other in a manner that can only be described as completely unnecessary destruction. One batarian tries to crawl away. "I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHA****ING BLINKS, ON MY MOTHER ****ING STATION." Shoots him between the eyes. The last batarian cries in a corner. Standing over him. Garrus tosses his weapon to the side. Looking up in confusion, the batarian smiles, believing himself forgiven. Not a chance in hell.

"Now, I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinking I'm all out of things that shoot. No more guns means you get to walk away freely, right?" The batarian nods slowly. Garrus punches the wall, sending a shudder through Omega that causes the gun he tossed aside to discharge a bullet right into the batarian's knee. "Oh, I'm sorry, DID I BREAK YO CONCENTRATION!?" Punching the wall a few more times, the gun continues firing into the batarian, until he wheezes in agony.

Adjusting his shades, Garrus goes to release the slaves. Lighting up another Cigar, he looks down and stares into the camera above his shades. "Yeah. That just ****ing happened." He then walks away like a badass, the newly freed hostages completely baffled by the crazy **** that just went down.

He has one big Molestache! Go 1970s cops!

[kraidy1117]

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Porcupinetheater wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

How about just freaking renaming our galaxy to the Garrus-and-Tali-way?

No. Wrex-way

Wrex can get a planet or two, but what do you think the Krogan would do if they conquered the galaxy?

Wrex will build his empire and rule all life, he is that badass .

[MassDestroyer]

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Porcupinetheater wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Garrus is just that ****ing awesome.

Garrus shoulld have his own TV show

Garrus should have his own star system.

No other spacial volume can contain that much badass without degenerating into a singularity.

How about just freaking renaming our galaxy to the Garrus-and-Tali-way?

No. Wrex-way

Wrex can get a planet or two, but what do you think the Krogan would do if they conquered the galaxy?

That happens were screwed
Edit: well assuming we survive the reaper attack

Modifié par MassDestroyer, 19 juillet 2010 - 04:59 .

[Porcupinetheater]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Wrex will build his empire and rule all life, he is that badass .

I'm not very comfortable with the idea of all organic (and likely, some machine) life, getting raped by giant alligators. Although Wrex is pretty BA, I'll give ya that

[RiptideX1090]

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Wrex will build his empire and rule all life, he is that badass .

I'm not very comfortable with the idea of all organic (and likely, some machine) life, getting raped by giant alligators. Although Wrex is pretty BA, I'll give ya that

The galaxy will be dominated by the humans and the quarians. Enough said.

[kraidy1117]

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Wrex will build his empire and rule all life, he is that badass .

I'm not very comfortable with the idea of all organic (and likely, some machine) life, getting raped by giant alligators. Although Wrex is pretty BA, I'll give ya that

Geth-Krogan sex?

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Lol, guys Xsause made this garrus bromance song which is pure win.

GUY LOVE - THE GARRUS/SHEPLOO VERSION (MILDLY NSFW)

SHEPLOO: Let's face the facts about me and you
Bromance unspecified
Though I'm proud to call you "my GarrBear",
Mordin will always talk and stare

GARRUS: I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside
'Cause this GarrBear can't bear Cerberus' disdain
And sometimes, it's easier to calibrate
Than explain our
BOTH: Bromance,
That's all it is,
Bromance,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

GARRUS: You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

SHEPLOO: And DAT VOICE tenderly replies...

GARRUS: "Can it wait for a bit?"

BOTH: "I'm in the middle of some calibratioooooooooooons..."

GARRUS: We're closer than the average man and mate,

SHEPLOO: That's why our matching visors say Garrus and Sheppie,

GARRUS: You know I'll be "there when you need me" for the rest of my life,

SHEPLOO: You're the only man who's ever shot his load into me!

GARRUS: Whoa! I just shot you with a sniper rifle on accident!

SHEPLOO: There's no need to clarify,

GARRUS: Oh no?

SHEPLOO: Just snipe more and more mercs each day
It's like I'm romancing my best friend

GARRUS: But in a totally manly way!

BOTH: Let's go!
It's bromance,
Don't compromise,
The feeling of some turian/human guy
Holding up your heart into the sky,

SHEPLOO: I'm just here to get your loyalty

GARRUS: But in my fangirls' eyes...

BOTH: It's bromance,
Between two guys

GARRUS: And when I say,
"If I wanted to do more than take your shields down, I'd have done it."
It's not what it implies...

BOTH: It's bromance!
Between
Two
Guys....

*GARRUS tries to hold SHEPLOO's hands*

SHEPLOO: No hands.

Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 19 juillet 2010 - 05:01 .

[kraidy1117]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Wrex will build his empire and rule all life, he is that badass .

I'm not very comfortable with the idea of all organic (and likely, some machine) life, getting raped by giant alligators. Although Wrex is pretty BA, I'll give ya that

The galaxy will be dominated by the humans and the quarians. Enough said.

Lies and slander!

[Porcupinetheater]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Porcupinetheater wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Wrex will build his empire and rule all life, he is that badass .

I'm not very comfortable with the idea of all organic (and likely, some machine) life, getting raped by giant alligators. Although Wrex is pretty BA, I'll give ya that

The galaxy will be dominated by the humans and the quarians. Enough said.

Amen. A - freaking - men

[kraidy1117]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

LOL