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[RiptideX1090]

Azint wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Blasphemy!

*snip*

Do want.

It has been a while since we actually had a serious discussion about Daro'Xen. But for another night, at least for my periodic contribution.

I'd love to have a serious conversation about her.

Aside from the insane and probably illegal things I'd be willing to do with her.

[Goat_Shepard]

Funny, Xen and all quarians are wearing their coffins.

And that's a sign that it's late.

[NCLanceman]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Still saying that's the real reason why the geth rebelled.

Damned quarian women.

How did the endurance idea get started? Humans are built to be endurance predators. Quarians seem to have evolved to be ambush predators, complete with claws and pouncin' legs.

Which is to say that while I'll bet dollars to doughnuts Shepard could outlast one or two quarians, the deed in and of itself may bruise. Continuously.

[Kikaimegami]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*snip*
Aw c'mon guys, can't we all get along?

Yeah!

Just because we seam to hate one another doesn't mean we can't all be friends!

... wait....

Counter:

Legion: *panicking* What do we do???

[Ormagodenator]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

*snip*
Aw c'mon guys, can't we all get along?

Yeah!

Just because we seam to hate one another doesn't mean we can't all be friends!

... wait....

Counter:

Legion: *panicking* What do we do???

nothing
once captured by a Tali-hug,
you'll never want to leave.

[Kikaimegami]

Ormagodenator wrote...

nothing
once captured by a Tali-hug,
you'll never want to leave.

He's more worried about if he should be doing anything in return, or just standing there like an interesting lightpost.

[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Still saying that's the real reason why the geth rebelled.

Damned quarian women.

How did the endurance idea get started? Humans are built to be endurance predators. Quarians seem to have evolved to be ambush predators, complete with claws and pouncin' legs.

Which is to say that while I'll bet dollars to doughnuts Shepard could outlast one or two quarians, the deed in and of itself may bruise. Continuously.

The idea got started by me, I think... or maybe not. I lose track.

Anyway, even if most quarians have less endurance than most humans, the fact that Tali is the Quarian equivelent of a Navy SEAL makes her a bonafide badass, and thus, able to outllast Shepard.

Oh, and because I say so.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I'd love to have a serious conversation about her.

I have had quite a few in the older days, to explain to others why I found her to be such a fascinating character. Aside from Tali, and Kal'Reegar, she is a favorite quarian of mine.

Aside from the insane and probably illegal things I'd be willing to do with her.

So many say the same about Tali on 4chan, and they had the freedom to actually describe their plans. Daro'Xen can easily fit under most of these actions.

[kraidy1117]

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

[Kikaimegami]

Hey, at least quarians are legal in Council space.

[RiptideX1090]

SenHai wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

 Blasphemy!

*snip*

Do want.

It has been a while since we actually had a serious discussion about Daro'Xen. But for another night, at least for my periodic contribution.

I'd love to have a serious conversation about her.

Aside from the insane and probably illegal things I'd be willing to do with her.

No wonder you are so willing to mentally break her.

I rationalize my jokes and my writing on two different levels. They aren't correlative.

[NCLanceman]

Kikaimegami wrote...


Legion: *panicking* What do we do???

Parting shot for the night:

Understanding
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Normandy SR-2 , Illium Drydock

*The ship is under repairs after the Collector attack, and is currently empty aside from a certain engineer looking for a certain geth. Having searched all the lower decks, Tali ends up at Shepard's cabin last.*

Tali: Legion?
*The geth platform sits at the head of the small staircase in the cabin curled in the fetal position, much like it had as Tali's trial.*
Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah.
Tali: *confused* What are you doing here?
Legion: This is now the residence of the two individuals most important to my people, Shepard Commander and Creator Tali'Zorah. We realized that in spite of the importance of the location, we have never seen it.
Tali: *attitude pose* Is that right?
Legion: It contains fewer violet hues than were projected.
Tali: We're working on that.
Legion: Query: Why have you sought me in the first place?
Tali: *relaxes, then wrings hands* Well... after the Collectors and all, I guess I realized you weren't so bad after all. You were there for me- for all of us- just like Garrus, and Jacob, and Kasumi... and even Shepard.
Legion: *stands, then relaxes his headflaps for a moment* We merely performed the task required to specification.
Tali: And you're humble too. You might grow on me yet.
*Without warning, she springs forward and hugs the geth. Legion suffers a temporary loop, trying to comprehend the unforeseen, and freezes in shock. Just as quickly as the embrace starts, it ends.*
Tali: I just wanted to say... thank you.
Legion: *headlights turn red, headflaps expand and contract repeatedly* You're welcome, Creator Tali'Zorah.

*Tali turns to leave, walking halfway out the door before turning back around.*

Tali: Come on Legion. Let's go join the rest of the crew.
Legion: Acknowledged.

*The machine and the creator walk out of the cabin, then hail an elevator. As they leave, a familiar blue beachball appears on it's platform, tracking the two.*

EDI: It's good to see them working together.

[Kikaimegami]

kraidy1117 wrote...

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

GIS "tali geth"

ahahahahaha

*is shot*

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Oh, and because I say so.

This statement alone has discredited your entire arguement.

[Ormagodenator]

kraidy1117 wrote...

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

it's times like this I'm glad I have no idea what thoses 2 things mean

[kraidy1117]

Kikaimegami wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

GIS "tali geth"

ahahahahaha

*is shot*

And others

[Kikaimegami]

NCLanceman wrote...

Legion: It contains fewer violet hues than were projected.
Tali: We're working on that.

This part still cracks me the hell up.

[kraidy1117]

Ormagodenator wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

it's times like this I'm glad I have no idea what thoses 2 things mean

You don't want too.

[Goat_Shepard]

kraidy1117 wrote...

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

I'll Miri you if you Tali me.

[Azint]

kraidy1117 wrote...

I saw disturbing images of Tali rule 34 on 4chan, with other squadmembers *shutters*

Tali/geth
Tali/Shepard
Tali/Miranda
Tali/Garrus
Tali/Grunt
Tali/cadre of Blue Suns mercs

Those are the only ones I can name offhand.

[RedTracer7]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Hey, at least quarians are legal in Council space.

No evidence exists to suggest the the Systems Alliance have updated their fraternization laws since First Contact.  For all intensive purposes, Human-Quarian Relationships could still be "illegal"...